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Day 3: lunch
Please note the hair on the back of my coat
Day 3: And then Anna kind of fell and it was weird (but she's ok!)
Day 3: We totally got kicked out of the office!
But don’t worry, I’m uploading this from the cozy yet airy confines of the office. No one can say goodbye to us for long!
DAY 2 on the job
First Anna ate lunch and our boss said he was behind the scenes!
THEN even more happened!
THEN we bullied a model!
THEN Anna told a horrifying elevator story!
Anna and I worked in an office today and filmed ourselves
Today Anna and I worked in an office at an undisclosed location on a top secret project. It may have been the Manhattan Project. Was that tangentially related to fashion? It was, right? Anyway, we filmed ourselves even though we both really needed to pee.
Also, today we teamed up and interviewed a guy at the same time. Dirty!
Anna David and Alison Rosen talk about narcissism
Tonight I went over to Anna’s to watch her G4 AEE special. While there we decided to film ourselves because we’re a couple of whores. I’d like to add though that I’m wearing no makeup. Well, lip gloss. But you know.
And then somehow I started talking about my chipped tooth again:
And then Anna decided to interview a box of pretzels. Well, not interview. More like celebrate.
Maybe I vlogged, maybe I didn't. Okay fine, I did.
Jibberish about hats
OMG you guys! I JUST realized that I made another video about hats! I mean, I knew I made a video about hats last night but I didn’t realize that there seems to be an ongoing hat theme of late. What does it mean? I don’t know either but care to enjoy a bit of video magic wherein Anna David talks about a hat at the New York Times inauguration party which we both went to because we’re fancy and important? The video is at the end of this post but first, more about the party.
Okay fine, Anna got invited and she invited me.
BUT I’M THE ONE WHO GOT RECOGNIZED. And what did I do when two guys asked me about Red Eye and told me I was their favorite thing on the show? I jumped up and down and yelled “I love you” and then asked if I could take a picture with them. I’m telling you people, I’m like an arrow that’s been pulled back and… I think I’m quoting Jim Morrison. That’s terrible.
Anyway, please don’t be afraid to recognize me. I promise I won’t stalk you.
Oh but anyway, back to the hats and the party in general. When we got there we were in the lobby where people were congregating and there was a bar down there and people kept getting on the elevator to go to the bathroom or so I thought. I wondered why they were going to the bathroom in droves. I also wondered why the party just wasn’t that fun. Where were the fabulous people? We talked to Dana Vachon, but surely there were more notables? That’s a lot of pressure for Anna and I to shoulder. For Anna and me to shoulder? For us to shoulder. I mean yes, we’re fabulous. Yes, we will help take your party from middling to above average. Yes, we love hats. But we alone can’t be the only celebrities. The sheer amount of not being recognized gets bothersome.
So at some point, after both of us agreed we were ready to go, Anna decides to find out what the elevator leads to. It leads to… THE PARTY. Turns out we were not exactly at the party, just near it. I think that was my fault.
Anyway, then we went to the party and it was crowded and fun and the following conversation happened:
Claudio, a guy who told us he was half-Italian and half-Argentinian: Are you Italian? You look Italian.
Anna: I’m not but I’ve heard that before. I’m not Argentinian either!
Me: But do you want some in you?
Hm… interestingly that sounded funnier and less crude in my head than it looks here.
What else? Oh, I learned that I’m not subtle at all. It started a couple days before when I thought I saw Demetri Martin and I was trying to get a better look in a way that apparently wasn’t subtle. Anna confirmed this last night, leaving me to say, “From now on I won’t turn my head unless you tell me to. See how well trained I am?” Then I fetched a hat.
Which brings us to this video. It’s grainy and you can’t hear what we’re saying. Enjoy!