Subscribe to my Substack!!!!

Archive | Uncategorized

Al’s Motorboat Merit Badge, Jenna Below Deck, Tony’s New Glasses Personality

Jenna Kim Jones and #AL are here to talk about sugar sausage, Tony’s new glasses and the new personality he seems to have to accompany them, when people around you suddenly change and it’s threatening, the stylist who ruined my childhood, a certain merit badge, prepping, the RV, black and white cookies, celebrity cruises, riding bikes in the city, Jenna’s hair routine, Michael Vick, homeschool, robes, an adoptable dog named Chanel and more.

Products I Use/Recommend/Love: http://amazon.com/shop/alisonrosen

Check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/alisonrosen

Download the episode from iTunes.

This episode is brought to you by:

MASTERCLASS: http://masterclass.com/bestfriend for 15% off Masterclass

LITTLE SPOON: http://littlespoon.com (use code newbestfriend for 50% off first order)

Buy Alison’s Book: Tropical Attire Encouraged (and Other Phrases That Scare Me)  https://amzn.to/2JuOqcd

You probably need to buy the HGFY ringtone! https://www.alisonrosen.com/store/

Try Amazon Prime Free 30 Day Trial

Continue Reading

Mike’s Oral Hygiene, Jeff’s Foot Dexterity, Words and Phrases We Hate!

Mike Hanford, Tim Kalpakis and Jeff Dutton of The Sloppy Boys and The Birthday Boys are here in person and we are getting to the bottom of words and phrases we can’t stand. We’re also talking about how Jeff cleans his feet before bed, dogs in the bed, how they all chose their bedrooms when they roomed together, water, the live show I attended, baths, robes, Manders and so much more. Plus a round of Just Me Or Everyone, HGFY and our adopt a dog segment.

Products I Use/Recommend/Love: http://amazon.com/shop/alisonrosen

Check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/alisonrosen

Download the episode from iTunes.

Buy Alison’s Book: Tropical Attire Encouraged (and Other Phrases That Scare Me)  https://amzn.to/2JuOqcd

You probably need to buy the HGFY ringtone! https://www.alisonrosen.com/store/

Continue Reading

Matt Lieb

Comedian, writer, actor, musician and podcaster Matt Lieb (Pod Yourself a Gun, Frotcast, Good Mythical Morning) joins the show to talk about the miniseries Fresno, Pan-Asian buffets, the timeline of his recent marriage and brand new baby, doulas, good and bad books to read to prepare for childbirth, being 13 years sober, being addicted to heroin, having a seizure, literally hitting rock bottom, shocking videos, musicals, Good Mythical Morning and so much more. We also took your questions!

Products I Use/Recommend/Love: http://amazon.com/shop/alisonrosen

Check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/alisonrosen

Download the episode from iTunes.

Buy Alison’s Book: Tropical Attire Encouraged (and Other Phrases That Scare Me)  https://amzn.to/2JuOqcd

You probably need to buy the HGFY ringtone! https://www.alisonrosen.com/store/

Continue Reading

Daniel and Alison (Your Calls, Is Alison Becoming A Furry?)

Daniel and I have reconvened after the chaos of last week to talk about graduation tassels and a ridiculous mortar board debacle, an outrageous school meeting Daniel attended, a series of Hey Go F*ck Yourselves, whether I’m on the fast track to becoming a furry and more. Plus we took your calls and you’re all killing it with the name sandwich!

Products I Use/Recommend/Love: http://amazon.com/shop/alisonrosen

Check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/alisonrosen

Download the episode from iTunes.

This episode is brought to you by:

MASTERCLASS: http://masterclass.com/bestfriend for 15% off Masterclass

Buy Alison’s Book: Tropical Attire Encouraged (and Other Phrases That Scare Me)  https://amzn.to/2JuOqcd

You probably need to buy the HGFY ringtone! https://www.alisonrosen.com/store/

Try Amazon Prime Free 30 Day Trial

Continue Reading

Renee’s Dark Past, RJ’s Outrage, Facing The Quantzequences

RJ City is here in the flesh and he has choice words for both Daniel and me. Renee Colvert makes her triumphant return and I’ve found an amazing photo of her from her jukebox musical days that we need to discuss. Tony has my back and then doesn’t and it’s basically hunger games. Plus Deleted Tweets, Just Me Or Everyone and HGFY.

Products I Use/Recommend/Love: http://amazon.com/shop/alisonrosen

Check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/alisonrosen

Download the episode from iTunes.

This episode is brought to you by:

BETTER HELP: http://BetterHelp.com/BESTFRIEND (use code BESTFRIEND for 10% off),  Alison Rosen Is Your New Best Friend is sponsored by Better Help

ZOCDOC: http://zocdoc.com/bestfriend

Buy Alison’s Book: Tropical Attire Encouraged (and Other Phrases That Scare Me)  https://amzn.to/2JuOqcd

You probably need to buy the HGFY ringtone! https://www.alisonrosen.com/store/

Try Amazon Prime Free 30 Day Trial

Continue Reading

RJ City Returns!

Pro-wrestler, actor and talk show host RJ City (AEW’s Hey! (EW)) is in town and in studio. He gives me an inordinate amount of sh*t for the previous night’s debacle, maligns otters, tries to drive a wedge between Tony and me, and refuses to accept that I “get” wrestling now. We also talk about aliases, arachnophobia, attending a “happening” drama school, Kaye Ballard, sex, threesomes, protein bars, Don Knotts, and more. Plus the return of How Dare You and audience questions.

Products I Use/Recommend/Love: http://amazon.com/shop/alisonrosen

Check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/alisonrosen

Download the episode from iTunes.

Buy Alison’s Book: Tropical Attire Encouraged (and Other Phrases That Scare Me)  https://amzn.to/2JuOqcd

You probably need to buy the HGFY ringtone! https://www.alisonrosen.com/store/

Try Amazon Prime Free 30 Day Trial

Continue Reading

Jackie’s Purloined Fruit, Tony and Caroline’s Going-Out Pants, Alison’s Eyes

Jackie Johnson is here and once again her fruit has been stolen! And not just any fruit but sentimental fruit! Caroline Moss is here and happens to know a ton about the rules surrounding helping yourself to your neighbor’s bounty. Plus she and Tony Thaxton share a pair of pants. We compare notes about New Year’s Eve and also discuss the sorry state of my eyes. Plus predictive text, astronomical homes, loungewear and more!

Products I Use/Recommend/Love: http://amazon.com/shop/alisonrosen

Check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/alisonrosen

Download the episode from iTunes.

This episode is brought to you by LITTLE SPOON: http://littlespoon.com (enter code newbestfriend for 50% off first order)

Buy Alison’s Book: Tropical Attire Encouraged (and Other Phrases That Scare Me)  https://amzn.to/2JuOqcd

You probably need to buy the HGFY ringtone! https://www.alisonrosen.com/store/

Try Amazon Prime Free 30 Day Trial

Continue Reading

Daniel and Alison (Your Calls, Alison’s Striptease, Recent Firings)

Am I taking the easy way out by doing these episode with Daniel or is this what the people demand? Also why do you look a non-gift horse in the mouth? Plus your calls, celebrities’ less attractive siblings, why my coat is a giant middle finger to Marie Kondo, whether any robe is acceptable to Daniel, more love for the Quantz Method of sweater hanging, setting your phone to dark mode, a zippy discussion of the recent Adam Carolla Show firings and more. But not much more.

Products I Use/Recommend/Love: http://amazon.com/shop/alisonrosen

Check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/alisonrosen

Download the episode from iTunes.

This episode is brought to you by BETTER HELP:  http://BetterHelp.com/BESTFRIEND (use code BESTFRIEND for 10% off),  Alison Rosen Is Your New Best Friend is sponsored by Better Help

Buy Alison’s Book: Tropical Attire Encouraged (and Other Phrases That Scare Me)  https://amzn.to/2JuOqcd

You probably need to buy the HGFY ringtone! https://www.alisonrosen.com/store/

Try Amazon Prime Free 30 Day Trial

Continue Reading

Sex Stores, In-Flight Horror Stories, The #AL Quiz! (encore)

Happy New Year! I lost my voice and had to cancel a couple recordings! After a lengthy discussion with Daniel at the top, we head back to 2015 for The Al Quiz episode! Original description: The man who calls himself Allan Moss is a mystery to us all. On this episode AlisonGreg HellerDaniel QuantzJenna Kim JonesJeff Fox and special return guest Jordan Morriscompete to see who knows #Al best. Plus, Greg Heller performs an #ALQUIZ song live in Dining Room Studios. Not only that, Jordan tells some stories, Alison is all about fitness and cup filling, Jenna had to dodge seagulls AND MORE. Plus we did a round of Just Me Or Everyone (click here to see the JMOEs from this episode).

Get the Al Song (pay what you wish) at Gumroad.com/alisonrosen.

Products I Use/Recommend/Love: http://amazon.com/shop/alisonrosen

Check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/alisonrosen

Download the episode from iTunes.

This episode is brought to you by: MASTERCLASS: http://masterclass.com/bestfriend for 15% off Masterclass

Buy Alison’s Book: Tropical Attire Encouraged (and Other Phrases That Scare Me)  https://amzn.to/2JuOqcd

You probably need to buy the HGFY ringtone! https://www.alisonrosen.com/store/

Continue Reading

Eye Language, Nog Thoughts, T’Zone Update (Encore)

With all the nog talk lately I wanted to revisit one of my favorite episodes with one of my favorite guest combos. Original description: A rare Thursday show treat! Paul Rust and Michael Cassady are here on the eve of their new Don’t Stop Or We’ll Die release Diamond Skies Over Western Dreams. Tone Zone Thaxton played drums on it so it’s like we have a whole band in the studio. What do you do when you have a whole band in your studio? You talk about egg nog! And eye language, Brooklyn and more. Also Daniel and I are back from Hawaii and I learned some things. Plus we do a round of Just Me Or Everyone and get a Tony Update and so much more.

Products I Use/Recommend/Love: http://amazon.com/shop/alisonrosen

Check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/alisonrosen

Download the episode from iTunes.

This episode is brought to you by: BETTER HELP  http://BetterHelp.com/BESTFRIEND (use code BESTFRIEND for 10% off),  Alison Rosen Is Your New Best Friend is sponsored by Better Help

Buy Alison’s Book: Tropical Attire Encouraged (and Other Phrases That Scare Me)  https://amzn.to/2JuOqcd

You probably need to buy the HGFY ringtone! https://www.alisonrosen.com/store/

Try Amazon Prime Free 30 Day Trial

Continue Reading

Site: Todd Jackson | Art Direction: Josh Holtsclaw | Original Logo: Kezilla | Show Music: Tom Rapp