OMG that was hysterical! the funniest thing ever on the blog….The bar is too high now….damn you Joe! I give up! I wish Joe and Alison the best! Gonna crawl back under my rock now!
Wait one second…I have one last Hail Mary pass to throw….Alison, I posted a picture of myself laying next to my Christmas Tree, wearing only a bow tie, on Myspace…..Please don't ReTweet the photo though! Merry Christmas Everyone…except you Joe!
That's funny because I originally had you saying you prefered Japanese straightening but then I changed it. Oh well, research was never my strong point.
By the way, it took me hours to get the fart to come out (so to speak) exactly right. And by hours, I mean at least 5 minutes.
Not sure if you know this but Greg recently started doing these xtranormal.com clips and showing them on Red Eye. Last night he answered viewer mail with it. Now several fans have posted their own clips on the Activity Pit. I think Greg should show some of them on the show and maybe even have a contest. It would be pretty funny.
OMG that was hysterical! the funniest thing ever on the blog….The bar is too high now….damn you Joe! I give up! I wish Joe and Alison the best! Gonna crawl back under my rock now!
Wait one second…I have one last Hail Mary pass to throw….Alison, I posted a picture of myself laying next to my Christmas Tree, wearing only a bow tie, on Myspace…..Please don’t ReTweet the photo though! Merry Christmas Everyone…except you Joe!
That’s funny because I originally had you saying you prefered Japanese straightening but then I changed it. Oh well, research was never my strong point.
By the way, it took me hours to get the fart to come out (so to speak) exactly right. And by hours, I mean at least 5 minutes.
Not sure if you know this but Greg recently started doing these xtranormal.com clips and showing them on Red Eye. Last night he answered viewer mail with it. Now several fans have posted their own clips on the Activity Pit. I think Greg should show some of them on the show and maybe even have a contest. It would be pretty funny.
Ted! You can't throw in the towel! You were wearing her down, and anyway, Joe blew it by getting the hair straightening wrong! It's meant to be, I tell you! You're the one for her! You're perfect together! You'll be so happy! Not to mention I've got fifty bucks riding on this!!
Joe is cute and nice and smart, but Ted already has asked Alison for a date, and Alison said, “Yes!” (I think Ted just was more assertive; definitely not cuter than Joe). Joe, how can you not remember that Alison gets the Japanese hair straightening? I think it's because you've missed that last couple of Ustream events, and that is ALL we talked about both of those times!
If I may be serious for a moment, believe it or not, I wanted to share some thoughts about how impressive what Alison does really is.
As some of you know, I've been posting you tube videos of various songs, including my Christmas song. Mostly for the benefit of friends, I decided to also post the raw footage of the filming I did throughout my town, and at home, which became rather silly, including my Santa decoration continually falling off the wall.
So I thought I'd precede it with a simple one minute introduction, and a shout out to the troops, (and thank you again Joe, Ted, and Mike and anyone else I've forgotten who have given of themselves for our safety and freedom.)
Anyway, despite the ease with which I'm able to mug for the camera while hiding behind a guitar, I quickly found myself taping the introduction over and over, and I'm still not completely happy with it.
Then I thought about Alison, and all the impromptu vlogs that she's done with very little editing, and the long ustream shows, (what was that last one, three hours?,) and how incredibly impressive that is. You have quite a gift Alison, and you readily share it with us. No wonder we're all crazy about you!
Ted! You can’t throw in the towel! You were wearing her down, and anyway, Joe blew it by getting the hair straightening wrong! It’s meant to be, I tell you! You’re the one for her! You’re perfect together! You’ll be so happy! Not to mention I’ve got fifty bucks riding on this!!
Joe is cute and nice and smart, but Ted already has asked Alison for a date, and Alison said, “Yes!” (I think Ted just was more assertive; definitely not cuter than Joe). Joe, how can you not remember that Alison gets the Japanese hair straightening? I think it’s because you’ve missed that last couple of Ustream events, and that is ALL we talked about both of those times!
If I may be serious for a moment, believe it or not, I wanted to share some thoughts about how impressive what Alison does really is.
As some of you know, I’ve been posting you tube videos of various songs, including my Christmas song. Mostly for the benefit of friends, I decided to also post the raw footage of the filming I did throughout my town, and at home, which became rather silly, including my Santa decoration continually falling off the wall.
So I thought I’d precede it with a simple one minute introduction, and a shout out to the troops, (and thank you again Joe, Ted, and Mike and anyone else I’ve forgotten who have given of themselves for our safety and freedom.)
Anyway, despite the ease with which I’m able to mug for the camera while hiding behind a guitar, I quickly found myself taping the introduction over and over, and I’m still not completely happy with it.
Then I thought about Alison, and all the impromptu vlogs that she’s done with very little editing, and the long ustream shows, (what was that last one, three hours?,) and how incredibly impressive that is. You have quite a gift Alison, and you readily share it with us. No wonder we’re all crazy about you!
Well said, Trapp. You can always tell when someone is really good at something because they make it look easy. Alison does that all the time. And I can really appreciate Alison's talent because one of the things I've never been comfortable with is public speaking. I can do it, but it doesn't come naturally and I don't think I ever got that good at it. I'm more of a behind-the-scenes person who can organize projects and operationally get things done.
One person I worked for at a previous job (and who later became president of the company) was an incredible public speaker. And I mean he was better than most CEOs and the people you see on TV. He had this larger-than-life personality that just drew you in. I think that's something you're born with, just like some people have a natural talent for music or writing.
Well said, Trapp. You can always tell when someone is really good at something because they make it look easy. Alison does that all the time. And I can truly appreciate Alison’s talent because one of the things I’ve never been comfortable with is public speaking. I can do it, but it doesn’t come naturally and I don’t think I ever got that good at it. I’m more of a behind-the-scenes person who can organize projects and operationally get things done.
One person I worked for at a previous job (and who later became president of the company) was an incredible public speaker. And I mean he was better than most CEOs and the people you see on TV. He had this larger-than-life personality that just drew you in. I think that’s something you’re born with, just like some people have a natural talent for music or writing.
You guys are so freakin correct…Alison is so talented and makes all this stuff look easy….and we all appreciate what she does for us!
Boink, I wouldn't be so quick to determine Joe the cuter one….you haven't seen me dressed in my traditional Tongan Kailao attire! I'm a sexy bitch!
Trapp, thanks for the “shout out” on freedom….to quote 50 Cent, “Been hit wit a few shells but I don't walk wit a limp!” Plus I'm a hippy at heart! I so appreciate the $50 bucks you put on me though (was that Dollars, Pesos or Canadian money)….but I'm not just sure how to proceed on this….
Below are my scenario dilemmas fellas…I discussed them with my masseuse Mae Ling yesterday and she just kept repeating “no pain no gain!”
Alison Rosen Dating Considerations:
#1 I do nothing and maintain the peace and harmony on the blog…this keeps everyone's blood pressure down!
#2 I ask her out but then she turns me down or “doesn't even reply” to my email! OMG, talk about “awkward.” I'd just hang up my blogging career then….but being a RosenFan means a lot to me and it's fun….plus you jerks would miss me…even Joe! It's like Trapp eluded to, I probably wore her down and she was just being nice on the live show!
#3 She says, “YES” to a “friends” lunch. Sure RoRo might be famous, have thousands of fans, hang out with celebrity muckity mucks but darn it all to heck….I'm Theodore Buford Goodlove, slightly over-weight but I have strong Trapezius muscles according to Mae Ling….that is worth something!
If only I had Dr. Rosen's advice in this situation….he'd know how to proceed! Instead I sit here eating my 3rd bag of Cheetos!
I think you should also consider the option of a double date… perhaps you and Alison can join Mama and Papa Rosen to a nice dinner in Orange County… or perhaps I can be your wingman while Alison and Courtney C sit across from us. I like the latter idea a lot!
You guys are so freakin correct…Alison is so talented and makes all this stuff look easy….and we all appreciate what she does for us!
Boink, I wouldn’t be so quick to determine Joe the cuter one….you haven’t seen me dressed in my traditional Tongan Kailao attire! I’m a sexy bitch!
Trapp, thanks for the “shout out” on freedom….to quote 50 Cent, “Been hit wit a few shells but I don’t walk wit a limp!” Plus I’m a hippy at heart! I so appreciate the $50 bucks you put on me though (was that Dollars, Pesos or Canadian money)….but I’m not so sure how to proceed on this….
Below are my scenario dilemmas fellas…I discussed them with my masseuse Mae Ling yesterday and she just kept repeating “no pain no gain!”
Alison Rosen Dating Considerations:
#1 I do nothing and maintain the peace and harmony on the blog…this keeps everyone’s blood pressure down!
#2 I ask her out but then she turns me down or “doesn’t even reply” to my email! OMG, talk about “awkward.” I’d just hang up my blogging career then….but being a RosenFan means a lot to me and it’s fun….plus you jerks would miss me…even Joe! It’s like Trapp eluded to, I probably wore her down and she was just being nice on the live show!
#3 She says, “YES” to a “friends” lunch. Sure RoRo might be famous, have thousands of fans, hang out with celebrity muckity mucks but darn it all to heck….I’m Theodore Buford Goodlove, slightly over-weight but I have strong Trapezius muscles according to Mae Ling….that is worth something!
If only I had Dr. Rosen’s advice in this situation….he’d know how to proceed! Instead I sit here eating my 3rd bag of Cheetos!
I think you should also consider the option of a double date… perhaps you and Alison can join Mama and Papa Rosen to a nice dinner in Orange County… or perhaps I can be your wingman while Alison and Courtney C sit across from us. I like the latter idea a lot!
I realize Alison recently agreed to go out on a date with Ted, but I'd like to remind everyone that almost a year ago Alison agreed to move to Mexico with me. It's on video somewhere. The only reason we haven't moved yet is because I've been looking for the perfect oceanfront home.
OK so it's only 2 rooms and there's no running water. There's a semi-fresh-water well just a quick 2 mile walk away. And the best thing is there's a medical clinic right next door so doctors can treat my ebola, crohns disease and general malaise.
Bring your bathing suit, Alison. We'll be spending a lot of time of the beach because of my claustrophobia.
I think I have really bad dyslexia because I read “general malaise” as “genital mayonnaise” and started to think to myself, “WTF is genital mayonnaise?” Fortunately I re-read that sentence, and was set straight.
I realize Alison recently agreed to go out on a date with Ted, but I’d like to remind everyone that almost a year ago Alison agreed to move to Mexico with me. It’s on video somewhere. The only reason we haven’t moved yet is because I’ve been looking for the perfect oceanfront home.
OK so it’s only 2 rooms and there’s no running water. There’s a semi-fresh-water well just a quick 2 mile walk away. And the best thing is there’s a medical clinic right next door so doctors can treat my ebola, crohns disease and general malaise.
Bring your bathing suit, Alison. We’ll be spending a lot of time on the beach because of my claustrophobia.
I think I have really bad dyslexia because I read “general malaise” as “genital mayonnaise” and started to think to myself, “WTF is genital mayonnaise?” Fortunately I re-read that sentence, and was set straight.
Also, I’m sorry Joe! I owe you an apology as I totally forgot about Alison agreeing to move to Mexico with you. I guess I got caught up with her and Ted because of the picture of her with the “I *heart* Ted” sign floating around. Also, Ted has been so aggressive lately, and you are so laid back Joe. Hmmm
OMG that was hysterical! the funniest thing ever on the blog….The bar is too high now….damn you Joe! I give up! I wish Joe and Alison the best! Gonna crawl back under my rock now!
Wait one second…I have one last Hail Mary pass to throw….Alison, I posted a picture of myself laying next to my Christmas Tree, wearing only a bow tie, on Myspace…..Please don't ReTweet the photo though! Merry Christmas Everyone…except you Joe!
That's funny because I originally had you saying you prefered Japanese straightening but then I changed it. Oh well, research was never my strong point.
By the way, it took me hours to get the fart to come out (so to speak) exactly right. And by hours, I mean at least 5 minutes.
Not sure if you know this but Greg recently started doing these xtranormal.com clips and showing them on Red Eye. Last night he answered viewer mail with it. Now several fans have posted their own clips on the Activity Pit. I think Greg should show some of them on the show and maybe even have a contest. It would be pretty funny.
Hey, I have that picture! My computer started smoking when I tried to print it!!
Notice that in his fantasy, you look like a Japanese schoolgirl… I bet he’s pleased that you actually prefer Japanese straightening.
OMG that was hysterical! the funniest thing ever on the blog….The bar is too high now….damn you Joe! I give up! I wish Joe and Alison the best! Gonna crawl back under my rock now!
Wait one second…I have one last Hail Mary pass to throw….Alison, I posted a picture of myself laying next to my Christmas Tree, wearing only a bow tie, on Myspace…..Please don’t ReTweet the photo though! Merry Christmas Everyone…except you Joe!
That’s funny because I originally had you saying you prefered Japanese straightening but then I changed it. Oh well, research was never my strong point.
By the way, it took me hours to get the fart to come out (so to speak) exactly right. And by hours, I mean at least 5 minutes.
Not sure if you know this but Greg recently started doing these xtranormal.com clips and showing them on Red Eye. Last night he answered viewer mail with it. Now several fans have posted their own clips on the Activity Pit. I think Greg should show some of them on the show and maybe even have a contest. It would be pretty funny.
Hey, I have that picture! My computer started smoking when I tried to print it!!
Ted! You can't throw in the towel! You were wearing her down, and anyway, Joe blew it by getting the hair straightening wrong! It's meant to be, I tell you! You're the one for her! You're perfect together! You'll be so happy! Not to mention I've got fifty bucks riding on this!!
Joe is cute and nice and smart, but Ted already has asked Alison for a date, and Alison said, “Yes!” (I think Ted just was more assertive; definitely not cuter than Joe). Joe, how can you not remember that Alison gets the Japanese hair straightening? I think it's because you've missed that last couple of Ustream events, and that is ALL we talked about both of those times!
If I may be serious for a moment, believe it or not, I wanted to share some thoughts about how impressive what Alison does really is.
As some of you know, I've been posting you tube videos of various songs, including my Christmas song. Mostly for the benefit of friends, I decided to also post the raw footage of the filming I did throughout my town, and at home, which became rather silly, including my Santa decoration continually falling off the wall.
So I thought I'd precede it with a simple one minute introduction, and a shout out to the troops, (and thank you again Joe, Ted, and Mike and anyone else I've forgotten who have given of themselves for our safety and freedom.)
Anyway, despite the ease with which I'm able to mug for the camera while hiding behind a guitar, I quickly found myself taping the introduction over and over, and I'm still not completely happy with it.
Then I thought about Alison, and all the impromptu vlogs that she's done with very little editing, and the long ustream shows, (what was that last one, three hours?,) and how incredibly impressive that is. You have quite a gift Alison, and you readily share it with us. No wonder we're all crazy about you!
Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays to all!
Ted! You can’t throw in the towel! You were wearing her down, and anyway, Joe blew it by getting the hair straightening wrong! It’s meant to be, I tell you! You’re the one for her! You’re perfect together! You’ll be so happy! Not to mention I’ve got fifty bucks riding on this!!
Very entertaining application. I gave it a try, and made a brief personal introduction. Beware the cheesy ending.
http://www.xtranormal.com/watch/5852027/
Joe is cute and nice and smart, but Ted already has asked Alison for a date, and Alison said, “Yes!” (I think Ted just was more assertive; definitely not cuter than Joe). Joe, how can you not remember that Alison gets the Japanese hair straightening? I think it’s because you’ve missed that last couple of Ustream events, and that is ALL we talked about both of those times!
If I may be serious for a moment, believe it or not, I wanted to share some thoughts about how impressive what Alison does really is.
As some of you know, I’ve been posting you tube videos of various songs, including my Christmas song. Mostly for the benefit of friends, I decided to also post the raw footage of the filming I did throughout my town, and at home, which became rather silly, including my Santa decoration continually falling off the wall.
So I thought I’d precede it with a simple one minute introduction, and a shout out to the troops, (and thank you again Joe, Ted, and Mike and anyone else I’ve forgotten who have given of themselves for our safety and freedom.)
Anyway, despite the ease with which I’m able to mug for the camera while hiding behind a guitar, I quickly found myself taping the introduction over and over, and I’m still not completely happy with it.
Then I thought about Alison, and all the impromptu vlogs that she’s done with very little editing, and the long ustream shows, (what was that last one, three hours?,) and how incredibly impressive that is. You have quite a gift Alison, and you readily share it with us. No wonder we’re all crazy about you!
Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays to all!
Well said, Trapp. You can always tell when someone is really good at something because they make it look easy. Alison does that all the time. And I can really appreciate Alison's talent because one of the things I've never been comfortable with is public speaking. I can do it, but it doesn't come naturally and I don't think I ever got that good at it. I'm more of a behind-the-scenes person who can organize projects and operationally get things done.
One person I worked for at a previous job (and who later became president of the company) was an incredible public speaker. And I mean he was better than most CEOs and the people you see on TV. He had this larger-than-life personality that just drew you in. I think that's something you're born with, just like some people have a natural talent for music or writing.
I know! But I also confuse Japanese people with Brazilian people, so that might explain it.
Well said, Trapp. You can always tell when someone is really good at something because they make it look easy. Alison does that all the time. And I can truly appreciate Alison’s talent because one of the things I’ve never been comfortable with is public speaking. I can do it, but it doesn’t come naturally and I don’t think I ever got that good at it. I’m more of a behind-the-scenes person who can organize projects and operationally get things done.
One person I worked for at a previous job (and who later became president of the company) was an incredible public speaker. And I mean he was better than most CEOs and the people you see on TV. He had this larger-than-life personality that just drew you in. I think that’s something you’re born with, just like some people have a natural talent for music or writing.
Oh also, here’s that clip of “Robot Greg” doing the Mail Time segment on Red Eye: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q8udKVCFJH0
I know! But I also confuse Japanese people with Brazilian people, so that might explain it.
What up my little Spicy Chinchillas!?!?!?!!
You guys are so freakin correct…Alison is so talented and makes all this stuff look easy….and we all appreciate what she does for us!
Boink, I wouldn't be so quick to determine Joe the cuter one….you haven't seen me dressed in my traditional Tongan Kailao attire! I'm a sexy bitch!
Trapp, thanks for the “shout out” on freedom….to quote 50 Cent, “Been hit wit a few shells but I don't walk wit a limp!” Plus I'm a hippy at heart! I so appreciate the $50 bucks you put on me though (was that Dollars, Pesos or Canadian money)….but I'm not just sure how to proceed on this….
Below are my scenario dilemmas fellas…I discussed them with my masseuse Mae Ling yesterday and she just kept repeating “no pain no gain!”
Alison Rosen Dating Considerations:
#1 I do nothing and maintain the peace and harmony on the blog…this keeps everyone's blood pressure down!
#2 I ask her out but then she turns me down or “doesn't even reply” to my email! OMG, talk about “awkward.” I'd just hang up my blogging career then….but being a RosenFan means a lot to me and it's fun….plus you jerks would miss me…even Joe! It's like Trapp eluded to, I probably wore her down and she was just being nice on the live show!
#3 She says, “YES” to a “friends” lunch. Sure RoRo might be famous, have thousands of fans, hang out with celebrity muckity mucks but darn it all to heck….I'm Theodore Buford Goodlove, slightly over-weight but I have strong Trapezius muscles according to Mae Ling….that is worth something!
If only I had Dr. Rosen's advice in this situation….he'd know how to proceed! Instead I sit here eating my 3rd bag of Cheetos!
I know it was hot photo Joe…maybe too hot (sorry about the printer)! I'm sure you could appreciate that I had shaved “Got Date” into my chest hair!
I think you should also consider the option of a double date… perhaps you and Alison can join Mama and Papa Rosen to a nice dinner in Orange County… or perhaps I can be your wingman while Alison and Courtney C sit across from us. I like the latter idea a lot!
What up my little Spicy Chinchillas!?!?!?!!
You guys are so freakin correct…Alison is so talented and makes all this stuff look easy….and we all appreciate what she does for us!
Boink, I wouldn’t be so quick to determine Joe the cuter one….you haven’t seen me dressed in my traditional Tongan Kailao attire! I’m a sexy bitch!
Trapp, thanks for the “shout out” on freedom….to quote 50 Cent, “Been hit wit a few shells but I don’t walk wit a limp!” Plus I’m a hippy at heart! I so appreciate the $50 bucks you put on me though (was that Dollars, Pesos or Canadian money)….but I’m not so sure how to proceed on this….
Below are my scenario dilemmas fellas…I discussed them with my masseuse Mae Ling yesterday and she just kept repeating “no pain no gain!”
Alison Rosen Dating Considerations:
#1 I do nothing and maintain the peace and harmony on the blog…this keeps everyone’s blood pressure down!
#2 I ask her out but then she turns me down or “doesn’t even reply” to my email! OMG, talk about “awkward.” I’d just hang up my blogging career then….but being a RosenFan means a lot to me and it’s fun….plus you jerks would miss me…even Joe! It’s like Trapp eluded to, I probably wore her down and she was just being nice on the live show!
#3 She says, “YES” to a “friends” lunch. Sure RoRo might be famous, have thousands of fans, hang out with celebrity muckity mucks but darn it all to heck….I’m Theodore Buford Goodlove, slightly over-weight but I have strong Trapezius muscles according to Mae Ling….that is worth something!
If only I had Dr. Rosen’s advice in this situation….he’d know how to proceed! Instead I sit here eating my 3rd bag of Cheetos!
I know it was hot photo Joe…maybe too hot (sorry about the printer)! I’m sure you could appreciate that I had shaved “Got Date” into my chest hair!
I think you should also consider the option of a double date… perhaps you and Alison can join Mama and Papa Rosen to a nice dinner in Orange County… or perhaps I can be your wingman while Alison and Courtney C sit across from us. I like the latter idea a lot!
I realize Alison recently agreed to go out on a date with Ted, but I'd like to remind everyone that almost a year ago Alison agreed to move to Mexico with me. It's on video somewhere. The only reason we haven't moved yet is because I've been looking for the perfect oceanfront home.
Well the good news is I finally found it: http://tinyurl.com/ydymuqn
OK so it's only 2 rooms and there's no running water. There's a semi-fresh-water well just a quick 2 mile walk away. And the best thing is there's a medical clinic right next door so doctors can treat my ebola, crohns disease and general malaise.
Bring your bathing suit, Alison. We'll be spending a lot of time of the beach because of my claustrophobia.
I think I have really bad dyslexia because I read “general malaise” as “genital mayonnaise” and started to think to myself, “WTF is genital mayonnaise?” Fortunately I re-read that sentence, and was set straight.
I realize Alison recently agreed to go out on a date with Ted, but I’d like to remind everyone that almost a year ago Alison agreed to move to Mexico with me. It’s on video somewhere. The only reason we haven’t moved yet is because I’ve been looking for the perfect oceanfront home.
Well the good news is I finally found it: http://tinyurl.com/ydymuqn
OK so it’s only 2 rooms and there’s no running water. There’s a semi-fresh-water well just a quick 2 mile walk away. And the best thing is there’s a medical clinic right next door so doctors can treat my ebola, crohns disease and general malaise.
Bring your bathing suit, Alison. We’ll be spending a lot of time on the beach because of my claustrophobia.
I think I have really bad dyslexia because I read “general malaise” as “genital mayonnaise” and started to think to myself, “WTF is genital mayonnaise?” Fortunately I re-read that sentence, and was set straight.
Also, I’m sorry Joe! I owe you an apology as I totally forgot about Alison agreeing to move to Mexico with you. I guess I got caught up with her and Ted because of the picture of her with the “I *heart* Ted” sign floating around. Also, Ted has been so aggressive lately, and you are so laid back Joe. Hmmm
I'm sick and none of you assholes care! All you can talk about is genital mayonnaise and Mexico! Whatever!
Ted, I hope you feel better soon!
I’m sick and none of you assholes care! All you can talk about is genital mayonnaise and Mexico! Whatever!
He has mayonnaise on his genitals… he'll be better when he get's mustard there too.
That's sick.. totally sick! Get well soon Teddyrooskie!
Ted, I hope you feel better soon!
I love you guys!
He has mayonnaise on his genitals… he’ll be better when he get’s mustard there too.
That’s sick.. totally sick! Get well soon Teddyrooskie!
I'm sick and none of you assholes care! All you can talk about is genital mayonnaise and Mexico! Whatever!
I love you guys! Even Joe…just not so much all the time!
Ted, I hope you feel better soon!
He has mayonnaise on his genitals… he'll be better when he get's mustard there too.
That's sick.. totally sick! Get well soon Teddyrooskie!
I love you guys! Even Joe…just not so much all the time!