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These little faux presents, which are actually wrapped bars of soap with some plastic doodads and frippery affixed to the top have been sitting under the tree since I was six which means they are like fifteen years old since I'm only 21. Also apparently I'm bad at math since I wanted to be a little older and undershot my mark. I made them when I was a Brownie. It's good to know we have bars of soap at the ready should there be some kind of messy holiday emergency.

Also, I don't like how Sinatra calls Rudolph "Rudy."
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My mom is so ready to sell these fuckers on ebay the minute I turn my back
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In that last post I meant Christmas Eve, not New Year's Eve. I'm getting my eves all mixed up.
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My sister: Want to give me a Barnes & Noble gift certificate for xmas?
Me: Yes, yes I do.
My sister: Ok then.

It was for this story.

You are so totally excited.