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I’m certainly not the first to comment on it, but this website is funny:

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Greetings my little corn muffins (Ted, that was for you). Question: do I need to change the color of my hyperlink text or are you able to see it? On my computer it looks kind of dim but maybe that’s just me? Are you usually aware where the links are? Speak now or deal with purple hyperlink text.

Also wanted to give a shoutout to all the regular readers of the blog. I love you guys! And to all the new readers? After a brief probationary period I will probably love you too.

How do I feel about the fact that I papercut the hell out of the web between my thumb and forefinger? Well, maybe not the web part or whatever it’s really called. More like the edge of the palm of my hand. In a word? Good. In two words? Not good.

Thank God it’s not my shuffling hand is all I can say.

You know, in case you were wondering.

With bonus wrinkles which aren't actually wrinkles but dryness. I think. Unless they're wrinkles.

Uh oh. I think the red eye driver is going the wrong way. Good thing I have such a great sense of direction.
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Don’t be jealous but I bought a mouse pad that’s ALSO a pad of paper so I can jot down notes while I type and then get ink all over my mouse!

I bought it at Anthropologie, where they also have giant ampersands and where I punched a woman in the head while trying on a coat.

On New Year’s day I woke up really wanting to go to the DMV, bank and post office, but since it was a national holiday we opted instead to go to the beach and walk around.

We went down to the peninsula and it was really overcast, which I like, even if it’s murder on my hair. MURDER I tell you. Here are some photos.

It was so gray and foggy that it reminded me of The Rescuers

My cable is out. If this continues I may have to be productive which is really going to cut into my sitting around time.

On the Adam Sandler bio. Tune in if you're as into me as I am.
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Somehow this always happens when I’m away from home and by home I mean New York although sometimes by home I mean California but anyway I start to craft a blog post in my head and then it takes me forever to get it out of me and up on the blog. And the longer I wait the worse it gets. Remember when I had a story to tell you about prunes? Or something? Is this ringing a bell?

Anyway, perhaps tomorrow I’ll snap off a post (ok yuck. now I’m just being disgusting) about “How To Be Funny.” I’ve been writing it in my head for a few days and let me say it’s really a humdinger. A doozy. A ripsnorter. And more similar words.

Also, I went to Z Gallerie today to look at the Quinn couch and I didn’t like it as much in person but the crazy thing is that on the phone I talked to this kind of surly woman name Skye who told me to ask for Skye when I came into the store but since I wasn’t really picking up what this person was laying down I just asked the mind-mannered guy typing something on the store computer if he could help me. He was pretty helpful and also quite fem looking. I mean, amazing eyelashes. I told him I had to think about the whole thing and then he said he would give me his card and what’s my name? His is Skye! Turns out the unhelpful woman on the phone was a helpful man in person.