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As I'm all class, I have fake Ikea flowers in a vase in my apt. I'm going to take a bold step tonight, since I'm having a couple people over, and cut off the tags.

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I still don’t quite understand how it happened. One minute I was eating salad, next minute it was all over my keyboard and a little bit was on my floor. And honestly, I think I was more disappointed over the loss of salad than the potential keyboard destruction but that’s probably because I got this keyboard from the IT dept at Time Out New York. They have (or had) baskets of old banged up keyboards that you can take for free. I played with each one making sure it was lively and social. There was one that I thought I wanted but the minute I got on the ground with it it just fell asleep. Then this little guy came up to me and pushed its N key against my hand. Spunky! We took to each other instantly. “I’m going to take you home and put salad all over you!” I announced, and that was that.

In times of stress I like to google myself. Also in times of joy and sometimes just when I’m bored. Well anyway, I just found this though it’s from Sept. My McSweeney’s list of pick up lines to use while moving is linked here.

http://laughlines.blogs.nytimes.com/2008/09/26/a-list-of-lists/

Bill, Anna and Dr. Baden who totally complimented my earrings a few weeks ago. The man appreciates smart accessories.
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Anna, upon seeing shot: "Well that's very telling." Later I shot a similar video. Apparently I only have eyes for me.

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This must be what they use to literally grease the tracks.

I’m certainly not the first to comment on it, but this website is funny:

FuckYeahRyanGosling

Greetings my little corn muffins (Ted, that was for you). Question: do I need to change the color of my hyperlink text or are you able to see it? On my computer it looks kind of dim but maybe that’s just me? Are you usually aware where the links are? Speak now or deal with purple hyperlink text.

Also wanted to give a shoutout to all the regular readers of the blog. I love you guys! And to all the new readers? After a brief probationary period I will probably love you too.

How do I feel about the fact that I papercut the hell out of the web between my thumb and forefinger? Well, maybe not the web part or whatever it’s really called. More like the edge of the palm of my hand. In a word? Good. In two words? Not good.

Thank God it’s not my shuffling hand is all I can say.