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ARIYNBF 310: Alison Humiliates Herself, Matt Saves a Life And Spills Water

The Thursday gang  (AlisonChris LaxamanaMatt FondilerGary Smith and Jenna Kim Jones and Caelan Biehn) gets things off to an unconventional start when they try to play a special song for Jenna’s arrival and then Matt spills water. Then they discuss sadness, grief, death, funerals, black cherry versus cherry, whether it’s worse to go number one or number two in your pants, hot button issues for moms, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and so much more. We also did a round of Just Me Or Everyone (click here to see the JMOEs from this episode).

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20 Responses to ARIYNBF 310: Alison Humiliates Herself, Matt Saves a Life And Spills Water

  1. Kristina Lombardi September 4, 2014 at 1:10 pm #

    NOOO!!! we in the northeast (i'm from MA and currently live in NH) don't “drop the h” in words. we pronounce the H.

  2. Kristina Lombardi September 4, 2014 at 12:10 pm #

    NOOO!!! we in the northeast (i’m from MA and currently live in NH) don’t “drop the h” in words. we pronounce the H.

  3. Jase Steel September 5, 2014 at 6:59 am #

    Hi everyone! I reckon this might be trivial but I believe it was Mr. Laxamana that made mention of the incredibly large 'Flame Broiler' poster featuring a picture of an item. At the bottom it stated, “not actual size.” I believe that litigation serves an honorable place in our society but I also think it has taken our society in an irreversible direction that scares the shit out of me.

    No shit, not actual size! I too saw this absurd statement and shared this on FB for all to see. Sadly, no one cared to mention and I think this is such a huge deal! So, this comment is a quasi- IIJMOE, for my own entertainment.

    I'm from Laguna Niguel, where there is one of these lawyer friendly Flame Broilers. I've lived in Salt Lake City for the past eight years. So, this HUGE issue has extended beyond the reach of California borders! It's gone too far!

  4. Jase Steel September 5, 2014 at 7:02 am #

    By the way, not everyone in Utah is Mormon. In fact, it's about only half of the populace that is LDS (apparently, the nice word, or acronym, for Mormon.) would you be so kind to inform Mr. Carolla?

    Also, beer, wine, and liquor flows as freely as any other normal state outside of California.

  5. Jase Steel September 5, 2014 at 5:59 am #

    Hi everyone! I reckon this might be trivial but I believe it was Mr. Laxamana that made mention of the incredibly large ‘Flame Broiler’ poster featuring a picture of an item. At the bottom it stated, “not actual size.” I believe that litigation serves an honorable place in our society but I also think it has taken our society in an irreversible direction that scares the shit out of me.

    No shit, not actual size! I too saw this absurd statement and shared this on FB for all to see. Sadly, no one cared to mention and I think this is such a huge deal! So, this comment is a quasi- IIJMOE, for my own entertainment.

    I’m from Laguna Niguel, where there is one of these lawyer friendly Flame Broilers. I’ve lived in Salt Lake City for the past eight years. So, this HUGE issue has extended beyond the reach of California borders! It’s gone too far!

  6. Jase Steel September 5, 2014 at 6:02 am #

    By the way, not everyone in Utah is Mormon. In fact, it’s about only half of the populace that is LDS (apparently, the nice word, or acronym, for Mormon.) would you be so kind to inform Mr. Carolla?

    Also, beer, wine, and liquor flows as freely as any other normal state outside of California.

  7. Amy Marsala September 5, 2014 at 1:41 pm #

    TMNT was not horrible. You will see things differently through your children's eyes. If your child is having fun and laughing, chances you are too.

  8. Amy Marsala September 5, 2014 at 12:41 pm #

    TMNT was not horrible. You will see things differently through your children’s eyes. If your child is having fun and laughing, chances you are too.

  9. stnuntrnd September 5, 2014 at 4:11 pm #

    show summary link to JMOEs does not have the JMOEs from this episode

  10. stnuntrnd September 5, 2014 at 3:11 pm #

    show summary link to JMOEs does not have the JMOEs from this episode

  11. Alison Rosen September 5, 2014 at 7:05 pm #

    fixed!

  12. Alison Rosen September 5, 2014 at 6:05 pm #

    fixed!

  13. 1whoknocks September 6, 2014 at 8:50 am #

    I love Matt, but there is no way he would keep plans for a date after pooping himself. I have no kids, but have changed enough diapers to know poop stench is magnified 3X once it comes into contact with human skin.

    These are far from perfect fits, but as I see it…
    Leonardo = Gary
    Donatello = Chris
    Michelangelo = Matt
    Raphael = Caelan
    Master Splinter = Dawson?

    I don't remember any other major female characters, so Alison and Jenna both get to be April O'Neil.

  14. 1whoknocks September 6, 2014 at 7:50 am #

    I love Matt, but there is no way he would keep plans for a date after pooping himself. I have no kids, but have changed enough diapers to know poop stench is magnified 3X once it comes into contact with human skin.

    These are far from perfect fits, but as I see it…
    Leonardo = Gary
    Donatello = Chris
    Michelangelo = Matt
    Raphael = Caelan
    Master Splinter = Dawson?

    I don’t remember any other major female characters, so Alison and Jenna both get to be April O’Neil.

  15. Honorarius September 6, 2014 at 7:39 pm #

    How can one not be super paranoid that you smell like poop after that??? I'd bail on the date as being known as 'the guy who cancelled last minute' is far, far better than being known as 'the guy who smelled like poop'…

  16. Honorarius September 6, 2014 at 6:39 pm #

    How can one not be super paranoid that you smell like poop after that??? I’d bail on the date as being known as ‘the guy who cancelled last minute’ is far, far better than being known as ‘the guy who smelled like poop’…

  17. Patty Cake September 7, 2014 at 12:44 am #

    that gets old fast and is why pixar movies are such hits. parents know they will be entertained as well and it won't be torture to sit through.

  18. Patty Cake September 6, 2014 at 11:44 pm #

    that gets old fast and is why pixar movies are such hits. parents know they will be entertained as well and it won’t be torture to sit through.

  19. Patty Cake September 8, 2014 at 12:02 am #

    matt also thinks the exorcist is boring and not that scary. i like him too, but he has strange opinions. i think it's almost universally considered the best and scariest horror movie ever.

  20. Patty Cake September 7, 2014 at 11:02 pm #

    matt also thinks the exorcist is boring and not that scary. i like him too, but he has strange opinions. i think it’s almost universally considered the best and scariest horror movie ever.

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