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Trad Wife Morning Routines, Perilous Metal Straws, The Dark Web

Not only are Wendy Molyneux and Robin Shorr sharing this appearance but they also share a friend and a judge. I have some questions about the dark web and Daniel has a pants update. Jeff Fox is filling in for Tony, Robin’s heading to her reunion soon and Wendy has a movie recommendation and a reels/Tik Tok recommendation which is going to turn my world upside down. Plus Just Me Or Everyone and HGFY!

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Elise Loehnen Returns!

New York Times bestselling author and my Time Out New York coworker Elise Loehnen (On Our Best Behavior: The Seven Deadly Sins and the Price Women Pay to be Good) returns to talk about the way women are socialized to be “good” versus men who are socialized to be powerful. We discuss her podcast Pulling The Thread, the bible, patriarchy, never feeling good enough, Mary Magdalene, why sadness was dropped from the deadly sins, Substack, Joel Stein, motherhood, male wellness podcasters and so much more. We also did a round of Just Me Or Everyone and HGFY!

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Supermarkets, Talkative Masseuses, Alison’s New Crush

Matt Apodaca joins the show for the first time and as promised, he is a delight, even though he woke up on the wrong side of the bed and the vibes were off. Niccole Thurman is back and she’s not afraid to tell a stranger she doesn’t feel like chatting. I have a big announcement about grocery shopping and I’ve developed a crush on 1970s era Peter Cetera. Plus talkative masseuses, Joe Albertson’s super market and more!

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Rory Uphold

Rory Uphold, host of Crimes of the Heart and self-described skin care obsessive joins the show to talk about performing pop music at schools and ice cream shops, attending a performing arts high school, selling multiple television shows, being inspired by heartbreak, what music taught her, getting impregnated by a guy who was cheating on her, butt plugs, The Rules and so much more. Plus we talked about skin care and did rounds of Just Me Or Everyone and HGFY.

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ENCORE: The Jenna Quiz! (Plus Greg’s Drug Stories, DINKS, Night Terrors and John Boats)

This week we’re revisiting an episode that originally ran July 29, 2015. How well do you know Ms. Jenna Kim Jones? How well do Alison and the rest of the Thursday gang (Allan MossJeff FoxGreg Heller and Daniel Quantz)? Plus drug stories, DINKS, turtles, more John boats, night terrors AND MORE. And we did a round of Just Me Or Everyone.

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Rumpus Rooms, Nose Blindness, Alison’s Eyeballs

Joel Stein and Robin Shorr are here to talk about an incredibly risky compliment that Joel paid me, Orthodox Jews stepping outside marriage, Time Out New York, Invisalign, new merch for me, a drag bar in the East Village that we can’t remember the name of, how Joel met his wife, flow strength, Joel speaking at a menopause convention, Natalie and Snake, rumpus rooms, my eye situation and so much more.

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Emily Fleming

One day after she went viral for an incident involving a live stream, a boob and a collapsing set, Emily Fleming (Good Mythical Morning, @midnight) joins the show to discuss her feelings about what happened. We also talk about the puzzling animal we saw in the yard and whether it means us harm, hair color, dating, open relationships, lotion, acting classes, Benetton, the strike, Moochelle and so much more.

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Adult Braces, Child Star Reunions, Tony’s Long Couch

Is there something empowering or sad about adults getting braces? Robin Shorr joins Tony, Daniel and me to get to the bottom of this and so much more. Also Robin wants to know how I feel when people cancel and Tone-zone and Flo-zone were sitting on Tony’s couch and only one of them felt the earth quake. There’s a man on the roof next door, Robin attended a reunion of child stars and we all compare hurricane notes.

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Jesse Thorn Is Back!

Host and podcast impresario Jesse Thorn is back to talk about his many shows (Bullseye, Judge John Hodgman, Jordan, Jesse, GO!), the process of converting his Max Fun Network to a worker-owned cooperative, losing his father during the pandemic, feeling pulled in a number of different directions, neckties, owning a shop some day, parenthood, gender non-conformity, dogs and dog loss, Aisha Tyler, Julie Klausner, ice cream, the heat and more!

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Magic Eye Posters, Burbank Horror, Non-Sexual Orgasms

Jordan Morris and Rob Kutner join Daniel, Tony and me to talk about magic eye posters, Minecraft backpacks, Marvel Snappin’, Daniel’s super awkward exchange, Tony’s super awkward exchange, Comedy Sportz, reading on the toilet, head massages and so much more.

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