You know what’s a hot trend right now? Dads. I am basing this on two things: 1) everyone LOVES the episodes of The Daily Alison featuring my dad. 2) some guy on twitter is totally copying me and writing down crazy shit his dad says and tweeting it under the name @shitmydadsays and everyone’s talking about it and he has a zillion followers.
Ok so perhaps he’s not copying me, but I mean, he’s not NOT copying me.
So when all the other people start writing about how dads are the next hot thing and dads are a meme and all that, please remember that you read it here first. I INVENTED dads, you guys. Before I came along it was all single parent households and moms and I was like, “Hey, I have an idea, lets get some dads all up in here,” and then fast forward to now where they are so popular they even have their own holiday. Plus, you can put many words in front the words dad and father to add shades of meaning which shows that the mere notion of male parents is infiltrating culture. Some examples?
Absentee
Deadbeat
Rad
Ducklike
Drunk
Abusive
Negligent
Funky
But wait you guys, you can also add words AFTER the words father and dad. I’m telling you, there’s no stopping dads. They are here to stay! Check it out. Apply the following words and phrases after dad or father:
of the year
of the bride
knows best
doesn’t live here anymore
left, but it’s not your fault
moved out, but it is your fault
drinks a lot
is drunk again
is so silly!
is taking a nap. shhhh.