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Hi, I'm a trash magnet

I have a problem throwing stuff out as evidenced both by the fact that I don’t even own a real trash can and the clanging sound out I make when I walk into a room. “Oh, don’t mind me,” I say, laughing at the empty tuna cans and balls of tinfoil which have adhered to my backside like unconventional wind chimes. I was going to refer to them as foul-smelling wind chimes but the thing is that of course I rinse out the cans before sticking them on my butt. I’m not some kind of idiot.

Anyway, I loved this post by Chris Hardwick. Any day now I’m totally going to take it to heart.

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9 Responses to Hi, I'm a trash magnet

  1. Anonymous June 9, 2009 at 1:16 pm #

    “Were you nominated for the Webby awards ?”

  2. zippi dee do dont June 9, 2009 at 2:47 pm #

    The worst trash is always found in your head Alison.

    ALWAYS IN YOUR HEAD !!

  3. alisonrosen June 9, 2009 at 2:57 pm #

    I find that comment to be neither productive nor nice!

  4. Anonymous June 9, 2009 at 12:16 pm #

    “Were you nominated for the Webby awards ?”

  5. zippi dee do dont June 9, 2009 at 1:47 pm #

    The worst trash is always found in your head Alison.

    ALWAYS IN YOUR HEAD !!

  6. Alison Rosen June 9, 2009 at 1:57 pm #

    I find that comment to be neither productive nor nice!

  7. Anonymous June 9, 2009 at 8:16 pm #

    “Were you nominated for the Webby awards ?”

  8. zippi dee do dont June 9, 2009 at 9:47 pm #

    The worst trash is always found in your head Alison.

    ALWAYS IN YOUR HEAD !!

  9. alisonrosen June 9, 2009 at 9:57 pm #

    I find that comment to be neither productive nor nice!

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