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Before and After phrases that will never appear on Wheel of Fortune

By on March 30, 2009 in comedy, lists

Save the date rape

All of a sudden infant death syndrome

Out of the blue balls

Studying for the big final solution

Have mercy killing

You’re golden showers

Not my cup of tea bagging

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18 Responses to Before and After phrases that will never appear on Wheel of Fortune

  1. Michael R March 30, 2009 at 5:42 pm #

    Comedy gold.

  2. Anonymous March 30, 2009 at 5:55 pm #

    Haha! Love it.

  3. Rich March 30, 2009 at 5:56 pm #

    Pardon my French tickler. Haha.

    Yours are better. 🙂

  4. It Takes Balls March 30, 2009 at 5:58 pm #

    Brilliant! Comedic genius in the body of a hottie.

    On the other hand job
    Look before you leap to your death
    Penny for your thoughts on pedophilia
    No means no more tears

  5. Rich March 30, 2009 at 6:01 pm #

    Top of the morning wood.

    I’m really done now.

  6. Cher March 30, 2009 at 8:38 pm #

    Love the list!

  7. Toddrod March 30, 2009 at 10:34 pm #

    Alison!?!? Your Dad didn’t really give you the Before and After phrase that you shared in that tweet, did he?!?!

    If it’s true, I’ve totally misunderstood where he comes from for the past few months since I’ve been following your blog! I’m so embarrassed!

    Toddrod

  8. Anonymous March 31, 2009 at 12:53 am #

    “Contribute it on Listology.com if you want.”

  9. Jaqob Jackson March 31, 2009 at 2:04 am #

     
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  10. Joe March 31, 2009 at 5:55 am #

    Those are great!

    I’m trying to think of some and I can’t. I’m mentally constipated this morning.

  11. karpaydm March 31, 2009 at 5:55 am #

    This is hilarious!

    I won’t even bother trying to come up with more since yours are so good!

    KarpayDM

  12. Trapp March 31, 2009 at 9:11 pm #

    Very funny.

    Is Pat Sajak still the guy who does the show? These would work best if he didn’t know about them ahead of time.

    I’m not sure which I prefer, the embarrassingly dirty ones, or depressingly horrible ones.

    Either way, the studio audience will leave in stunned silence.

  13. Jaqob Jackson March 31, 2009 at 11:58 pm #

    Not to pretend that I am the Commander In Chief Offender, but the captcha for this post is FORTARD.

    Sounds like a combination of the word FORGET and RETARD.

    If you’re a forgetful retard then that would make you a fortard.

    Don’t thank me for that, thank Blogger.

  14. Jaqob Jackson April 1, 2009 at 12:06 am #

    Oh yeah, speaking of GOLDEN SHOWERS I saw this pic with the caption “A-Rod enjoyss a golden shower”. HAHAHAHA

    http://www.blogsmithmedia.com/stadium.weblogsinc.com/tmz/images/2009/03/celebrity_champagne_wine_gossip_01_0009_Layer_7_full.jpg

    This Dita Von Teese champagne shower is super hot
    http://www.blogsmithmedia.com/stadium.weblogsinc.com/tmz/images/2009/03/celebrity_champagne_wine_gossip_01_0001_Layer_15_full.jpg

  15. Randy April 1, 2009 at 5:36 pm #

    I certainly hope you’ve submitted these to McSweeney’s.

  16. Jdowgg99 September 14, 2012 at 7:09 pm #

    How bout Pat Sajax me off. My personal fav

  17. Jdowgg99 September 14, 2012 at 6:09 pm #

    How bout Pat Sajax me off. My personal fav

  18. Jdowgg99 September 15, 2012 at 2:09 am #

    How bout Pat Sajax me off. My personal fav

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