Author Archive | Alison Rosen

(from the TONYblog….)

this is a test of my embedding skills: “hey, that vlog looks very becoming on you…”

How creepy is Friday the 13th? Not very, but that’s just because my efforts at scaring you seem to annoy you more than anything. You’re so short-fused today. Would it kill you to pretend? I want you to ponder that while you’re out there getting drunk and hooking up this weekend.

Hello. I like what you’ve done with your hair. Should you be near a television set or recording device at 2am on the east coast and 11pm on the west coast please tune in to the Fox News channel to see me talk about important breaking news that may be neither important nor breaking. Plus, surprises!*

*there might not be surprises

Oh, also, there’s a new 1 Thing vlog at timeoutnewyork.tv

Yesterday I told you that I might regale you with stories of tap dancing today, but instead I’m going to take this special you-and-me moment to remind you that there’s no time like the present for rioting, wilding or engaging in senseless acts of heat-wave sex. It’s currently 217 degrees but it feels like 312, and tomorrow it’s likely to not break the upper two hundreds, so you best get on it. Catch rainbows in mason jars tomorrow! For today, there is only wearing gauzy, filmy, barely there clothing, melting ice cubes on your nubile flesh while bad ’80s music blares in the background and unleashing urban hostilities. Unless none of that interests you, in which case there’s always comedy show Drink at Work. Staying hydrated is important, people!