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Not my best vlog but I answered some questions! (and my mom called)

By Alison Rosen on February 4, 2009 in freelancing makes you weird, video, vlogs

Did I just stop breathing for a second? I feel lightheaded and out of it/retarded. And if you happen to be my one friend who doesn’t like the word retarded… I’m sorry. I’m offensive right now. Offensively slow. In fact, if I cared at all about only coming off as fantastically entertaining I would take this vlog out back and shoot it. But no, I’m too lazy to do another one so up this one goes. Consider yourself warned.

Vlog outtake

By Alison Rosen on February 3, 2009 in dustin, video, vlogs, where’s anna

Is it possible to have an outtake of what’s essentially an outtake? Is Dustin Goot essentially saying my face needs sculpting, i.e. IS FAT? Can I keep asking questions using the word essentially? Are you essentially still reading this?

Oh um also, please be impressed by my amazing eyebrow dexterity. Surely I’ve told you about the headache inducing hours (yes, plural) I spent in front of a mirror teaching myself how to do that? Oh I haven’t? Well pull up a chair. Wait don’t, it’s a boring story. But magical too. Boring and magical.

Movie Reviews of Movies We Haven't Seen: Wall-E

By Alison Rosen on February 3, 2009 in dustin, video, vlogs

I answered your questions in this vlog!

By Alison Rosen on February 2, 2009 in twitter, video, vlogs

Movie Reviews of Movies We Haven't Seen: Gran Torino

By Alison Rosen on February 2, 2009 in dustin, reviews of movies we haven’t seen, video, vlogs, where’s anna

For the record I’d like to state that I’m not really losing my hair. I mean, yes, hairs fall out, but they’re replaced with new hair that I pull from a carton and tape to my head. Wait, I can’t even joke about this. Basically I shed, which I think everyone does, only because I have black hair you notice it more, especially if we’re playing fetch and I jump up on you and you’re wearing light colored clothing. Also, there’s one more to come, so don’t you worry about the part where Dustin says this is the final installment. Basically he’s just a big fat liar… who can’t whistle.

Vlog with just me where I answer your questions sent in on Twitter

By Alison Rosen on February 1, 2009 in vlogs

Remember when all the vlogs used to look like this? Those were the days. I think I’m getting kind of choked up. Things were so much simpler then. It was just me and a computer and a dream. Now it’s me and a computer and a dream and this baby born out of wedlock that I have to pay for by spending my nights dancing on Broadway. Oh, did I not mention? Yeah, that’s what I do these days. I put my imaginary baby through school by dancing on Broadway. Not in a show, just on the street.

I know you’re like “Well then why not film that? Certainly THAT would be more interesting than this” and you’re probably right, but the thing is what when I dance I really just let go and I don’t know if the camera could capture my moves. They’re really funky. Funky and yet also refined. But also animalistic. If you squint when I’m dancing, I kind of resemble a gecko. Anyway, you’ll just have to stop by sometime. I usually park it and then shake it on Broadway near that one building. You know the one. It’s kind of tall and has walls.

Also, enjoy this vlog which is unrelated to the above.