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This is the last time, I promise.

Some of you have wondered about the placement of the dot com. I own the whole long URL but haven’t done anything with it yet (other than whip society up into a frenzy regarding the identity of their new best friend, as revealed in this logo). In other news, I just woke up. It’s pretty hard to feel good about yourself when you get up after 1pm. In my defense, it’s 10am on the west coast which is where I was born so with some fancy logic I think I could convince a child that I’m still on CA time. Are there any children reading this? Let me know and I’ll watch my language and also explain why I woke up so late. The real reason though is because of the herd of buffalo roaming back and forth outside my window which I discovered isn’t a herd of buffalo at all, but a metal sheet in the street which cars insist upon driving over creating this big warbling buffalo-esque shaky sound not unlike the way sound effect artists make it sound like it’s raining. Only if there were doing that outside my window, it would be raining buffalo.
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11 Responses to This is the last time, I promise.

  1. Jesus Novoa March 21, 2010 at 9:33 am #

    Eyes closed, looks more like you’re having fun.

  2. Tony Muckleroy March 21, 2010 at 9:34 am #

    Bottom one. Thanks for the .com info, it makes more sense now. There’s always ariynbf.com! Watch, someone just registered that domain name after reading this.

  3. skippertten March 21, 2010 at 9:37 am #

    It just seems with all these additional accesories (the duck, wavy pencil, goofy glasses) the sheer beauty of the subject and message is diluted.

  4. skippertten March 21, 2010 at 9:39 am #

    It just seems that with all these accessories (the duck, wavy pencil, goofy glasses) the sheer beauty of the subject and the message is diluted.

  5. TrappDog March 21, 2010 at 12:10 pm #

    It’s really tough, but I think I prefer eyes open. I like the new additions.

  6. boinkity March 21, 2010 at 1:07 pm #

    I’m not gonna do it! I refuse to do any more of your work without proper compensation! Where are my health benefits? I want a 401k! I’m on strike!!!

    (I like the one with the duck)

  7. Tony Muckleroy March 21, 2010 at 5:34 pm #

    Bottom one. Thanks for the .com info, it makes more sense now. There's always ariynbf.com! Watch, someone just registered that domain name after reading this.

  8. TrappDog March 21, 2010 at 8:10 pm #

    It's really tough, but I think I prefer eyes open. I like the new additions.

  9. boinkity March 21, 2010 at 9:07 pm #

    I'm not gonna do it! I refuse to do any more of your work without proper compensation! Where are my health benefits? I want a 401k! I'm on strike!!!

    (I like the one with the duck)

  10. aNonymous March 21, 2010 at 10:52 pm #

    “If you want to allay the disturbance caused by the ongoing rush of Buffalo in your vicinity, perhaps you should get a Native American friend to do the job for you…….”

  11. aNonymous March 22, 2010 at 6:52 am #

    “If you want to allay the disturbance caused by the ongoing rush of Buffalo in your vicinity, perhaps you should get a Native American friend to do the job for you…….”

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