Subscribe to my Substack!!!!

Author Archive | Alison Rosen

Recent Red Eye shots

I sat in the seat that Ann Coulter was in moments before. I was going to make some kind of “oh, so this is where you stick all us skinny conservative women” joke but then didn’t find an opening that made sense. Instead I made a tasteful Michael Hutchence joke. It was necessary though. And quite topical.



Continue Reading

I'll be on Red Eye tonight

What’s delightfully last-minute-esque and smells an awful lot like awesome? It’s the fact that I’ll be on Red Eye tonight for the second half of the show. Cancel your 2am plans and make these ones instead. I’ll be following Ann Coulter. Because she refused to follow me. (It’s conceivable that I made that up).

Continue Reading

perhaps you had to be there

But I thought it was funny in a 50s movie way. This morning I was half awake in the makeup chair and the makeup guy was putting makeup on my chest which is something I always want them to do because I’m pale and if anything I feel like I usually have to nudge them in that direction because they usually tell me “you’re fine, it matches.” But he, on his own, took note of my startling ass-whiteness and began rectifying. “I need you to open like this” he said, pulling my jacket open. I did and he really got in there and then after he said, “Sorry if I was overly familiar with you. It’s early.” I said it was okay (which it was). Then he said, “I assure you it was lost on me.”

Continue Reading

Site: Todd Jackson | Art Direction: Josh Holtsclaw | Original Logo: Kezilla | Show Music: Tom Rapp