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Another note to my blog readers

You guys, I’m so sorry for not blogging with the frequency you’ve come to expect from me. I’m ass high in video editing right now and also tonight I’m going to see Will Ferrell on Broadway which makes two events in two nights so you can imagine how wiped out I am! Just kidding. Or am I?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

Also, I believe I had other stuff to say. Oh yeah, I’m working on my forthcoming McSweeney’s thingamaroo so when I have funny thoughts I now siphon them off to that column instead of instantly post them here which I know is a bummer. Except instead of siphoning them off and actually writing them, I just siphon them off into the corner of my brain where I put ideas and also old shoes and love letters and quarters. If it looks like my head is tilting to the right it’s because I need to take my brain to CoinStar.

Incidentally I’ve never actually used a CoinStar but my friends who were in a band called the Rome Apples wrote a song about CoinStar.

But I also have some things to say here that I just haven’t had time to say yet.

Oh! Also, new one up on Alison and Wendy.

Also, I love you guys.

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0 Responses to Another note to my blog readers

  1. Prototype 3: Rise of the Machine March 13, 2009 at 2:01 pm #

    Aww…it’s ok Alison, we understand.

    “McSweeney’s thingamaroo”? What’s that? And what are you talking about? Did I miss something?

    Am I the only person who doesn’t find Will Ferrell funny? The only real comedians to ever come out of SNL are Chris Kattan and Horatio Sanz. But have fun with that, if indeed you are going.

  2. WFG March 13, 2009 at 2:31 pm #

    Let me know if my dumbass suggestions about Digg works. Dumbass=perfect, btw. Even if it screws things up.

  3. Scott March 13, 2009 at 2:32 pm #

    I thought you you were supposed to be on Red Eye tonight?

    Are you blowing off Red Eye to go see Will Ferrell’s dumbass show about ‘W’?

  4. Trapp March 13, 2009 at 4:24 pm #

    If you really love us, then you will go with Joe to his High School dance.

    Then you will go with each of us to our various events.

    I think I’ll choose something like a Star Trek convention, and insist that we dress up in the most embarrassing costumes possible.

    Even better, some family event, where we would introduce you to everyone as our fiance.

  5. Your BFF Ted March 13, 2009 at 5:50 pm #

    We love you too! Hey, can you update the Anna David Blog Link to her new site please….I always come here first then click over there….I don’t mind eCheating on you but I feel like if I bookmark her then it’s official…so for now I just like to click on your link!

    Enjoy Will Ferrell!

  6. Kurtis March 13, 2009 at 6:38 pm #

    I can accept you holding back on us, the faithful readers, but you know your success is what we ( well at least I do) want.

  7. Toddrod March 13, 2009 at 9:25 pm #

    Hey Alison and hey my fellow bloggers. I will be away for a little while. I’m gonna be far away. I won’t even be able to make any comments on Alison’s blog. Yes, it is true. I will be in the barren wasteland known as Las Vegas, Nevada. If I decide to take any time to go onto the internet, I’ll let you know how things are going there. However, there is a possibility, albeit very small, that I will never blog again. So, I hope for the best, and heaven forbid I should win a jackpot because that would mean I will forever live in that hell hole, Las Vegas.

    Toddrod

  8. Steve Spagnuolo March 14, 2009 at 12:34 am #

    Surprised you got no Billie Mays in any of your ads. Also, that’s one funny pic Scott has there. Reminds me of why NBC still survives despite being fourth place and of course Cramer (no, not Kramer.).

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