Okay I have an important question: What kind of toilet paper do you guys use? Because I keep buying Cottonelle which then breaks apart in my hand and if I wanted a fistful of my own ass I would just forgo toilet paper altogether. Then again, I’m very averse to something like Charmin Ultra Strong because once I bought it accidentally and it’s like a scouring pad for your butt. It’s like a butt buff puff. An ass loofah. I realize I’m likely alienating many of you by even talking about this. It’s for a friend. A friend who occasionally uses the bathroom. I myself merely go in there to do my hair which always looks great anyway.
Scotts, can't use any other, I can't believe I actually tok the time to answer your question.
I've always wanted one of those Japanese toilet thingies that massage the tush and wash it afterwards. But in regards to the question, I buy the one with the puppy. http://www.kleenexpuppy.com.au/
Cottonelle is one of the worse, I am a Scott man myself. Charmin is for sissys
Scotts, can’t use any other, I can’t believe I actually tok the time to answer your question.
I’ve always wanted one of those Japanese toilet thingies that massage the tush and wash it afterwards. But in regards to the question, I buy the one with the puppy. http://www.kleenexpuppy.com.au/
Cottonelle is one of the worse, I am a Scott man myself. Charmin is for sissys
I use angel soft
Charmin ULTRA-STRONG….sounds like that might work good for you.
I use angel soft
I'm surprised you're writing about this. Or you can just layer it a couple times to make it thicker?
Charmin ULTRA-STRONG….sounds like that might work good for you.
After years of being unhappy with pretty much every toilet paper I've ever purchased, I decided that I should look into getting a bidet. Well, those things are outrageously expensive. So… now I use a Waterpik and a soft wash cloth.
Scott 1000!
I’m surprised you’re writing about this. Or you can just layer it a couple times to make it thicker?
After years of being unhappy with pretty much every toilet paper I’ve ever purchased, I decided that I should look into getting a bidet. Well, those things are outrageously expensive. So… now I use a Waterpik and a soft wash cloth.
Scott 1000!
Is that like a fist full of dollars?
If you're wearing through the paper, I think maybe your putting to much effort into the act.
Also I'm with Stefan_MK1, I totally want one of those Japanese robot toilets.
Is that like a fist full of dollars?
If you’re wearing through the paper, I think maybe your putting to much effort into the act.
Also I’m with Stefan_MK1, I totally want one of those Japanese robot toilets.
Northern quilted. ONLY. My ass is a temple, and it should be lightly buffed with quilting. Do you buff temples? Should I have picked a better metaphor? My ass is like an golden statue. There. That's better.
Northern quilted. ONLY. My ass is a temple, and it should be lightly buffed with quilting. Do you buff temples? Should I have picked a better metaphor? My ass is like an golden statue. There. That’s better.
“Ha ha ha good one ALison, everybody knows you don't sh*t.That's how perfect you really are…..”
“Ha ha ha good one ALison, everybody knows you don’t sh*t.That’s how perfect you really are…..”
I feel alienated. You're not dragging me into a discussion on TP. This is even lower than fart humor.
Why don't we discuss tampons & panty liners & sanitary napkins while were at it.
I feel alienated.
Scott is the way to go. They even have a softer style now. It is strong. Doesn't feel like wiping with a cotton ball. Plus, the roll lasts much longer than any other brand.
Scott is the way to go. They even have a softer style now. It is strong. Doesn’t feel like wiping with a cotton ball. Plus, the roll lasts much longer than any other brand.
Due to the economy, I've had to stop using toilet paper!
Due to the economy, I’ve had to stop using toilet paper!
Wasn't 'Fistful of My Own Ass” Eastwood's first spaghetti-porno?
Wasn’t ‘Fistful of My Own Ass” Eastwood’s first spaghetti-porno?
Wasn't 'Fistful of My Own Ass” Eastwood's first spaghetti-porno?