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It is my professional opinion

…that shitake mushrooms smell like socks.

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0 Responses to It is my professional opinion

  1. Anonymous April 22, 2008 at 3:09 pm #

    Yikes. Thanks for the heads-up. Not that I’m familiar with shiitake mushrooms, but it will now go on my list of non-edibles. Assuming that is all you do with em’. Parish the thought.

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  2. Mr. Ricardo April 22, 2008 at 3:30 pm #

    Yeah they do stink, but not so much after they have been cooked. I work at California Pizza Kitchen and we get them shipped to us by the box load! It’s the same with Parmesan cheese. The cheese smells like feet! But melted on a pizza or pasta, not so bad. But I still have to smell those freakin’ stinky foods most of the day. Like bad music, I just tune the smell out.

  3. Lord Melchior April 22, 2008 at 4:31 pm #

    Are you a professional sock smeller or mushroom smeller?

    Also, you should be happy anything called shiitake smells only as bad as socks, and tastes like it’s the lovechild of a forbidden Tofu/Steak affair.

  4. alison April 22, 2008 at 4:37 pm #

    I’m a professional procrastinator. And actually I really like shitake mushrooms, despite the smell.

  5. Donny Bohac April 22, 2008 at 6:12 pm #

    Procrastination is just a hobby of mine right now, but I’m working on making it a career.

    Never had shiitake mushrooms, either, but I’ve “experimented” with plenty of others.

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