For awhile I was saying Josh Schwartz was my buddyroo but then I interviewed David Schwimmer and I think he might be my new best friend. Sorry Josh. Here’s my interview with you though.
Author Archive | Alison Rosen
UPDATE: NOW WITH VIDEO! cheese logs, vienna sausages, soap dispensers
Friday’s Red Eye intros hit a new pinnacle of absurdity and some of the guests couldn’t stop laughing. Of all the horribly wrong things I’ve had a hand in writing, I think I’m most proud of these. Actually, that’s a huge statement, so maybe I should rethink it, since when I die I’d really rather not have “she’s so smart if brains were a cheese log, I’d pick at her nuts” on my tombstone. Is it bad luck to wonder what your epitaph will be? I recall a conversation where I was pressed to answer and I said “she liked words [long pause]… more than people.” Anyway, off to paint my fingernails black and write free verse in my diary. And that brings me to another intro which probably can’t be used: “He’s so smart if brains were a do not disturb sign, I’d hang him on my knob.”
UPDATE: HERE’S A VIDEO OF THE INTROS I WAS TALKING ABOUT ABOVE:
Hot Seat with Emily Blunt
It’s hard to believe I still haven’t had gay chicken. Here’s the interview.
Tonight's profound thought
If a man’s reach doesn’t extend his grasp, what’s a step stool for?
Liveblogging Gossip Girl
I’m currently liveblogging Gossip Girl over on the TONYblog. If you’re bored, read me over there.
Today's TONYblog 1 Thing
Don’t be fooled by their smiles.
What will you be doing tonight, my pets? If you said going home to your dog-eared copy of TV Guide and going over your emergency television-watching schedule that you uploaded onto various media including your Palm Pilot, Treo, Sidekick, cell phone, digital watch, home-arrest ankle bracelet, automatic coffeemaker with LCD display and stupid iHome alarm clock that you hate, you would be wrong, wrong, wrong. You don’t even have a Palm Pilot. Instead you’ll be going to Joe’s Pub to hear Lucinda Black Bear, which is neither (more…)
Today's TONYblog 1 Thing
I feel dizzy.
You could do worse than seeing A Camp and Craig Wedren tonight, especially if you’re familiar with the way former Shudder to Think frontman Wedren has gone on to do the scores of a number of TV and movie things often involving The State and Stella guys. Speaking of doing worse, Rush is playing tonight, and while I’m in no way beating up on the Canucks, I personally can’t go because of what happened last time I saw them. Trip down memory lane with me? I call shotgun. (more…)