THE SITUATION: you’re dealing with a really annoying egg
YOU SAY: “get luteinized and slough off!”
THE SITUATION: those are some mighty big forecepts
YOU SAY: “forecepts? more like fivecepts!”
THE SITUATION: you’re 93 and you’re playing pinochle with someone who is really crappy
YOU SAY: “you play pinochole like an 81 year old… an 81 year old who’s never played pinochle”
THE SITUATION: the damn hen is taking forever
YOU SAY: “you gonna hatch those chicks or just sit on ’em all day?”
THE SITUATION: the piano player is smug and tinkly
YOU SAY: “you play piano like a tuba player”
THE SITUATION: the Queen is acting uppity again
YOU SAY: “is that your dress or did your bustle throw up?”
THE SITUATION: the Grape Nuts have betrayed you
YOU SAY: “et tu, Grape Nuts?”
THE SITUATION: you’re angry at your corn flakes
YOU SAY: “what are you, Grape Nuts?”