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I didn't know we were exchanging gifts!

Earlier today I used a public restroom and this was on the inside of the door. Seems odd since my b-day isn’t ’til May. And not to sound like an ingrate, since hey, who doesn’t want a complimentary bathroom door, but I would have preferred you make a small donation in my name directly to my wallet, or that a portion of highway be named after me. I am a lady, after all.

Of course I didn’t exactly looking like one toting this thing out of there!

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10 Responses to I didn't know we were exchanging gifts!

  1. bringerofchill February 2, 2010 at 3:56 pm #

    The door wasn’t the real gift Alison, the STD on the toilet seat was the real prize.

  2. karpaydm February 2, 2010 at 4:04 pm #

    That’s better than the gifts you get in men’s public restrooms. Consider yourself lucky.

  3. Alison Rosen February 2, 2010 at 4:22 pm #

    But I already have that!

  4. bringerofchill February 2, 2010 at 4:35 pm #

    Touche

  5. bringerofchill February 2, 2010 at 11:56 pm #

    The door wasn't the real gift Alison, the STD on the toilet seat was the real prize.

  6. Scott February 3, 2010 at 12:04 am #

    That's better than the gifts you get in men's public restrooms. Consider yourself lucky.

  7. alisonrosen February 3, 2010 at 12:22 am #

    But I already have that!

  8. bringerofchill February 3, 2010 at 12:35 am #

    Touche

  9. Anonymous February 3, 2010 at 11:47 pm #

    “My mother occasionally took me to the Women’s restroom when I was under 5 years old. I now sometimes see fathers bring their daughters to the Men’s restroom. Karma I guess……..”

  10. Anonymous February 4, 2010 at 7:47 am #

    “My mother occasionally took me to the Women's restroom when I was under 5 years old. I now sometimes see fathers bring their daughters to the Men's restroom. Karma I guess……..”

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