If you recognize that last name it’s because Alfred is Bill Schulz from Red Eye’s younger brother. He’s a DJ moving to New York in a couple days. Listen and watch as I ask him probing questions about dogs. Seriously, apparently dogs were all I cared about this morning because I found a way to drive the conversation back to them repeatedly. I was like a pit bull, you know? Now if you’ll excuse me I’m going to go lift my leg on something. Or squat which would be more gender-appropriate.
They need to get Alfred on Red Eye. I think he would be a great guest.
The saddest Disney movie has to be Bambi. Those terrible hunters killed Bambi's mother (Hunters = Bad) and then later on people burn down the forest (People = Bad).
I hope little Button arrives in your home soon, Alison! Here is the email I will be sending to Petfinder later today:
Dear Petfinder,
I am writing on behalf of Alison Rosen who would like to adopt Button, the Maltese Pomeranian. I am a 5 year old Beagle and was adopted by Alison 4 years ago. Alison is very kind, although firm when necessary. She only occasionally hits me with the newspaper (never more than 3 times a day). She's always here to care for me, except for Friday nights when she's out until at least 3 am (and then for some reason she walks and talks funny when she gets home).
So please let Alison adopt Button. It would be nice to share my tiny little box with someone on long, lonely nights.
SIncerely,
Rocky
P.S. Does Button have any chew toys? Alison won't let me have chew toys.
They need to get Alfred on Red Eye. I think he would be a great guest.
The saddest Disney movie has to be Bambi. Those terrible hunters killed Bambi’s mother (Hunters = Bad) and then later on people burned down the forest (People = Bad).
I hope little Button arrives in your home soon, Alison! Here’s the email I will be sending to Petfinder later today:
Dear Petfinder,
I am writing on behalf of Alison Rosen who would like to adopt Button, the Maltese Pomeranian. I am a 5 year old Beagle and was adopted by Alison 4 years ago. Alison is very kind, although firm when necessary. She only occasionally hits me with the newspaper (never more than 3 times a day). She’s always here to care for me, except for Friday nights when she’s out until at least 3 am (and then for some reason she walks and talks funny when she gets home).
So please let Alison adopt Button. It would be nice to share my tiny little box with someone on long, lonely nights.
SIncerely,
Rocky
P.S. Does Button have any chew toys? Alison won’t buy me chew toys.
I thought Alfred already lived in Gotham City?
I loved your “Multi-Tasking” intro….that was funny! Great interview with Alfred! I wonder if I have a radio voice inside me! ?!?!!?
I thought Alfred already lived in Gotham City?
I loved your “Multi-Tasking” intro….that was funny! Great interview with Alfred! I wonder if I have a radio voice inside me! ?!?!!?
I thought Alfred already lived in Gotham City?
I loved your “Multi-Tasking” intro….that was funny! Great interview with Alfred! I wonder if I have a radio voice inside me! ?!?!!?