The funny thing is that he called shortly after and I recorded it but then I got too lazy to edit it all together.
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Today's vlog is uploading
Hey everyone. I’m uploading today’s daily vlog right now on youtube. I have to go out so I won’t be able to post it here till later but if you’re antsy to see it sooner, WHICH YOU SO ARE, go to youtube.com/alisonrosen and it should show up once it’s finished doing whatever it does.
Alison wants to adopt a dog; Dustin can't tell the difference between women and antelope
Look you guys: a video! This is from a few weeks ago. Dustin and I went to a comedy show and then got dinner and then felt like we should be vlogging since it was Sunday (God’s vlog day) and so we turned on the camera. And then I just left this footage on my camera while I went on my merry way, being merry and patting gnomes on the head and sewing dresses out of curtains while little birds helped by holding up the excess of fabric and cutting the thread with their beaks. Perhaps you are wondering why there’s so much laughter at the beginning? That’s because Dustin was going on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on about something Important To Him and then I responded by talking about puppies which he took to mean I hadn’t been listening but au contraire, Dustin! Ye of little faith! And if you enjoy this, hang on to you your hat because there’s another one coming wherein I almost sneeze. Truly! Look for that in the next couple days (I’m being realistic about my un-awesomeness.)
Ford Fiesta Movement Contest
So there’s this contest where Ford is giving 100 people Ford Fiestas for six months and then they have missions to complete each month and they make videos about the missions. Could that sentence have been less articulate? It’s all these bugs in my teeth and the wind in my hair and the smell of gasoline that’s making me kind of dumb but also road savvy. Also I got a hair cut yesterday and I’m pretty sure they trimmed some IQ points off the end of my hair. That’s where intelligence resides, right? In split ends? Anyway, to enter the contest (and they reached out to me because I have a such an impressive web presence and I’m the queen of social media, of course. Also because I shove videos down your throat. Also because I have a camera?) you have to make a video explaining why they should pick you. Here’s my entry. Please love it.
Dustin and I discuss the word douche bag, fart jokes, catering to your audience and the Dane Cook dilemma
Wow, there’ some intense douchebaggy letterboxing action happening here.
Meet my new couch! Also: bell peppers
Pastrami, camera angles and Dustin's middle name
I decided to upload this one in HD which means it’s a different size and I can see it’s already going to wreak havoc on the blog. Much like those ads are. Did I mention there are ads? Click that crap, you know, if you want.
30 Seconds On…
My residual high five injury and worst job ever
Something of note in this video?
1. I’m wearing a hat. It was cold on this night.
2. I think I might have been wrong about which hand I high fived with. We’d know if I had the ability to do slow motion.
3. Um, what else? I forget.
Something nuts about nuts
I think it’s interesting that more people would like to know what it feels like to get punched in the nuts than how to properly fondle nuts.
Oh goodness, I’ve totally crossed over into not safe for work waters, huh?
Anyway, I should be doing pre-Red Eye things but I just noticed the views were tipped in a certain direction on YouTube.
Ok bye.
Oh and someone named Sooper Trev started a Facebook group dedicated to this most [some funny word here] of [something else funny.]