In the car

And not just any car but a fancy, um, sedan. But really, although I used to get up at this time every saturday for almost three years (for tv) I still can't believe how unbelievably early it is. I think the difference with that was I had it down to a science where I'd basically be on autopilot, I had my little routine of how many cups of coffee I'd drink when I got to the studio (sixteen) and how many times I'd spin in a circle to the left while tapping my right shoulder and yelling QUARK! QUARK! to ward off the bad spirits (obviously) and then I had my post show routine and then I'd stay up for a little while and then I'd go back to sleep. It killed my social life but, wait, that wasn't the point I was making. That was just a fun aside. I think the reason the hour didn't feel so bad was because I went back to sleep so the whole thing had a dreamlike quality. This morning has a dreamlike quality in that I feel like I'm still asleep, but I know I have to be awake for real. Actually, I feel like I'm on a boat. The suspension in this sedan is making me feel like I'm whale watching. I hate whale watching. Speaking of dreams, which I was earlier, I had a dream last night that I saw a guy I was so excited to see I ran up and gave him a hug and actually jumped up into his arms. I am so not a jumper in real life. Then I had plans to go to.a rock concert, okay fine, I think it was a ska band, but I … And now we must turn off devices. Arg.

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