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Al’s Motorboat Merit Badge, Jenna Below Deck, Tony’s New Glasses Personality

Jenna Kim Jones and #AL are here to talk about sugar sausage, Tony’s new glasses and the new personality he seems to have to accompany them, when people around you suddenly change and it’s threatening, the stylist who ruined my childhood, a certain merit badge, prepping, the RV, black and white cookies, celebrity cruises, riding bikes in the city, Jenna’s hair routine, Michael Vick, homeschool, robes, an adoptable dog named Chanel and more.

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Sarah Edmondson

Sarah Edmondson (HBO’s The Vow, A Little But Culty, Scarred) joins the show to talk about her experience escaping the NXIVM cult, her feelings speaking at the screening of the season two finale, realizing she’d been misled about what her brand (yes, she was branded) represented, her reactions to Keith Raniere, her thoughts on the loyalists (her husband and ALBC cohost Anthony “Nippy” Ames makes a brief appearance too), whether she thinks Nancy Salzman was sincere, recruiting/enrolling people, deprogramming, moving to Atlanta, the one thing most people susceptible to cults have in common, Pam Cafritz’s funeral, suspicions that Keith was poisoning women, Allison Mack, writing her memoir and more. We also did a round of JMOE, HGFY and answered your questions. Plus Sarah read the vows Keith wrote for her wedding. And we’re giving away a copy of her book!

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Mike’s Oral Hygiene, Jeff’s Foot Dexterity, Words and Phrases We Hate!

Mike Hanford, Tim Kalpakis and Jeff Dutton of The Sloppy Boys and The Birthday Boys are here in person and we are getting to the bottom of words and phrases we can’t stand. We’re also talking about how Jeff cleans his feet before bed, dogs in the bed, how they all chose their bedrooms when they roomed together, water, the live show I attended, baths, robes, Manders and so much more. Plus a round of Just Me Or Everyone, HGFY and our adopt a dog segment.

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Matt Lieb

Comedian, writer, actor, musician and podcaster Matt Lieb (Pod Yourself a Gun, Frotcast, Good Mythical Morning) joins the show to talk about the miniseries Fresno, Pan-Asian buffets, the timeline of his recent marriage and brand new baby, doulas, good and bad books to read to prepare for childbirth, being 13 years sober, being addicted to heroin, having a seizure, literally hitting rock bottom, shocking videos, musicals, Good Mythical Morning and so much more. We also took your questions!

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Gigachads, Canada’s Big Apple, Revolting Fantasies

Bridget Todd makes her Thursday show debut (she was a previous guest on a Monday show) and now I want to do hallucinogens and move to Portugal. Andrew Hunt is back and he did not try to steal a date’s personal info but he once drew a completely straight line in high school freehand! Also he loves to move which is insane. I’m so discombobulated I’m acting professional and an embarrassing story of what prompted my move to NYC, which I don’t even recall mentioning, is remembered by Andrew. Plus the multiverse theory, revolting fantasies, Canada’s penchant for big things, Tony’s trip to Fresno for a wrestling show, Andrew’s Property Brothers song and more. And the return of the adoptable dog segment!

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Daniel and Alison (Your Calls, Is Alison Becoming A Furry?)

Daniel and I have reconvened after the chaos of last week to talk about graduation tassels and a ridiculous mortar board debacle, an outrageous school meeting Daniel attended, a series of Hey Go F*ck Yourselves, whether I’m on the fast track to becoming a furry and more. Plus we took your calls and you’re all killing it with the name sandwich!

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Renee’s Dark Past, RJ’s Outrage, Facing The Quantzequences

RJ City is here in the flesh and he has choice words for both Daniel and me. Renee Colvert makes her triumphant return and I’ve found an amazing photo of her from her jukebox musical days that we need to discuss. Tony has my back and then doesn’t and it’s basically hunger games. Plus Deleted Tweets, Just Me Or Everyone and HGFY.

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RJ City Returns!

Pro-wrestler, actor and talk show host RJ City (AEW’s Hey! (EW)) is in town and in studio. He gives me an inordinate amount of sh*t for the previous night’s debacle, maligns otters, tries to drive a wedge between Tony and me, and refuses to accept that I “get” wrestling now. We also talk about aliases, arachnophobia, attending a “happening” drama school, Kaye Ballard, sex, threesomes, protein bars, Don Knotts, and more. Plus the return of How Dare You and audience questions.

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Jackie’s Purloined Fruit, Tony and Caroline’s Going-Out Pants, Alison’s Eyes

Jackie Johnson is here and once again her fruit has been stolen! And not just any fruit but sentimental fruit! Caroline Moss is here and happens to know a ton about the rules surrounding helping yourself to your neighbor’s bounty. Plus she and Tony Thaxton share a pair of pants. We compare notes about New Year’s Eve and also discuss the sorry state of my eyes. Plus predictive text, astronomical homes, loungewear and more!

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Daniel and Alison (Your Calls, Alison’s Striptease, Recent Firings)

Am I taking the easy way out by doing these episode with Daniel or is this what the people demand? Also why do you look a non-gift horse in the mouth? Plus your calls, celebrities’ less attractive siblings, why my coat is a giant middle finger to Marie Kondo, whether any robe is acceptable to Daniel, more love for the Quantz Method of sweater hanging, setting your phone to dark mode, a zippy discussion of the recent Adam Carolla Show firings and more. But not much more.

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