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Peter Madrigal Tells All, Daniel Is Obsessed, The #Scandoval-Wrestling Crossover

Vanderpump’s Peter Madrigal is back to dish about all things Vanderpump. Daniel is interested in his own interest in this craziness. I want to know about Peter’s skincare routine and also the pirate festival he attends. Plus, sometimes timing is too perfect. Rob Schulte explains to Tony how #Scandoval is similar to wrestling and Peter shares an exciting wrestle mania story. Plus what really happened at the beach that fateful day and more.

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Tara Schuster

Author Tara Schuster is on the podcast to talk about Glow In the F*cking Dark, the follow up to the hugely successful Buy Yourself the F*cking Lilies. I felt an instant connection with her, which I kinda of suspected I would from her books, but then I sort of think maybe a lot of people do since she’s extremely open, vulnerable and bright. That being said there were two moments where I got chills talking to her and she said she felt it too so I think we’re really besties? We talk about stuffed animals, emotional neglect, loneliness, writing routines, reparenting oneself, therapy, external validation, working at Comedy Central, being the bartender on Watch What Happens Live with Scheana and Raquel the night #Scandoval broke and so much more. We also did a round of Just Me Or Everyone and HGFY.

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Speaking Joel, Robin’s Foot Campaign, “Sex Thing” Revisited

Joel Stein has returned and we’re learning how to speak his language. Robin Shorr is here with a revelation about feet. I’ve stumbled upon a tongue twister and there’s some light talk of true crime, people who travel with the Ren Faire (rennies), Sam the Butcher, Marilyn Kagan, cohabitation sex and more. Plus we revisit the storied “this isn’t a sex thing, right?” discussion from a couple weeks prior and do a round of Just Me Or Everyone!

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Chris Gethard Returns!

Comic, writer and podcast host Chris Gethard (Beautiful Stories from Anonymous People) returns to talk about meeting Tony in person, insecurity, ripping his pants, fatherhood, being a volunteer ambulance driver, how to handle worrying your kids will be bullied, his friendship with Colt Cabana, sodas, fast food orders, the neighborhood he grew up in and so much more. We also answered your questions and did a round of JMOE and HGFY.

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Tim’s Ice Cream Hack, Tony’s Normal Shirt, Jeff’s Unsolicited Visitor

Tim Kalpakis and Jeff Dutton of The Sloppy Boys are here which is good because I need an audience to discuss the weird thing that happened the day before when we went to the Old Spaghetti Factory after The Renaissance Fair! I wasn’t hallucinating I swear! We also discuss Tony Thaxton’s “normal” shirt. The Birthday Boys sketch where Mike Mitchell broke his arm, Tim’s ice cream hack, Tim becoming a late in life stoner, office snacks, Ben Stiller, BORG’s, The Ramble and more. Plus we did a round of Just Me Or Everyone!

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Alie Ward Is Here!

Fan (and host) favorite Alie Ward (Ologies) has surfaced after some intense personal stuff and she’s here in studio to fill us in. We talk about colonoscopies, encores, middle parts and skinny jeans revisited, Tasmanian Devil nipples, otters, Borgs, google rabbit holes, living at her sister’s house for 6 months while her dad was in hospice, grief, therapeutic shroom trips and so much more.

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A Harrowing Collision, Mall Jail, 2000s Reality TV

Niccole Thurman is back on the show after a crazy and harrowing car accident and hospital stint. Emily Fleming has returned as well and now she’ll never drive! Plus subway wang, the time I was almost in Sharknado, 2000s reality television, bedpans, advocating for yourself, skincare and so much more. Plus a round of JMOE and HGFY.

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RJ’s Canadian Sex Question, Dalton’s Dating History, Alison’s Famous Neighbor

RJ City, Dalton Castle and Robin Shorr are here in person and nothing is off limits. RJ has a sex question for everyone and it isn’t even about the mortifying thing he said to a gal pal at a hotel. That comment was also about sex and Robin and I are still dying a little inside. Did that sentence make sense? Does it make sense that Dalton would occasionally sleep “like a pencil” back in his dating days? And I have a bone to pick with the guys about a little something that happened at the wrestling event I attended the night before. Plus Susan Lucci, RJ’s leather pants, RJ’s new ‘do, Dalton’s barfing in my bathroom, sleep bras, platonic naps, Robin’s love of logistics, Tony’s surveillance photos of me, compliments that move the needle, my famous neighbor and so much more. And a chaotic Owen cameo!

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Emily Fleming’s Brass Knuckles, Jordan Morris’s Food Fears, Daniel’s Zagat Review

Emily Fleming is here for the first time, fresh from working the door at what I’m pretty sure is a modern-day rave. No one gets my “exchange an egg” reference, not even Jordan Morris who is also here and doesn’t have big lunch energy (he’s a dinner dude). Daniel and I went to dinner the previous night and a perplexing thing kept happening and I need to talk about it. Was it because of the two tar-tares? Plus some Good Mythical Morning chat, self-defense, food fears and so much more.

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Laurel Bristow

Infectious disease researcher and pandemic superstar Laurel Bristow joins the show to talk about the lab leak theory, whether the pandemic is over, sharks, tuberculosis, her pet Axolotl, Bob’s Burgers, tropical diseases, negative comments and so much more. We also took your questions and did a round of JMOE and HGFY!

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