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ARIYNBF 359: Haircuts, Drop-Offs, Full Service

Dustin Goot, Allan Moss and Daniel Quantz join Alison and Jenna Kim Jones for a discussion of Alison’s recent coughing nightmare during Doug Loves Movies, Daniel’s morning drop off, Dustin’s attempts to donate sperm, Al and Jenna’s new haircuts, haircuts in general, frats, butter sandwich reboot, shots, snacks and so much more. We also did a round of Just Me Or Everyone (click here to see the JMOEs from this episode).

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22 Responses to ARIYNBF 359: Haircuts, Drop-Offs, Full Service

  1. Eric Klien February 12, 2015 at 7:50 am #

    It is exciting that Colonel Jeff Fox, producer of the Larry Miller Show, has joined ARIYNBF.

    I hope Alison goes back to calling Jeff Fox “Colonel”. I appreciate the newly attempted term of endearment, but Larry created the Colonel out of love.

  2. AndrewviaMR February 12, 2015 at 8:32 am #

    “Oh, sir, that IS NOT a dropoff.”

    The correct name for that is “the officious bitch.”

  3. AndrewviaMR February 12, 2015 at 8:54 am #

    Wait, I'm totally lost. Are you saying Butt OR sandwich?

  4. Bill Bywater February 12, 2015 at 9:34 am #

    I've just heard the first half of Saturday's podcast. Whow. I'm here on your sight to pick up the Amazon banner.

  5. Eric Klien February 12, 2015 at 7:50 am #

    It is exciting that Colonel Jeff Fox, producer of the Larry Miller Show, has joined ARIYNBF.

    I hope Alison goes back to calling Jeff Fox “Colonel”. I appreciate the newly attempted term of endearment, but Larry created the Colonel out of love.

  6. AndrewviaMR February 12, 2015 at 8:32 am #

    “Oh, sir, that IS NOT a dropoff.”

    The correct name for that is “the officious bitch.”

  7. AndrewviaMR February 12, 2015 at 8:54 am #

    Wait, I’m totally lost. Are you saying Butt OR sandwich?

  8. Leeann Ward February 12, 2015 at 12:03 pm #

    Very funny episode! Everyone was great. I think one of the little side things that I enjoy the most about the show is when you guys laugh at each others' quips. Jenna is particularly good at catching them, it seems. #Al had some good lines, particularly during Daniel's sperm deposit story. If you're going to end up keeping the same panel every week, I feel like Dustin should be the permanent fifth person. He's quick with the wit and it's fun to hear you two talk about your common past together. I feel like we'll keep getting some good stories from that. Daniel's intro was fun again and I liked that he acknowledged that Dustin's name is so similar to Groot, because it had to be said.:) Also, the sound was perfect this episode. The volume was good and everyone sounded good and consistent on the microphones. Good work Chef (or Colonel) Jeff!

  9. Bill Bywater February 12, 2015 at 9:34 am #

    I’ve just heard the first half of Saturday’s podcast. Whow. I’m here on your sight to pick up the Amazon banner.

  10. Angie Twombly February 12, 2015 at 12:45 pm #

    I love Thursdays, thanks to the gang at the House of Rosen-Quantz. I like the idea of a rotating guest to be part of the gang, but after hearing Dustin for the second time, he really seems like the best fit. Plus, I don't have to try to figure out if it's #Al or Jordan. I really do enjoy the gang, and have loved all of the groups so far. I am so excited about the promise of a Gal Chat episode, hopefully you can also get Lisa Schwartz or Allie Mac Kay to join in. Not that it's anyone's business, but I am glad that you addressed your departure from the ACS and some of the accusations. So happy that DRS is growing and look forward to more episodes every week. I still listen to the other, but not as often because the funny is gone. Keep up the good work and thanks for the entertainment.

  11. Mr. Jen Stark February 12, 2015 at 1:40 pm #

    Colonel Jeff was great and funny on the Christopher Titus Podcast before had to leave (?)

  12. Leeann Ward February 12, 2015 at 12:03 pm #

    Very funny episode! Everyone was great. I think one of the little side things that I enjoy the most about the show is when you guys laugh at each others’ quips. Jenna is particularly good at catching them, it seems. #Al had some good lines, particularly during Daniel’s sperm deposit story. If you’re going to end up keeping the same panel every week, I feel like Dustin should be the permanent fifth person. He’s quick with the wit and it’s fun to hear you two talk about your common past together. I feel like we’ll keep getting some good stories from that. Daniel’s intro was fun again and I liked that he acknowledged that Dustin’s name is so similar to Groot, because it had to be said.:) Also, the sound was perfect this episode. The volume was good and everyone sounded good and consistent on the microphones. Good work Chef (or Colonel) Jeff!

  13. Angie Twombly February 12, 2015 at 12:45 pm #

    I love Thursdays, thanks to the gang at the House of Rosen-Quantz. I like the idea of a rotating guest to be part of the gang, but after hearing Dustin for the second time, he really seems like the best fit. Plus, I don’t have to try to figure out if it’s #Al or Jordan. I really do enjoy the gang, and have loved all of the groups so far. I am so excited about the promise of a Gal Chat episode, hopefully you can also get Lisa Schwartz or Allie Mac Kay to join in. Not that it’s anyone’s business, but I am glad that you addressed your departure from the ACS and some of the accusations. So happy that DRS is growing and look forward to more episodes every week. I still listen to the other, but not as often because the funny is gone. Keep up the good work and thanks for the entertainment.

  14. Mr. Jen February 12, 2015 at 1:40 pm #

    Colonel Jeff was great and funny on the Christopher Titus Podcast before had to leave (?)

  15. the40yroldvirgin February 12, 2015 at 7:07 pm #

    That's a good looking group of kids there!

  16. catsmeow05 February 12, 2015 at 7:07 pm #

    That’s a good looking group of kids there!

  17. 1whoknocks February 14, 2015 at 4:36 pm #

    Before Daniel brought up the hand motion, I was thinking he should have shook dice immediately after she corrected him. Sort of a double meaning.

  18. 1whoknocks February 14, 2015 at 4:36 pm #

    Before Daniel brought up the hand motion, I was thinking he should have shook dice immediately after she corrected him. Sort of a double meaning.

  19. badabingo February 16, 2015 at 2:59 pm #

    I love how deadpan Dustin is – cracks me up.

    PS I live in the Portland Metro Area and trust me, when you need to get gas in Oregon and you are running even slightly late, there will be 9 cars in line and one poor attendant all by him or herself and it takes forever. UGH.

    PPS I worry about this fertility clinic. Seems like there are at least 2 or 3 not great employees. I mean, you work at a fertility clinic and a male comes up to the counter and is fumbling his words and seeming slightly embarassed…and you can't figure out why he's there? COME ON.

  20. badabingo February 16, 2015 at 2:59 pm #

    I love how deadpan Dustin is – cracks me up.

    PS I live in the Portland Metro Area and trust me, when you need to get gas in Oregon and you are running even slightly late, there will be 9 cars in line and one poor attendant all by him or herself and it takes forever. UGH.

    PPS I worry about this fertility clinic. Seems like there are at least 2 or 3 not great employees. I mean, you work at a fertility clinic and a male comes up to the counter and is fumbling his words and seeming slightly embarassed…and you can’t figure out why he’s there? COME ON.

  21. Leeann Ward February 17, 2015 at 10:29 am #

    I was thinking the same thing! It seems like there have been other issues mentioned in other episodes with this clinic as well.

  22. Leeann Ward February 17, 2015 at 10:29 am #

    I was thinking the same thing! It seems like there have been other issues mentioned in other episodes with this clinic as well.

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