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What Is Rosenating?

I’ve told you guys about how my California friends coined the term “Rosenating,” right? Today I met up with my old friend Rob and I grilled him about said coinage. Then I really put the screws to him about the aforementioned term. Then I interrogated him about the word he made up. Then I gave him the third degree about the thing I referred to. Then I read him the riot act about that whatzit I mentioned. Then I shook him down about the doodad we’ve been talking about. And then I deftly culled from him the 411 on the you know what, that, well, you know.

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Here's me on Geraldo

Thanks to Joe McDonald for making this so fast that I’m pretty sure he had made it before I even appeared on the show. If I’d known I could have watched ahead of time to hear what I had to say.

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"You guys work at CNET, you're actually paid to be nerds"

Last night I hung out with Natali Del Conte and the guys from The 404 (Jeff Bakalar, Wilson Tang and Justin Yu) and there was some talk of docking and space docking. I don’t recommend looking these things up as they’re obscene and disgusting. Then out came the video cameras (when you’re hanging out with people who work at CNET you can be sure that everyone will be carrying five or six gadgets each putting to shame my one gadget plus collection of lip gloss.) Anyway, I’ve been having a problem with filming myself because I can’t get my whole face in the shot, hence Jeff Bakalar’s advice to “nail the angle.” Later Natali showed me how to zoom out though, so I think the problem will likely be solved next time I attempt to film anything.

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Diana and I talked about buttons before Paltalk

So I received this Flip Mino HD moments before heading out the door this morning which I know you’ll find hard to believe when you take a gander at how brilliantly I capture life’s lighter moments. I’m telling you, if this writing/performing/being charming thing doesn’t work out, I think I could have a career as a therapist. And then if that doesn’t work I could consider being a makeup artist. And if that doesn’t pan out I might go back to school or temp. But if neither of those work for me? I might consider climbing behind the camera because I’m truly a camera artist. In fact, I might even be an artiste!

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