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Tim’s Ice Cream Hack, Tony’s Normal Shirt, Jeff’s Unsolicited Visitor

Tim Kalpakis and Jeff Dutton of The Sloppy Boys are here which is good because I need an audience to discuss the weird thing that happened the day before when we went to the Old Spaghetti Factory after The Renaissance Fair! I wasn’t hallucinating I swear! We also discuss Tony Thaxton’s “normal” shirt. The Birthday Boys sketch where Mike Mitchell broke his arm, Tim’s ice cream hack, Tim becoming a late in life stoner, office snacks, Ben Stiller, BORG’s, The Ramble and more. Plus we did a round of Just Me Or Everyone!

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Alie Ward Is Here!

Fan (and host) favorite Alie Ward (Ologies) has surfaced after some intense personal stuff and she’s here in studio to fill us in. We talk about colonoscopies, encores, middle parts and skinny jeans revisited, Tasmanian Devil nipples, otters, Borgs, google rabbit holes, living at her sister’s house for 6 months while her dad was in hospice, grief, therapeutic shroom trips and so much more.

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A Harrowing Collision, Mall Jail, 2000s Reality TV

Niccole Thurman is back on the show after a crazy and harrowing car accident and hospital stint. Emily Fleming has returned as well and now she’ll never drive! Plus subway wang, the time I was almost in Sharknado, 2000s reality television, bedpans, advocating for yourself, skincare and so much more. Plus a round of JMOE and HGFY.

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Introducing…Alison and Tod: After-hours (Sex, Drugs and Salad Dressing)

This week I wanted to share with you the first episode of Tod Perry and my new podcast: Alison and Tod: After-Hours. If you enjoy it, please consider supporting us at http://Patreon.com/alisonandtod

In the grand opening of the After Hours Lounge, we talk about the perils of filming yourself, take on some listener questions, and Tod recounts a violent encounter at a swanky restaurant. 

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RJ’s Canadian Sex Question, Dalton’s Dating History, Alison’s Famous Neighbor

RJ City, Dalton Castle and Robin Shorr are here in person and nothing is off limits. RJ has a sex question for everyone and it isn’t even about the mortifying thing he said to a gal pal at a hotel. That comment was also about sex and Robin and I are still dying a little inside. Did that sentence make sense? Does it make sense that Dalton would occasionally sleep “like a pencil” back in his dating days? And I have a bone to pick with the guys about a little something that happened at the wrestling event I attended the night before. Plus Susan Lucci, RJ’s leather pants, RJ’s new ‘do, Dalton’s barfing in my bathroom, sleep bras, platonic naps, Robin’s love of logistics, Tony’s surveillance photos of me, compliments that move the needle, my famous neighbor and so much more. And a chaotic Owen cameo!

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Nora McInerny

Writer and podcast host Nora McInerny (Terrible, Thanks for Asking) joins the show for the first time to talk about her latest book Bad Vibes Only (And Other Things I Bring To The Table), taking her show independent, moving to Arizona, tech woes, notes and putting the show together, losing her first husband to brain cancer, the genesis of the show, meeting her second husband, John Cena, soft serve, astrology, therapy and so much more. We also did a round of JMOE and HGFY.

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Emily Fleming’s Brass Knuckles, Jordan Morris’s Food Fears, Daniel’s Zagat Review

Emily Fleming is here for the first time, fresh from working the door at what I’m pretty sure is a modern-day rave. No one gets my “exchange an egg” reference, not even Jordan Morris who is also here and doesn’t have big lunch energy (he’s a dinner dude). Daniel and I went to dinner the previous night and a perplexing thing kept happening and I need to talk about it. Was it because of the two tar-tares? Plus some Good Mythical Morning chat, self-defense, food fears and so much more.

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Laurel Bristow

Infectious disease researcher and pandemic superstar Laurel Bristow joins the show to talk about the lab leak theory, whether the pandemic is over, sharks, tuberculosis, her pet Axolotl, Bob’s Burgers, tropical diseases, negative comments and so much more. We also took your questions and did a round of JMOE and HGFY!

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Cool Girl Neck Parties, Joel Vs. Leo DiCaprio, Robin’s TV Trivia

Joel Stein is here and I need to know what he meant by a certain comment he made when we took a photo together. Also he interviewed Leonardo DiCaprio and now ol’ LDC hates him and I need to know more about this. Robin is here and you can name any TV show and she pretty much knows everything about it. Also she’s attracted to P-22 (RIP). I too ran afoul of a member of the Hollywood Elite: Bam Margera. Also have you noticed cool girls are wearing tons of necklaces? Plus so much more.

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Kerri Kenney-Silver (Encore)

Owen joined me at the top to explain why you’re hearing this delightful throwback, which originally aired June 17, 2012 instead of the new episode I was planning. He even regales you with a song! Original description:

Kerri Kenney-Silver of MTV’s The StateReno 911 and a zillion other things (Burning LoveAnger Management) stopped by this episode of Alison Rosen Is Your New Best Friend to discuss the movie she just worked on, improv versus scripted acting, “tushie burps,” burps in general, Dustin’s balls, relationships, being a woman in comedy (and whether it’s something she thinks about often), a panel discussion about women and comedy where she and Alison met and little league parents. Also there was a burping demonstration, Just Me Or Everyone (click here to see the JMOEs we put on the screen), HGFY and more!

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