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Despite what you might think…

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The article above is not about earmuffs, it’s about winter strolls. I feel misled, as I could use an earmuff guide right about now. And I realize it sounds as if this whole thing is an extended joke, but it’s not! I truly need earmuffs! You know, muffs for my ears!

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22 Responses to Despite what you might think…

  1. Scott January 8, 2010 at 9:51 am #

    False advertising as far as I am concerned! When something seems too good to be true (like an Earmuff guide) you must be very suspicious. I call it my “Look for the Adam's Apple” rule.

  2. Ted_Goodlove January 8, 2010 at 10:38 am #

    Speaking of guides, I wish you had a forum on here called “What would Alison do?” Where I could post questions…because sometimes during my day, I will think, I wonder what Alison would do in this situation? There was a book or show called the Oprah Effect….I wonder how the Alison Effect would turn out!?!?!?!

  3. alisonrosen January 8, 2010 at 10:42 am #

    hm. This is a good idea! WWAD? Or something without the word “wad” in it
    might be nice too. I could make a blog post called this, but perhaps it
    should be more of a forum. Thoughts?

  4. Ted_Goodlove January 8, 2010 at 11:06 am #

    Not sure…but this is important….for my contract meeting at 1:00 PM, should I wear my green & gray tie or the blue & red one? Help!

  5. alisonrosen January 8, 2010 at 11:10 am #

    blue and red!

  6. Ted_Goodlove January 8, 2010 at 11:11 am #

    Got it coach!

  7. karpaydm January 8, 2010 at 9:51 am #

    False advertising as far as I am concerned! When something seems too good to be true (like an Earmuff guide) you must be very suspicious. I call it my “Look for the Adam’s Apple” rule.

  8. eigafan January 8, 2010 at 10:23 am #

    I’m really muffed or is it miffed. I feel miffled or is it misled. I’m really confused and my unprotected ears are still painfully cold. Sniff. Blows nose with Puffs.

  9. Ted_Goodlove January 8, 2010 at 10:38 am #

    Speaking of guides, I wish you had a forum on here called “What would Alison do?” Where I could post questions…because sometimes during my day, I will think, I wonder what Alison would do in this situation? There was a book or show called the Oprah Effect….I wonder how the Alison Effect would turn out!?!?!?!

  10. Alison Rosen January 8, 2010 at 10:42 am #

    hm. This is a good idea! WWAD? Or something without the word “wad” in it
    might be nice too. I could make a blog post called this, but perhaps it
    should be more of a forum. Thoughts?

  11. Ted_Goodlove January 8, 2010 at 11:06 am #

    Not sure, I definitely don’t want to blow my WAD…but this is important….for my contract meeting at 1:00 PM, should I wear my green & gray tie or the blue & red one? Help!

  12. Alison Rosen January 8, 2010 at 11:10 am #

    blue and red!

  13. Ted_Goodlove January 8, 2010 at 11:11 am #

    Got it coach!

  14. Anonymous January 9, 2010 at 1:50 am #

    “I once did a project on Central park for my Humanities class in my community college. That was yesterday…..”

  15. Anonymous January 9, 2010 at 1:50 am #

    “I once did a project on Central park for my Humanities class in my community college. That was yesterday…..”

  16. Anonymous January 9, 2010 at 1:50 am #

    “I once did a project on Central park for my Humanities class in my community college. That was yesterday…..”

  17. Anonymous January 9, 2010 at 1:50 am #

    “I once did a project on Central park for my Humanities class in my community college. That was yesterday…..”

  18. Anonymous January 9, 2010 at 1:50 am #

    “I once did a project on Central park for my Humanities class in my community college. That was yesterday…..”

  19. Anonymous January 9, 2010 at 1:50 am #

    “I once did a project on Central park for my Humanities class in my community college. That was yesterday…..”

  20. Goldgrinch January 11, 2010 at 12:36 pm #

    Do you have the Stuff for the Muffs?

    Just wanted to let you know the Grinch was back on board. I had a hell of a Christmas.

  21. Goldgrinch January 11, 2010 at 12:36 pm #

    Do you have the Stuff for the Muffs?

    Just wanted to let you know the Grinch was back on board. I had a hell of a Christmas.

  22. Goldgrinch January 11, 2010 at 8:36 pm #

    Do you have the Stuff for the Muffs?

    Just wanted to let you know the Grinch was back on board. I had a hell of a Christmas.

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