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new puppy name

Emmett. What do you think? My sister and I are strongly supporting this choice. Perhaps because I hold a special place in my heart for Emmett Otter’s Jug-band Christmas. Also, Emmett from Queer as Folk.

Also, while talking a lot about Bob Saget this morning I found out that the Britney Spears biography I was interviewed for is airing Thursday at 9pm on the A&E Biography channel so if you get that channel, watch it!

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This morning's segment

was interesting because the hair woman handed me this plastic face-sized shield to hold over my face while she sprayed my hair. It was innovative. Also kind of science-fictiony. As for the actual segment, I asked a couple people who work there how they thought it went and it turned out neither of them had watched because “you’re a seasoned pro.” “That’s right,” I said, sprinkling myself with oregano and stuffing bay leaves in my shoes.

Here’s the link to the segment. It’s shot from my worse side, by the way. I feel like I’m becoming asymmetrical. On a scale of Ellen Barkin to Picasso, I’m Alison Rosen.

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Andy throwing me off Red Eye set

over Facts of Life trivia, naturally. (note: I still defy anyone to stump me on Facts of Life trivia! In fact, leave your question in the comments and I will attempt to answer it if you want. I’m like a Facts of Life magic 8-ball! Signs point to Eastland! Concentrate and ask Tootie! Cannot tell Jo now! And now if you’ll excuse me, I’m off to write in my Never Get a Date Again journal)

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