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Here's what lucky viewer Kraytn won

On the last Alison Rosen Is Your New Best Friend I tried to make a construction paper four leaf clover which ended up looking like a fat green urn.

Here’s my guest Andrew Hunt, wearing the urn and showing off an orange he’d thoughtfully autographed for me (he’s Canadian and couldn’t take it back to Canada).

My second try was slightly more cloveresque (I’m wearing it in the above photo) and somehow near the end of the show you guys suggested I sign it and auction it on the show. Since I need money for the prop budget and also the construction paper budget and also my weave and my ball gowns and the horseshoes for my Clydesdales, I said ok. Kraytn won the above for fifty clams with the caveat that I throw in a signed photo. He’ll be receiving these lovelies in the mail this week.

Also on the show, we helped Koryn figure out which roommate she should select from the three she mentioned. I’m hoping to get her back on the show this Wednesday to fill us in on the roommate search. And also on the show I got married and divorced like fourteen times because that’s what happens when you’re looking for love and I have a heart too soon made glad which is a very literary and poetic reference which is the only kind I make except for when I don’t.

Oh hey, RSVP for the next show, won’t you? And feel free to inquire about all this hot junk!

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12 Responses to Here's what lucky viewer Kraytn won

  1. Kirk Holland March 22, 2010 at 2:11 pm #

    Married and divorced 14 times? #officiallyacelebrity

  2. Tony Muckleroy March 22, 2010 at 4:53 pm #

    Ahhhh that’s so sweet. You could be a scrapbooker! I’m still upset that it was STOLEN from me. ;o) At least I can have some comfort in knowing Kraytn is getting the second best picture.

  3. Kirk Holland March 22, 2010 at 10:11 pm #

    Married and divorced 14 times? #officiallyacelebrity

  4. Tony Muckleroy March 23, 2010 at 12:53 am #

    Ahhhh that's so sweet. You could be a scrapbooker! I'm still upset that it was STOLEN from me. ;o) At least I can have some comfort in knowing Kraytn is getting the second best picture.

  5. boinkity March 23, 2010 at 1:43 am #

    Did anyone notice that Joe McDonald was curled up in the corner of his room crying like a little kid when his $49 bid was overtaken by Kraytn’s? It was so sad!

  6. Joe March 23, 2010 at 4:29 am #

    I would have bid $50.01 except that would have overdrawn my checking account. But then over the weekend I found a quarter under a couch cushion. Ahhhh, what could have been…

  7. boinkity March 23, 2010 at 9:43 am #

    Did anyone notice that Joe McDonald was curled up in the corner of his room crying like a little kid when his $49 bid was overtaken by Kraytn's? It was so sad!

  8. Joe March 23, 2010 at 12:29 pm #

    I would have bid $50.01 except that would have overdrawn my checking account. But then over the weekend I found a quarter under a couch cushion. Ahhhh, what could have been…

  9. aNonymous March 23, 2010 at 6:08 pm #

    “How would we know the prize winnings are genuinely signed by you ? Can winners get a lock of your hair to ensure acquisition of an article from beloved blogger?.. ….”

  10. Tony Muckleroy March 23, 2010 at 8:06 pm #

    You know in 40 years we may have the home technology to clone our own Alison from that hair! rofl

  11. aNonymous March 24, 2010 at 2:08 am #

    “How would we know the prize winnings are genuinely signed by you ? Can winners get a lock of your hair to ensure acquisition of an article from beloved blogger?.. ….”

  12. Tony Muckleroy March 24, 2010 at 4:06 am #

    You know in 40 years we may have the home technology to clone our own Alison from that hair! rofl

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