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Soul Sweatshirts, Under-Desk Hammocks, Daniel’s Eye-Doctor Girlfriend

Jenna, Al and Jeff are here to witness Daniel’s sunglasses which he claims are because he got his eyes dilated and not because he’s trying to be cool. Still raw from when he cheated on me in a dream with the eye doctor/professor, I need some details. Also, I’m wearing the hoodie he hates and Jenna gets it in a big way. So does Al. Jenna and Al recently guarded their new patio from deer in a creative and some might say insane way. Also, Jenna has a show coming up this weekend where she’ll be taping her next special in Chandler, Arizona and we have a discount code for you. It’s JENNA50 at Ticketmaster (search Jenna Kim Jones). Plus, can you pull your kid out of school if you have a decent reason or not? I need to know how this works.

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Ryan Bailey

Actor and host of the hugely popular pop culture and reality show podcast So Bad It’s Good with Ryan Bailey joins the show to talk about “so bad they’re good” moments, his appearance on Watch What Happens Live! with Andy Cohen, Hillary and Chelsea Clinton the previous evening, insecurities, how he got into performing, how he got into podcasting, Harry Styles, Chris Pine, eyebrows, reality shows, cults, heartbreak and so much more. We also did a round of JMOE and HGFY.

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Canadian Passive-Aggressiveness, Extreme Cheese, The Perfect Salesman

Andrew Hunt has returned with stories of cheese I never want to try and also how to know if you’ve run afoul of someone from Canada. It has to do with the number of times they say fine! Renee Colvert has emerged from her long seclusion and we couldn’t be more delighted. Jeff Fox is here and so is Daniel and we’re doing Yes Please or Oh Puhleeze. Daniel and I encountered the most perfect salesman. We’re impressed and frightened. But also soothed and comforted! Plus Just Me Or Everyone and HGFY.

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Mary Holland

Actor, screenwriter, improvisor Mary Holland (The Happiest Season, Golden Arm, Wild Horses) joins the show to talk about Corked, a hilarious new scripted podcast featuring so many friends of the show including Jon Gabrus and Betsy Sodaro. We also talk about going to a boarding school for performers called Interlochen, an especially heartwarming scene with her mom, growing up in a small town in Virgina, wanting to be a serious thespian, being a class clown, finding improv, makeup expiration dates, screenwriting, writing a movie with Lauren Lapkus about Lance Bass and Danielle Fishel’s high school romance and so much more. We also did a round of HGFY and JMOE.

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Geriatric Mean Girls, Overly Immersive Theater, Jimmy Pardo’s Labrum

Get this, we’re in person! Screenwriter Eva Anderson who was personally recommended on air by Paul Rust is here for the very first time and she didn’t bring Jimmy Pardo any cookies despite having won various ribbons at the county fair! I wasn’t going to say anything, I didn’t even think to be upset, but Jimmy Pardo is steamed. Eva tells us about Andrew Tate’s wizard and her experience with extremely immersive theater. I took a nasty fall in our kitchen and Jimmy has a similar story involving a movie theater and his labrum. Plus Just Me Or Everyone, the return of Snack Chat, and some jokes from Elliot!

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Shower Buckets, Spencer’s Gifts, Sexy Reptiles

There’s so much going on in this episode with Wendy Molyneux and David Huntsberger I don’t know if I can even accurately describe it but I will try. Because of the drought Daniel and I are now bathing with a bucket in the shower to catch our run off. It sucks but allows us to feel virtuous. Also because of the drought Wendy and Daniel’s affair has taken a hit and Wendy has been visited by Gavin Newsom but it’s more complicated than that. Shuffling comes up because of course it does and I listened to the Best Friends Fancast! Plus reptiles and Topic Sombrero!

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Babs Gray

Comic, writer and host (Lady to Lady) Babs Gray joins the show to talk about her new podcast Babstinence where she’s giving up drinking for a year and sharing her journey as well as interviewing sober comedians. We discuss Babs and my experiences with substances, the desire for a heightened sense of adventure, relationships, nicknames in phones, the comedy venue Babs had in her house, all the Britney projects, Billy on the street, growing up in Salt Lake City and so much more. Plus JMOE and HGFY!

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The Burbank Snake, The Pillow Reveal, The Rosen Bump!

Halfway through this podcast I found out there was an uninvited slithery guest in a bush outside our house and I valiantly continued even though I wanted to pack my bags and never return! Jordan Morris, Lizzy Cooperman, Daniel Quantz and Tony Thaxton witnessed the whole thing. We also discussed the Rosen bump, Lizzy’s podcast where she lets her listeners decide her fate (Jordan and I were guests on Lizzy Cooperman’s In Your Hands and needed an update), Steve Harvey, Elliot’s first day, my second act, salt lamps, an amazing pillow reveal and more. Plus some JMOES and HGFY!

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Caroline Moss

After discussing my ongoing obsession with the way Tony’s arm is probably going to explode from all his drumming, we are joined by writer and host of the shopping podcast Gee Thanks Just Bought It, Caroline Moss. We talk about perfumes, salad bars, Tik Tok trends we hate, Rush Tok, the millenial pause, growing up in Westchester, thinking she wanted to be a speech pathologist, going viral, Grey’s Anatomy and so much more. We also did round of Just Me Or Everyone and HGFY.

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Ben Gleib Is Back!

Comic, host Ben Gleib (Chelsea Lately, Idiotest) is back to talk about his new special, The Mad King, which premieres on YouTube August 14. We discuss his role in the presidential debate, how he feels about his presidential run now that some time has passed, how secure my position on his party invite list is, Only Murders in the Building, toxic relationships, therapy, founding Nowhere Comedy Club, debating Charlie Kirk and so much more. We also did a round of Hey Go F*ck Yourself.

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