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Sending out ariynbf shirts

I gave my assistants the day off right after I realized I didn’t have any. Thankfully I was able to encourage a fleet of woodland creatures to help me with the packaging, addressing and putting stamps on that’s involved in getting these shirts out. Chipmunks, by the way, are great at math.

In other news someone is playing music so loud outside that I feel like I’m at college and someone has their stereo pointed toward the courtyard indicating it’s the beginning of a vacation. Except that sounds kind of exciting versus this, which is just loud and annoying.

Instead of complaining I was going to just close my window but lo and behold it’s closed. Back to complaining I go.
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14 Responses to Sending out ariynbf shirts

  1. erratech May 28, 2010 at 12:03 pm #

    I think your next publicity move should be to rent a shirt cannon, and fire them out during your live shows at people walking the streets. Tape a little note to it that says the show and the URL.

    What could go wrong?

  2. Tony Muckleroy May 28, 2010 at 12:34 pm #

    One word, coffee cups!

    Ahhhh I remember those days of building excitement as I waited for my ARIYNBF t-shirt to arrive! Of course that excitement has been replaced by SEEING the t-shirt every time I walk into my messy home office. In fact it helps me focus on POSITIVE things in life instead of the messiness!

    I took a sample of the packing glue laced with Alison saliva and placed it in a vile, then frozen in −346 °F liquid nitrogen for safe keeping, and packed in Tupperware to maintain freshness! One day when the Mr. Coffee people invent Mr. Cloner, I’ll have ARIMNCF! Yeah for me! What could possibly go wrong?

  3. erratech May 28, 2010 at 8:03 pm #

    I think your next publicity move should be to rent a shirt cannon, and fire them out during your live shows at people walking the streets. Tape a little note to it that says the show and the URL.

    What could go wrong?

  4. Tony Muckleroy May 28, 2010 at 8:34 pm #

    One word, coffee cups!

    Ahhhh I remember those days of building excitement as I waited for my ARIYNBF t-shirt to arrive! Of course that excitement has been replaced by SEEING the t-shirt every time I walk into my messy home office. In fact it helps me focus on POSITIVE things in life instead of the messiness!

    I took a sample of the packing glue laced with Alison saliva and placed it in a vile, then frozen in −346 °F liquid nitrogen for safe keeping, and packed in Tupperware to maintain freshness! One day when the Mr. Coffee people invent Mr. Cloner, I'll have ARIMNCF! Yeah for me! What could possibly go wrong?

  5. DjWeideman May 28, 2010 at 5:50 pm #

    Mugs will be an awesome addition, when it’s practical. Logo on one side, lovely photo on other side. Shirt cannons are pretty cool too, but you might take out the web cam firing them at us.

    What about a duckling parade in Brooklyn with banners advertising the show?

  6. pauldpearl May 28, 2010 at 6:01 pm #

    those mailers have the adhesive already on there, she just pulls a little piece of paper off then seals it..

  7. Tony Muckleroy May 28, 2010 at 9:04 pm #

    Hey she might like the taste of glue and licked it. Don’t mess up my dream Paul.

  8. David Weideman May 29, 2010 at 1:50 am #

    Mugs will be an awesome addition, when it's practical. Logo on one side, lovely photo on other side. Shirt cannons are pretty cool too, but you might take out the web cam firing them at us.

    What about a duckling parade in Brooklyn with banners advertising the show?

  9. pauldpearl May 29, 2010 at 2:01 am #

    those mailers have the adhesive already on there, she just pulls a little piece of paper off then seals it..

  10. Tony Muckleroy May 29, 2010 at 5:04 am #

    Hey she might like the taste of glue and licked it. Don't mess up my dream Paul.

  11. Tony Muckleroy May 29, 2010 at 6:47 am #

    Okay hear me out on this. Same idea, different product. Coffee Cup Cannon! It’s never been done before!

  12. Tony Muckleroy May 29, 2010 at 2:47 pm #

    Okay hear me out on this. Same idea, different product. Coffee Cup Cannon! It's never been done before!

  13. Alison Rosen June 4, 2010 at 11:37 am #

    Duckling parade!

  14. Alison Rosen June 4, 2010 at 7:37 pm #

    Duckling parade!

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