“three-peat” was the word I was thinking of.
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Q&A vlog!
It’s as if I’m naked in this one if by naked you mean not wearing a cape!
Video of me being interviewed on the radio
This is very me looking at you looking at me looking at you, which seems to be a theme on this blog lately as I encounter more and more people willing to publicly adore me. Come into the light, lovers of me! Make no mistake people, I adore being adored. Anyway, St. Louis not only loves me, but filmed themselves doing so.
That sounds wrong. But also right.
Another Q&A Vlog
This is what happened after The 404
This grainy video was shot with my BlackBerry as opposed to the Flip cameras which both Dustin and Anna have because they’re fancy. Why am I not fancy, you ask? I don’t know. It’s not for lack of trying. Anywhoozle, after I did The 404 today the guys asked me to record a couple greetings and sign their wall and pose for some photos and take my clothes off. I thought the clothes thing was kind of weird, but I’m a good sport and they assured me this is what they always do and it’s what Steve Guttenberg will be doing on Friday and stuff. Then Natali Del Conte told me the guys had crushes on me and then I tried to film this crappy little video but they kept talking about their man crush on Clayton Morris. I’m sorry, why weren’t we talking about me again? I’m still baffled.
Not my best vlog but I answered some questions! (and my mom called)
Did I just stop breathing for a second? I feel lightheaded and out of it/retarded. And if you happen to be my one friend who doesn’t like the word retarded… I’m sorry. I’m offensive right now. Offensively slow. In fact, if I cared at all about only coming off as fantastically entertaining I would take this vlog out back and shoot it. But no, I’m too lazy to do another one so up this one goes. Consider yourself warned.
Vlog outtake
Is it possible to have an outtake of what’s essentially an outtake? Is Dustin Goot essentially saying my face needs sculpting, i.e. IS FAT? Can I keep asking questions using the word essentially? Are you essentially still reading this?
Oh um also, please be impressed by my amazing eyebrow dexterity. Surely I’ve told you about the headache inducing hours (yes, plural) I spent in front of a mirror teaching myself how to do that? Oh I haven’t? Well pull up a chair. Wait don’t, it’s a boring story. But magical too. Boring and magical.
Movie Reviews of Movies We Haven't Seen: Wall-E
I answered your questions in this vlog!
Movie Reviews of Movies We Haven't Seen: Gran Torino
By Alison Rosen on February 2, 2009 in dustin, reviews of movies we haven’t seen, video, vlogs, where’s anna
For the record I’d like to state that I’m not really losing my hair. I mean, yes, hairs fall out, but they’re replaced with new hair that I pull from a carton and tape to my head. Wait, I can’t even joke about this. Basically I shed, which I think everyone does, only because I have black hair you notice it more, especially if we’re playing fetch and I jump up on you and you’re wearing light colored clothing. Also, there’s one more to come, so don’t you worry about the part where Dustin says this is the final installment. Basically he’s just a big fat liar… who can’t whistle.