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Author Archive | Alison Rosen

Jackie’s Butt, Alison’s Field Trip, Pathological Liars Who Do Improv

Jackie Johnson and Todd Cooper make their triumphant returns to the show! Does Todd know what “snatched” means? We all learn a little something. Tony falls asleep laughing about something Elliot once said, Jackie gets real about childbirth and I went on a field trip. Plus, improv is teaching people to lie and so much more.

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Kyle Kinane

Comic, actor, podcaster Kyle Kinane is here and we talked about everything from scratch-and-sniff stickers and sibling relationships to what he calls “streamlined persistence” and 90 Day Fiancé. Plus so much more. We also answered your questions and did a round of Just Me Or Everyone and Hey Go F*ck Yourself!

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Impossible Octopus, Problematic Playground Chants, Bernie’s List

Joel Stein and Robin Shorr are back and in studio and Joel has a comely brain. Robin is back from Hawaii with one gripe. Robin and I have a memory about Spencer’s Gifts that Joel, Daniel and Tony do not share. Plus Samantha Fox, Vanderpump, Mimi Rogers, celebrities who are more attractive in person, Giselle’s bag of faces and so much more.

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Alison and Tod: After Hours (Slay!)

This week I wanted to share with you another episode of Tod Perry and my new podcast: Alison and Tod: After-Hours. If you enjoy it, please consider supporting us at http://Patreon.com/alisonandtod 

Alison and Tod share their secret to keeping the energy up on the show. Later, they learn some Gen Z slang and reveal the careers they’d enjoy if they weren’t in media. Also, Alison needs some BENGAY in a bad way.

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Jordan’s Bed Frame, Daniel’s Eye Injury, Wendy’s Nepal Adventure

Wendy Molyneux and Jordan Morris are here, fresh from the front lines of the WGA strike. Daniel has injured his eye in a way that you have to hear to believe. It makes us wonder what the most masculine injury is and I think we definitely nailed it. I want to know if my booking emails need a fix and we talk about studying abroad. Plus #snackchat with English cookies Jeff Fox found locally and so much more.

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Mark Blutman

Producer and writer Mark Blutman (Boy Meets World, Girl Meets World, So Little Time) is here to talk about a prophetic phone call from Lorne Michaels, growing up in Canada, his time as a stand-up, outgrowing stand-up, his love of wrestling, working with the Olson twins, his relationship with his parents, mental health, acting in Meatballs 3, his friendship with Howie Mandel, RJ City, his upcoming projects, the WGA strike and so much more.

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Peter Madrigal Tells All, Daniel Is Obsessed, The #Scandoval-Wrestling Crossover

Vanderpump’s Peter Madrigal is back to dish about all things Vanderpump. Daniel is interested in his own interest in this craziness. I want to know about Peter’s skincare routine and also the pirate festival he attends. Plus, sometimes timing is too perfect. Rob Schulte explains to Tony how #Scandoval is similar to wrestling and Peter shares an exciting wrestle mania story. Plus what really happened at the beach that fateful day and more.

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Tara Schuster

Author Tara Schuster is on the podcast to talk about Glow In the F*cking Dark, the follow up to the hugely successful Buy Yourself the F*cking Lilies. I felt an instant connection with her, which I kinda of suspected I would from her books, but then I sort of think maybe a lot of people do since she’s extremely open, vulnerable and bright. That being said there were two moments where I got chills talking to her and she said she felt it too so I think we’re really besties? We talk about stuffed animals, emotional neglect, loneliness, writing routines, reparenting oneself, therapy, external validation, working at Comedy Central, being the bartender on Watch What Happens Live with Scheana and Raquel the night #Scandoval broke and so much more. We also did a round of Just Me Or Everyone and HGFY.

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Speaking Joel, Robin’s Foot Campaign, “Sex Thing” Revisited

Joel Stein has returned and we’re learning how to speak his language. Robin Shorr is here with a revelation about feet. I’ve stumbled upon a tongue twister and there’s some light talk of true crime, people who travel with the Ren Faire (rennies), Sam the Butcher, Marilyn Kagan, cohabitation sex and more. Plus we revisit the storied “this isn’t a sex thing, right?” discussion from a couple weeks prior and do a round of Just Me Or Everyone!

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Chris Gethard Returns!

Comic, writer and podcast host Chris Gethard (Beautiful Stories from Anonymous People) returns to talk about meeting Tony in person, insecurity, ripping his pants, fatherhood, being a volunteer ambulance driver, how to handle worrying your kids will be bullied, his friendship with Colt Cabana, sodas, fast food orders, the neighborhood he grew up in and so much more. We also answered your questions and did a round of JMOE and HGFY.

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