Special Guest Post: Alison Rosen Tells a Tale of Public Speaking

Howard Shum did this cool drawing of Bald Bryan and me. I think it’s awesome. I also think I need to blog more so I’m going to try to post something every day. You’re welcome!

Some time ago my boyfriend asked if I wanted to do something which I didn’t want to do so I took a picture of myself grimacing and sent it to him and told him it was my reaction. Periodically he sends me back this photo which is like sending heroin to a junkie since I’m addicted to my own face. Recently though he incorporated a photo of my parents dog, Tobey, and called the whole thing “Tobey’s Daydream” which I think is adorable however I might rename it “El Sueño de Tobey” just to be pretentious. But I wanted to share it with you since I am endlessly amused by it.

Perhaps you need your car washed or your lawn mowed or  your kid babysat or your dinner cooked or your dog walked? While Ace* is in New York, Bryan and I will be doing odd jobs. Bid on us on eBay! Do it!

*I pretty much never call him that.

In other, unrelated  news, it’s raining and water is coming in thru my front door. Perhaps I will drink it as I never turn down freshly strained door juice.