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Sadie’s Big Escape, Night Terrors, New Haterz!

(TW: self-harm)

Matt Lieb is here making his triumphant Thursday Show debut. Robin Shorr is also here, shaken up but okay after Sadie’s grand escape. All these years later we can still attract some new haters and I want to know about the whole Emily Fleming boob fiasco from Matt’s point of view. Elliot had a night terror and we’re talking about limericks, Paul F. Tompkins’s Halt and Catch Fire song and so much more.

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Daniel and Alison (Your Calls and Daniel’s Over It!)

Daniel is here and he’s not particularly interested in hearing about my new crush. I need to talk about two big lifestyle changes we’re making and Daniel has some thoughts on my face and Walmart (unrelated). Plus we take your calls, Daniel shares some new baby names and we try to answer questions from a question deck. And then we talk about corner moments and pink moments. Plus foreign exchange students.

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Supermarkets, Talkative Masseuses, Alison’s New Crush

Matt Apodaca joins the show for the first time and as promised, he is a delight, even though he woke up on the wrong side of the bed and the vibes were off. Niccole Thurman is back and she’s not afraid to tell a stranger she doesn’t feel like chatting. I have a big announcement about grocery shopping and I’ve developed a crush on 1970s era Peter Cetera. Plus talkative masseuses, Joe Albertson’s super market and more!

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Rory Uphold

Rory Uphold, host of Crimes of the Heart and self-described skin care obsessive joins the show to talk about performing pop music at schools and ice cream shops, attending a performing arts high school, selling multiple television shows, being inspired by heartbreak, what music taught her, getting impregnated by a guy who was cheating on her, butt plugs, The Rules and so much more. Plus we talked about skin care and did rounds of Just Me Or Everyone and HGFY.

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ENCORE: The Jenna Quiz! (Plus Greg’s Drug Stories, DINKS, Night Terrors and John Boats)

This week we’re revisiting an episode that originally ran July 29, 2015. How well do you know Ms. Jenna Kim Jones? How well do Alison and the rest of the Thursday gang (Allan MossJeff FoxGreg Heller and Daniel Quantz)? Plus drug stories, DINKS, turtles, more John boats, night terrors AND MORE. And we did a round of Just Me Or Everyone.

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Daniel and Alison (Your Calls and Slurp Alert)

Daniel is once again concerned about the health effects of being woken up in the middle of the night and I’m questioning where he’s getting this alarming info. We discuss the world’s smallest violin and did you know there’s a sequel to Oedipus Rex? I have breaking eyeball news and we’re taking not only your calls but your written communication. Plus a lot of info about fish tanks and and tattoos.

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Rumpus Rooms, Nose Blindness, Alison’s Eyeballs

Joel Stein and Robin Shorr are here to talk about an incredibly risky compliment that Joel paid me, Orthodox Jews stepping outside marriage, Time Out New York, Invisalign, new merch for me, a drag bar in the East Village that we can’t remember the name of, how Joel met his wife, flow strength, Joel speaking at a menopause convention, Natalie and Snake, rumpus rooms, my eye situation and so much more.

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Emily Fleming

One day after she went viral for an incident involving a live stream, a boob and a collapsing set, Emily Fleming (Good Mythical Morning, @midnight) joins the show to discuss her feelings about what happened. We also talk about the puzzling animal we saw in the yard and whether it means us harm, hair color, dating, open relationships, lotion, acting classes, Benetton, the strike, Moochelle and so much more.

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Adult Braces, Child Star Reunions, Tony’s Long Couch

Is there something empowering or sad about adults getting braces? Robin Shorr joins Tony, Daniel and me to get to the bottom of this and so much more. Also Robin wants to know how I feel when people cancel and Tone-zone and Flo-zone were sitting on Tony’s couch and only one of them felt the earth quake. There’s a man on the roof next door, Robin attended a reunion of child stars and we all compare hurricane notes.

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Jesse Thorn Is Back!

Host and podcast impresario Jesse Thorn is back to talk about his many shows (Bullseye, Judge John Hodgman, Jordan, Jesse, GO!), the process of converting his Max Fun Network to a worker-owned cooperative, losing his father during the pandemic, feeling pulled in a number of different directions, neckties, owning a shop some day, parenthood, gender non-conformity, dogs and dog loss, Aisha Tyler, Julie Klausner, ice cream, the heat and more!

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