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ARIYNBF 258: The Almost Seduction of Matt, Plus Linens and Bisque

The Thursday gang  (AlisonChris LaxamanaMatt FondilerGary Smith and Jenna Kim Jones)  talks about bisque versus soup, Chris’s cooking, sharks, linens, name changes, not having the appropriate number of friends, hot older women and pee boners. We also did a round of Just Me Or Everyone (click here to see the JMOEs from this episode).

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10 Responses to ARIYNBF 258: The Almost Seduction of Matt, Plus Linens and Bisque

  1. badabingo March 6, 2014 at 2:25 pm #

    Chris cracked me up so many times during this episode. Full on, laugh out loud. It was great! Also, we need an update on his shitty neighbor scenario, haven't heard about him in a while.

    The scheduling talk actually wasn't boring at all. The work life ACS / ARIYNBF / CD is fascinating to me.

    I have heard that a lot of engaged / newlywed couples go through the “we only hang out with each other” thing and it is pretty normal. Honestly, I wouldn't worry about it but try to enjoy it. One caveat, I think it is a good idea to have a standing friends date at least once per month or so. Like happy hour every 3rd Thursday of the month or craft night or book club or whatever floats your boat. That way you stay in touch but it's not stressful / lots of planning.

    About verbal math / inability to summarize: I have a relative who is obsessive about dates and times. For example, she will say “4 years, 3 months and 2 days ago I was on a beach in Australia when I saw….wait, no, it was 4 years, 3 months and 6 days ago – I'm sorry!” AND NO ONE CARES OMG. Makes us all crazy.

  2. badabingo March 6, 2014 at 2:25 pm #

    Chris cracked me up so many times during this episode. Full on, laugh out loud. It was great! Also, we need an update on his shitty neighbor scenario, haven’t heard about him in a while.

    The scheduling talk actually wasn’t boring at all. The work life ACS / ARIYNBF / CD is fascinating to me.

    I have heard that a lot of engaged / newlywed couples go through the “we only hang out with each other” thing and it is pretty normal. Honestly, I wouldn’t worry about it but try to enjoy it. One caveat, I think it is a good idea to have a standing friends date at least once per month or so. Like happy hour every 3rd Thursday of the month or craft night or book club or whatever floats your boat. That way you stay in touch but it’s not stressful / lots of planning.

    About verbal math / inability to summarize: I have a relative who is obsessive about dates and times. For example, she will say “4 years, 3 months and 2 days ago I was on a beach in Australia when I saw….wait, no, it was 4 years, 3 months and 6 days ago – I’m sorry!” AND NO ONE CARES OMG. Makes us all crazy.

  3. CeCe March 6, 2014 at 5:46 pm #

    I agree with badabingo regarding the 'behind the scenes' stuff. It's interesting to see a bit behind the curtain.

    Chris really is very funny and I think the fact that he's not trying to be funny is what makes things even better.

    I think it's adorable that Matt risked getting into a geriatric love triangle because he is just too polite and kind to not help an sweet older lady. It shows his heart!

    I know the wedding is coming up, so best of luck to Alison and Daniel on their big day!

  4. CeCe March 6, 2014 at 5:46 pm #

    I agree with badabingo regarding the ‘behind the scenes’ stuff. It’s interesting to see a bit behind the curtain.

    Chris really is very funny and I think the fact that he’s not trying to be funny is what makes things even better.

    I think it’s adorable that Matt risked getting into a geriatric love triangle because he is just too polite and kind to not help an sweet older lady. It shows his heart!

    I know the wedding is coming up, so best of luck to Alison and Daniel on their big day!

  5. Kristina Lombardi March 8, 2014 at 3:10 am #

    chris did make me laugh out loud in this one. “it can happen when you wrestle with other guys” was the statement that made me cry laughing. chris' laugh is also hilarious. i'm curious about the secret thing you're doing in which alison imitated a shark…

    anyway, today is the BIG DAY. congrats to alison & daniel!!

  6. Kristina Lombardi March 8, 2014 at 3:10 am #

    chris did make me laugh out loud in this one. “it can happen when you wrestle with other guys” was the statement that made me cry laughing. chris’ laugh is also hilarious. i’m curious about the secret thing you’re doing in which alison imitated a shark…

    anyway, today is the BIG DAY. congrats to alison & daniel!!

  7. Ayman JBR March 8, 2014 at 11:03 am #

    I love listening to your podcast. I enjoy the thursday shows as you guys discuss that which i think of but don't say.
    I also enjoy Alison's monday interviews. She treats whoever she is interviewing like guests which makes them open up. This introduces her listeners to the person behind the vale of fame.
    Finally I would like to thank Alison for keeping us know of her wedding plans. This was an absolute joy to listen to and has brought about interesting topics and points of view that are not usually talked about in much of the entertainment world. Not to mention that it struck me on a personal note as it reminded me of the time I went with me sister to shop for a suit for her wedding. It gave us time to catch up since we haven't had time to talk to each other since she was attending college in a different city. It was a fun mostly traditional arabian wedding as my dad and I were the only ones wearing suits instead of the traditional attire following my sisters wishes.

  8. Ayman JBR March 8, 2014 at 11:03 am #

    I love listening to your podcast. I enjoy the thursday shows as you guys discuss that which i think of but don’t say.
    I also enjoy Alison’s monday interviews. She treats whoever she is interviewing like guests which makes them open up. This introduces her listeners to the person behind the vale of fame.
    Finally I would like to thank Alison for keeping us know of her wedding plans. This was an absolute joy to listen to and has brought about interesting topics and points of view that are not usually talked about in much of the entertainment world. Not to mention that it struck me on a personal note as it reminded me of the time I went with me sister to shop for a suit for her wedding. It gave us time to catch up since we haven’t had time to talk to each other since she was attending college in a different city. It was a fun mostly traditional arabian wedding as my dad and I were the only ones wearing suits instead of the traditional attire following my sisters wishes.

  9. stnuntrnd March 8, 2014 at 2:04 pm #

    Alison,
    was Daniel waiting in the wings during the Tournament of Rosen back in 2011?
    (which was never concluded??)

  10. stnuntrnd March 8, 2014 at 2:04 pm #

    Alison,
    was Daniel waiting in the wings during the Tournament of Rosen back in 2011?
    (which was never concluded??)

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