Robin Shorr is here fresh from Nantucket where and she has a Heather Locklear-esque golden tan. Joel Stein was chatting with Rupert Murdoch earlier. I need to talk about the Creel triplets. Also I’m in mourning but I like to think I’m still a ton of fun. Jeff Fox is filling in for Tony!
After a sad announcement at the top and an update on a wee Tik Tok beef I’ve found myself in, we revisit this wonderful episode which originally ran in Feb, 2023.
Cole Imperi is a thanatologist which means she studies death, dying, loss and grief. Friend of the show and frequent guest Alie Ward recommended her some time ago when I was looking to talk to someone about loss in 2020. We finally made it happen—in person, no less—since Cole now lives in Los Angeles. Also, she brought bread and butter! And she made the butter herself while hanging out with Alie Ward earlier in the day! On this episode we discussed pepperoni rolls, Kentucky, her relationship with religion, feeling drawn to study death and dying, interning at a crematorium, what people get wrong about grief, funeral directors, misconceptions about people in the deathcare industry, whether the industry is predatory, why living forever isn’t what we should want, infertility, shadowloss (a term she coined), roller derby, cicadas, thanabotany, pickle ball, making daisy chains, Ruby and so much more. We also took your questions and did a round of Just Me Or Everyone wherein I revealed some things I’ve never revealed on the show.
Is there a paper cup big enough to contain this whole show with Jackie Johnson, Lizzy Cooperman and Jeff Fox who is filling in for Tony Thaxton? Lizzy had a mishap at the gas station but it may have given her a million dollar idea. Jackie did cardio to prepare the Blink 182 concert but the experience has caused a sea change! We’re learning about bands that are somewhere on the prog-jam spectrum and I need to find out what exactly Jackie and Lizzy mean about being conditioned to wear a certain kind of underwear. Plus problematic Smurfs, bra sizing, and Macbeth!
RJ City—professional wrestler, former Nickelodeon star, and host of AEW’s Hey! (EW)—returns to the show for what he thought was a Patreon episode but as explained at the top, it got promoted to regular episode. Or demoted. Depends how you think about it. We discuss the harrowing social situation he found himself in before his last appearance, the Sex Thing Thing, Ben Stein, Bebe Neuwirth, calling things by their brand name and a bone I need to pick, words and meanings, punctuality, communication and more. Plus we answered your question sent in on Patreon and Daniel makes a cameo.
Grab a drink and relax with this assortment of clips from Alison and Tod: After Hours. We’re talking about Sitzpinklers, a creepy Teppanyaki chef, people who watch TV with the subtitles on and a story deemed too “yucky” to air on our former show which makes it perfect for After Hours! If you like what you’re hearing subscribe at http://patreon.com/alisonandtod.
We reminisce about the frat house we accidentally stayed at in Palm Desert that Greg Heller had also once rented for his bachelor party and then I foist upon Daniel the dinosaur album I remember from grade school. I also share some stories about the funniest but meanest girl I was friends with in college and I want to know what kind of guy Daniel thinks I would cheat with, if I were to cheat. I let him know the kind of gal I’d be worried about. Plus your calls, shows that are irritating but watchable versus just irritating, Jenny Holzer and more.
Was everyone here in the drama club? Daniel says he wasn’t but I’m not so sure. Wendy Molyneux and Jordan Morris are here and they remember a commercial with the repeated phrase “and twins” and now I can’t stop laughing. Jordan went to his high school reunions, Wendy is sorry for the pranks she pulled at Tony’s record label, and we get to the bottom of Tony’s Faux Hawk. Plus some alarming info about how I’m viewed on our street and the return of iTunes Comments of the Week (spoiler alert: I’m problematic!)
Daniel and I are having a talk about word pronunciation and Daniel has a questions about a specific kind of bodily emission. Daniel was FINALLY inducted into what I call the neighborhood club and we’re listening to your voicemails. Plus, I try to see if there are any Grateful Dead songs that Daniel can tolerate. Also, The Littles!
Lizzy Cooperman and Robin Shorr are here and they’ve had shockingly similar experiences when it comes to the study of pantomime and also being accused of plagiarism. Robin’s mind is blown by something I say about not punishing kids when they tell you the truth and we all learn a little something about Mr. Smeds and Mr. Spats. Plus more Steven Weber talk, Elliot’s car riddles and a round of JMOE and HGFY.
Steven Weber (yes, THAT Steven Weber) is here and he’s a delight! We talk about sensory deprivation, dogs, Wings, inflatable chairs, doing commercials as a kid, SUNY Purchase, gnats, my enthusiasm, faces, Mel Brooks, the new podcast he’s doing with Eric McCormack called Eating Out with Eric And Steve, writing, relationships, RJ City, auditioning and more. We also played a game, answered your questions and did a round of JMOE and HGFY.
