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Daniel and Alison (Your Calls and Alison’s Unsexing)

I have giant news and I need Daniel to guess it. Also his description of what I do in a day is amusing and unfair. We hear from you about more of your favorite drops, talk about which celebrities are awful and nice, remember what some listeners think is the best episode of the show (when Daniel accidentally ate a pot cookie) and get a voicemail from professional wrestler Colt Cabana!

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Bad Sex, Bad Slang, Anne Hathaway

Jordan Morris and Emily Fleming are here to talk about the worst sex Emily’s ever had, slang that goes too far for Jordan, old medications, Emily’s new jewelry business, Emily and Jordan’s new podcast Free with Ads, some thoughts I’ve been having about Anne Hathaway and so much more.

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Who’s Kissing Tony, Joe’s Fingers, Where is Bermuda?

Joe Kwaczala and Rory Uphold join us and we may have invented a revolutionary IP. Rory is afraid of an ocean-related demise however she’s willing to let sea monkeys clean her teeth. Joe snaps in an unusual way and all of us seemingly failed geography. Plus so much more including Podcast Pals Product Picks and Just Me Or Everyone!

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Ice Skating, Bathroom Versatility, Your Just Me Or Everyones

We get back to our roots and do a bunch of listener submitted Just Me Or Everyones! We play a couple voicemails, discuss whether Daniel will ever ice skate, my enviable ability to use any bathroom, questions about acoustics and so much more.

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Daniel and Alison (Your Calls And The Worst Riddle Ever)

I’m not absolutely convinced the riddle/brain teaser I told Daniel at the end of the show is the worst ever but I’m open to the argument. Before this we take calls and discuss quaint musicals (My Fair Lady!), elocution, historic amounts of pain, sayings we might be getting wrong, skunks, Florida and so much more!

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Molly Roden Winter

Molly Roden Winter has a husband and a boyfriend and the occasional fling. Her husband has a girlfriend and also dates other women. They have two children. She says her marriage has never been stronger. Molly writes about opening up her marriage in the NYT bestseller More: A Memoir of Open Marriage, which is being adapted for the screen and which has captured the zeitgeist and garnered a ton of press. We talk about reactions to the book, why she wanted to tell her story, finding out her parents weren’t monogamous, mutual degradation, ethical non-monogamy, rules, jealousy and insecurity, identity, cults and so much more. We also do rounds of Just Me Or Everyone and Podcast Pals Product Picks.

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Daniel and Alison (Your Calls and Unfrosted Maxi Wheats)

Daniel and I take your calls on all sorts of things including favorite and least favorite smells which he thinks is not going to be interesting and how wrong he is!!!!

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Iffy Chicken, The Vitamix Catastrophe, Tony’s Rockstar Lifestyle

Lizzy Cooperman is here and this year she will be eating mindfully. Also we get an update on her interior design situation. Jackie Johnson makes her triumphant return and she feels bad for the letter X. Tony is here and he’s a little hungover because of his debauched rockstar lifestyle and I need him to know he lives with a bonafide maniac. Plus we do a round of Podcast Palz Product Picks and Just Me Or Everyone.

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Moshe Kasher Returns

Author, comic and podcast host Moshe Kasher returns to talk about his new book, Subculture Vulture: A Memoir in Six Scenes where he charts the subcultures he’s traveled through to arrive at who he is today. We also discuss the lifestyle change he’s made from small dog guy to big dog guy, getting sober at 16, education, his sex-positive mom, spending three months of each year with his Hasidic father, how Judaism gives you a blueprint for grief, fatherhood, candy, nicotine and so much more. We also did a round of Podcast Palz Product Picks, Just Me Or Everyone and HGFY.

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Nature is Gross, Nashville is Over, Plant Communication

Todd Cooper is here and turns out he’s a homebody which we did not see coming. We discuss augmented reality and virtual reality and Daniel tries and fails to disagree with me. Tony is back from tour! Plus Nashville, whistling, nature, Rush, Tony summoning things especially regarding Mannequin and Mannequin 2 and so much more. And we did round of Podcast Palz Product Picks and Just Me Or Everyone.

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