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Cool Girl Neck Parties, Joel Vs. Leo DiCaprio, Robin’s TV Trivia

Joel Stein is here and I need to know what he meant by a certain comment he made when we took a photo together. Also he interviewed Leonardo DiCaprio and now ol’ LDC hates him and I need to know more about this. Robin is here and you can name any TV show and she pretty much knows everything about it. Also she’s attracted to P-22 (RIP). I too ran afoul of a member of the Hollywood Elite: Bam Margera. Also have you noticed cool girls are wearing tons of necklaces? Plus so much more.

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Kerri Kenney-Silver (Encore)

Owen joined me at the top to explain why you’re hearing this delightful throwback, which originally aired June 17, 2012 instead of the new episode I was planning. He even regales you with a song! Original description:

Kerri Kenney-Silver of MTV’s The StateReno 911 and a zillion other things (Burning LoveAnger Management) stopped by this episode of Alison Rosen Is Your New Best Friend to discuss the movie she just worked on, improv versus scripted acting, “tushie burps,” burps in general, Dustin’s balls, relationships, being a woman in comedy (and whether it’s something she thinks about often), a panel discussion about women and comedy where she and Alison met and little league parents. Also there was a burping demonstration, Just Me Or Everyone (click here to see the JMOEs we put on the screen), HGFY and more!

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Renee’s Weird Ranch Life, Tod’s Tortoises, Beef Dunkies!

Tod Perry is here in person and can you believe this is the first time we’re meeting in person after a year plus of hosting a podcast together? Renee Colvert is also here and she’s worried her new home-among-the-horses is going to make her become weird. I’m a little confused about railroad ties and tortoise excrement and I want to know if everyone’s childhood is littered with hard truths. Tony chimes in with something amazing. Plus some Vanderpump chatter confined to 90 seconds in new segment “V90X” plus a little more.

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Elizabeth Laime Is Back!

Podcaster and TV writer Elizabeth Laime (A Million Little Things, Totally Laime!) is back and we had so much we needed to catch up about. We talked about her return to podcasting with Nobody’s Listening, Right? and The One Sure Thing, pubic grooming, lasers, parenthood, embarrassing family names for private parts, her path to becoming a TV writer, grief, difficult discussions with your kids and so much more. We also did a round of Just Me Or Everyone and HGFY.

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Tiffany Gabrus

Florist-to-the-stars Tiffany Gabrus joins us to talk about her decision to change careers (she’s a former entertainment executive), meeting her husband Jon Gabrus, being the oldest of three, flower design, creating pieces for Lady Gaga and Harry Styles, marketing, old Hollywood glam, mascara, eyeliner, favorite and least favorite colors, what she’d design for Tony, working with chicken wire and so much more. We also did a round of Just Me Or Everyone and HGFY and answered your questions.

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Vicky’s Hush Hush, Alison’s Baby Food Cover Story, Lizzy Does a Tarot Reading

Lizzy Cooperman is back and her life has taken quite an interesting turn of late thanks to her new and unexpected job. Plus she read my tarot cards! Goodbye Daniel, hello rewarding creative pursuits! Robin Shorr is here and she knows all about Lizzy’s new place of employment. And Tony is doing his best to hang with the ladies. Plus I’m considering switching from coffee to energy drinks which might be a terrible idea. And more!

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Daniel and Alison (Your Calls and Alison’s New Face)

Daniel and I practically swam from the house to studio, battling the elements, to bring you this show. We talk about regional mispronunciations, attempts to “get” opera, whether I truly drink coffee too loudly as was alleged recently, Daniel’s refusal to yawn more quietly, unthreatening school mascots, in-office teeth whitening, the IPL laser thingie I just did, Daniel’s childhood Swatch collection and so much more. We also took your calls!

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Gate-Keeping, Guest Bathroom Etiquette, Owen’s Birthday

RJ City has returned and I need to talk about something I overheard when he used the guest bathroom at my house last month. Also he refuses to tell me the plot of a movie I’m not going to watch. Ken Reid is also here and he was once slapped because a parrot wolf-whistled and he got blamed. Plus Daniel and I are barely functioning because our son, who is having a birthday, no longer sleeps. Is it because newspapers are delivered at four in the morning. Everyone rudely shuts down my theory. We also do a round of Yes Please or Oh Puhleeze which leads to the greatest and most important ricotta question of our time. And I realize I’ve possibly been depriving my guests of the release they need from HGFY. We also talk about mortality. And an adoptable dog named Jackson!

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Close Calls with Cults, Joel’s Fancy Romantic Dinner, Email Mishaps

Robin Shorr and Joel Stein join Tony Thaxton and me to discuss cults, cultiness, Robin’s close call, the celebrity Robin has been working out next to who apparently “drips sex,” the way Facts of Life affected Joel Stein’s virginity, losing friendships over email mishaps, how seriously the Super Bowl players take the whole thing, the halftime show, Valentine’s Day, Andy Cohen and more. We also did a round of Just Me Or Everyone and HGFY and talked about an adoptable dog named Gypsy!

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Dalton Castle

Pro wrestler Dalton Castle has been a guest on the Thursday group version of my show numerous times but I felt like I needed a one-on-on-plus-Tony to really get to the core of what makes him the enviable weirdo he is. We talked about Punxsatawney Phil, worrying, how he maintains a positive outlook even when things are going awry, head shops, Jimmy Pardo, growing up in Rochester with three siblings, getting beat up by his brothers, cutting/making weight AKA “seasonal bulimia,” amateur vs professional wrestling, what him mom thinks of his career, his years in radio, meeting his wife, dislocating his jaw, The Boys, Tommy Dreamer and more. We also answered your questions and did a round of Just Me Or Everyone and HGFY.

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