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That thing I mentioned I'm hosting
Fresh from moving, smelling like dust and packing tape, perhaps wearing a get-up I fashioned out of cardboard boxes and bubble wrap, I’ll be hosting video coverage of the MINI Rooftop NYC. I’m pretty excited, though this festival is hipper than I am. I actually brought that up to the festival people, but I think they liked that. I bring a certain… head full of split ends to the whole affair, provided I don’t get a haircut before it starts. The page I linked to is where the videos will go up, I think, but if there’s another link I’ll provide that.
I blame Denver
Well I have good news and bad news. The bad news is that I won’t be on Red Eye on Monday because there won’t be Red Eye on Monday because of the conventions. The good news is that there’s a bruise on my left arm which, if you look at the underside of my arm you can see the vein and the bruise is kinda smack in the middle of veinville (which sounds like a disgusting porno location, doesn’t it?) and so it looks like an oil spill in the middle of the road, under my skin, but it’s getting smaller. The bad news is that I can’t have pets in my new place. The good news is that I’m going to be hosting the video component of this big festival in New York that’s going to be bringing together a bunch of cool bands and filmmakers and design people and DJs and I’ll be interviewing them and whatnot, on camera, so if you’re needing your fix of me which, let’s face it, YOU ARE, you will be able to get that next month for ten days, more than once a day. The bad news is that I’m sleepy. The good news is that I may even be doing yoga on video for the first time ever. The bad news is that I won’t be able to keep a straight face. The good news is that I really enjoy hosting and this will give me a chance to really flex my host muscle. The bad news is that I pulled my host muscle carrying groceries and man does it ache. The good news is that host muscle weighs more than fat, but it’s more dense, so you might be losing inches. The bad news is that there’s no good TV on tonight.
I feel like I had more and better good and bad news, but it just didn’t come together as I’d hoped.
Clips from beginning of yesterday's Paltalk show
See me on Paltalk this morning
I’m doing Diana Falzone’s Paltalk internet show this morning at 11am. I’m also so tired I’m kind of… tired! Hopefully my facility with language as evidenced in that previous sentence will carry me through the interview. My faculty with language? Huh? Anyway, get more info here.
This morning's Fox & Friends segment
I’m not loving the blurriness here but I guess it reflects how blurry I am in real life. UPDATE: I fixed the blurriness with a simple youtube hack. I feel so… fancy!
Fox & Friends tomorrow at 9:45am ET/ 6:45am PT
Remember how I promised to update you on what time I’d be on Fox & Friends tomorrow? I wouldn’t just leave you twisting in the wind, my little corn nuts. I’ll be on at 9:45am ET/ 6:45am PT. See you then!
Clips from last night's Red Eye
And for the record, I don’t believe in corporal punishment in any form.
Fox & Friends & syrup
If you’re like me then you love seeing me on TV. Good news: I’ll be back on Fox & Friends this Sunday doing the Fast Forward segment. It’ll probably be at 9:45am but that could change so please check my blog every hour on the hour if not more frequently and ask all your friends to do the same.
In other news, I’ve become a fan of this:
It’s very low-calorie somewhat artificial tasting weird consistency maple syrup. I like to pour a blob of it in a cup and then stir in a packet of Splenda and then put it in the freezer and make a little syrup puck which tastes sort of like maple and sort of like a hockey puck.