The delightful (and by delightful I mean perverted) Jim Norton stopped by this episode of Alison Rosen Is Your New Friend to discuss his new stand up special Jim Norton: Please Be Offended, juicy butts, bathing routines, relationships, anger, sobriety and a lot of other stuff including our mutual love of Alan Alda. Jim is the author of Happy Endings and I Hate Your Guts and a regular on Opie and Anthony, Red Eye and the Tonight Show. In this episode we also discussed Things You Never Hear People Say with Alfred Schulz and did a round of Just Me Or Everyone (click here to see the JMOEs we put on the screen) and Topic Sombrero. AND MORE.
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related: here’s a photo from when I read Jim’s book a couple year’s ago
Here’s the video of Jim approaching NOT Nick Jonas that we talked about in the episode:
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Alison Rosen is the Mary Tyler Moore of this generation,shes breathtaking,funny,smart and un like Mary Tyler Moore can play bass,maybe thats why shes aware of Les Claypool,the Angoras are great because they did not latch on to the current trend,they have a good sense of music and what people, need to here but, have no sense of anything else because there radio will not provide it………….Im sure I misspelled Everything.
There was a time not long ago when I used to tell everyone that Jim Norton and Alison would make a really cute couple. The picture above just proves to me that I am 100% right. It's too bad that they never hooked up… as far as we know.
There was a time not long ago when I used to tell everyone that Jim Norton and Alison would make a really cute couple. The picture above just proves to me that I am 100% right. It’s too bad that they never hooked up… as far as we know.
I travel alot (work/pleasure) & I have to say that your podcast really help with jet-lag when other means disappoint. Smart & cheeky intellect. oh, you were great on red eye ! have a great 4th of July …Time to write a book Alison 🙂
I travel alot (work/pleasure) & I have to say that your podcast really help with jet-lag when other means disappoint. Smart & cheeky intellect. oh, you were great on red eye ! have a great 4th of July …Time to write a book Alison 🙂
In a throwaway comment, Alison wondered if men like ass because it reminds them of breasts. I've read before that it's actually the other way around. I'll let cracked.com explain:
http://www.cracked.com/article…
Boy, today's podcast could not be more timely for me. I'm on “day one” of my sobriety. I have been prescribed Antabuse, which will make me stay on the wagon. Anyway, I have stuggled with this addiction for about four years, resulting in a lot of alcohol, sex, meaningless relationships, all the while so deserate to fill a void. Hearing you and Jim talk so openly, really makes me feel I'm not alone in all of this confusion. Thank you, both. And Alison, I do feel like you're my new best friend! 🙂
ur sooo hot, funny, & intelligent!
In a throwaway comment, Alison wondered if men like ass because it reminds them of breasts. I’ve read before that it’s actually the other way around. I’ll let cracked.com explain:
http://www.cracked.com/article_19834_5-scientific-explanations-your-sexual-perversions_p2.html
Boy, today’s podcast could not be more timely for me. I’m on “day one” of my sobriety. I have been prescribed Antabuse, which will make me stay on the wagon. Anyway, I have stuggled with this addiction for about four years, resulting in a lot of alcohol, sex, meaningless relationships, all the while so deserate to fill a void. Hearing you and Jim talk so openly, really makes me feel I’m not alone in all of this confusion. Thank you, both. And Alison, I do feel like you’re my new best friend! 🙂
Why is it that when a chick plays or played in a band, that people sometimes mistakenly think the chick is the bass player? This never happened on the Muppets with their band
ur sooo hot, funny, & intelligent!
Best of luck to you. I know that “filling the void” thing too well… Hang in there.
thank you!
I remember!
I wonder about this as well! Janice was the bass player in the Muppets, right?
Why is it that when a chick plays or played in a band, that people sometimes mistakenly think the chick is the bass player? This never happened on the Muppets with their band
Best of luck to you. I know that “filling the void” thing too well… Hang in there.
thank you!
I remember!
I wonder about this as well! Janice was the bass player in the Muppets, right?
Wow, you have some crazy good memory, AliRo! I sometimes forget that Animal was the drummer!
It bums me out how alcohol is such a crucial part of socializing for many people. Their whole night seems to revolve around it. They can't possibly have a good time without being in an altered state of mind. I attempted to quit drinking this year but only made it to March. It's tough to stay on the wagon when your friends start treating you differently and stop inviting you out. Props to Jim for staying sober all these years, and good luck to you Betsy.
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P.S. Hi Alison! I don't use a wash cloth in the shower. Us hand scrubbers must stick together!
Love you Alison, and I know you love me because you said so in your intro!
Before this interview, I just thought of Norton as kind of a dirty pervert. Honesty, candor, openness are so compelling and valuable they trump almost everything to me. Super awesome episode!
How many angry worded emails from minority groups have you fielded, regarding your “I'm comfortable around browns” comment? For shame, Rosen.
Hey Alison, when is your book gonna happen? I’ve been a fan since you were on The 404, I freaked out when you did your first show as News Girl Finalist. You have pretty hair.
Oh, and haters gonna hate.
Wow, you have some crazy good memory, AliRo! I sometimes forget that Animal was the drummer!
It bums me out how alcohol is such a crucial part of socializing for many people. Their whole night seems to revolve around it. They can’t possibly have a good time without being in an altered state of mind. I attempted to quit drinking this year but only made it to March. It’s tough to stay on the wagon when your friends start treating you differently and stop inviting you out. Props to Jim for staying sober all these years, and good luck to you Betsy.
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P.S. Hi Alison! I don’t use a wash cloth in the shower. Us hand scrubbers must stick together!
Love you Alison, and I know you love me because you said so in your intro!
Before this interview, I just thought of Norton as kind of a dirty pervert. Honesty, candor, openness are so compelling and valuable they trump almost everything to me. Super awesome episode!
How many angry worded emails from minority groups have you fielded, regarding your “I’m comfortable around browns” comment? For shame, Rosen.
Hey Alison,
Listened to your show specifically for Jim Norton, and was not disappointed. There's no comparison with his appearance on your show vs. Adam's, and I was particularly impressed with how you opened yourself up to match Jim's openness. It rivals Maron's interview with Jim because of your willingness to expose yourself. Fantastic. Keep it up, I'll keep listening.
Has anyone heard Norton's stand up? Is he actually funny or just the same eyebrowless lesbian trucker talking about his dirty spot. And the audience for this is who?
Hey Alison,
Listened to your show specifically for Jim Norton, and was not disappointed. There’s no comparison with his appearance on your show vs. Adam’s, and I was particularly impressed with how you opened yourself up to match Jim’s openness. It rivals Maron’s interview with Jim because of your willingness to expose yourself. Fantastic. Keep it up, I’ll keep listening.
Has anyone heard Norton’s stand up? Is he actually funny or just the same eyebrowless lesbian trucker talking about his dirty spot. And the audience for this is who?
A little late, but I just wanted to chime in and point out that it was hilarious that your guests (and friends!) left you hanging out to try about your “number”, during the last live show. I'm sure it didn't seem so at the time, but it was gold.
A little late, but I just wanted to chime in and point out that it was hilarious that your guests (and friends!) left you hanging out to try about your “number”, during the last live show. I’m sure it didn’t seem so at the time, but it was gold.
Alison, your podcasts make me squirm…they often come off as Adam's post podcast sloppy-second guest therapy sessions. They tend to stray into creepy territory and you do tend to put yourself out there too far (in my opinion). I always feel like “I shouldn't be listening to this.” …Kinda like Adam's rants about people oversharing. On a related note, I would've loved to see Jessie Ventura fold Jim Norton into a pretzel…then piss on him (much to that little troll's delight).
I think Janice played guitar and Floyd played bass. Wouldn't it be great if we got in a big argument over the Muppets' band?
I'm glad Jim Norton referenced his appearance at the Gene Simmons roast. He was so great there. One of the best bits I've seen.
Alison, your podcasts make me squirm…they often come off as Adam’s post podcast sloppy-second guest therapy sessions. They tend to stray into creepy territory and you do tend to put yourself out there too far (in my opinion). I always feel like “I shouldn’t be listening to this.” …Kinda like Adam’s rants about people oversharing. On a related note, I would’ve loved to see Jessie Ventura fold Jim Norton into a pretzel…then piss on him (much to that little troll’s delight).
Thanks for adding the song at the end feels like the anti-bikini kill loved it
Jim went home and fapped to Alison with his limp noodle. True story.
Alison-
Really enjoyed the Podcast with Jim. It was the one bright spot in what was very dark day for me. Thanks!
Also, what is the point when people make the hateful and negative comments? Humans suck!
-David
I think Janice played guitar and Floyd played bass. Wouldn’t it be great if we got in a big argument over the Muppets’ band?
I’m glad Jim Norton referenced his appearance at the Gene Simmons roast. He was so great there. One of the best bits I’ve seen.
Jim went home and fapped to Alison with his limp noodle. True story.
You're right. You shouldn't be listening to this podcast. Get therapy, creep.
I love the look on the kid’s fathers face when jim walked up and asked him are you nick jonas.
You’re right. You shouldn’t be listening to this podcast. Get therapy, creep.
I disagree completely. Alison's openness makes for a far more relatable, intimate podcast, and it's the reason I prefer this one to most others.
Oh, and I hit the like button by mistake. -1 yourself.
If you’re white, I’m sure those same groups didn’t ask you to strike a brave blow for them. If not, get over yourself. It’s 2012 and these endless grievances are beyond tiresome.
I disagree completely. Alison’s openness makes for a far more relatable, intimate podcast, and it’s the reason I prefer this one to most others.
Oh, and I hit the like button by mistake. -1 yourself.
Hey, go fuck yourself!!
I don’t know what’s worse: shaking the hand of someone who’s just scrubbed their
buttocks or having to take a shower with someone’s butt towel hanging on the towel bar
just inches away. Either way, loved the show.
Get a sense of humor Michael. Pomposity is shameful. What is it with you tsk tsk tskers?
so, the guy that asks if you have dookie in your fingernails because you don’t use a washcloth must have poop all over his washcloth
Get a sense of humor Michael. Pomposity is shameful. What is it with you tsk tsk tskers?
You don't like it don't listen. word gees…
You don’t like it don’t listen. word gees…
I love Lil' Jimmy!
I love Lil’ Jimmy!
Hi Alison, I love you too. I never, ever, miss your show. How you 'touch' a 46 year old single hetero white male I have some rationale but my demo is much more O&A or Adam. This Jimmy Norton show is especially great, you make him talk to a woman with no men around, that's perfect, you hit a home run (again). I'd leave you a review on iTunes but I can't seem to figure out how to do so. You are 10 stars to me. You are just not afraid to talk to men in a man's context! I use a washcloth and my favorite color is also blue. I am also very much a socialist and live in the suburban Orlando area.
Hi Alison, I love you too. I never, ever, miss your show. How you ‘touch’ a 46 year old single hetero white male I have some rationale but my demo is much more O&A or Adam. This Jimmy Norton show is especially great, you make him talk to a woman with no men around, that’s perfect, you hit a home run (again). I’d leave you a review on iTunes but I can’t seem to figure out how to do so. You are 10 stars to me. You are just not afraid to talk to men in a man’s context! I use a washcloth and my favorite color is also blue. I am also very much a socialist and live in the suburban Orlando area.
Thanks for the tip. Is there a 99 cent store where I can pick up a sense of irony and humor bundle? I'll pick up two and shoot one your way while I'm at it. Because I'm thoughtful that way.
Thanks for the tip. Is there a 99 cent store where I can pick up a sense of irony and humor bundle? I’ll pick up two and shoot one your way while I’m at it. Because I’m thoughtful that way.
Wow. My one lame attempt at sarcastic complaint sure has struck a chord with certain people. Thank you, fellow internet posters, for filling the void that is my need for attention. I obviously dislike this podcast, as I listen each week just so that I can come to the message board and mock its host and her listeners. No, wait, I am not a mythical monster who can smell the blood of a true believer and whose massive body turns to stone at the merest hint of sunlight (Google it, it'll be slightly entertaining). However, as a fan (not sarcasm), I do appreciate the protective instinct of the audience, it's somewhat heartening. Well, I'm off, I have to go tell Ira Glass what a douche he is. I've been telling him so every week since the mid 90s, because I just can't stand that hacky little show he's been toiling at, and to which I only listen to find faullt. With? I'm lost on, in? my prepositions and their proper placement. So, goodnight and good luck (I came up with that, by the way).
Wow. My one lame attempt at sarcastic complaint sure has struck a chord with certain people. Thank you, fellow internet posters, for filling the void that is my need for attention. I obviously dislike this podcast, as I listen each week just so that I can come to the message board and mock its host and her listeners. No, wait, I am not a mythical monster who can smell the blood of a true believer and whose massive body turns to stone at the merest hint of sunlight (Google it, it’ll be slightly entertaining). However, as a fan (not sarcasm), I do appreciate the protective instinct of the audience, it’s somewhat heartening. Well, I’m off, I have to go tell Ira Glass what a douche he is. I’ve been telling him so every week since the mid 90s, because I just can’t stand that hacky little show he’s been toiling at, and to which I only listen to find faullt. With? I’m lost on, in? my prepositions and their proper placement. So, goodnight and good luck (I came up with that, by the way).
TrappDog… theoretically… You could be in the Muppets' band!
TrappDog… theoretically… You could be in the Muppets’ band!
I'm gonna have to own up to this one. I missed that part of the show the first time around, and having listened again, finally got the context. I actually hung my head in shame for several minutes today, for what it's worth.
Anyway, sorry about that.
That being said, this overwrought response is pretty douchey. Get a grip.
I’m gonna have to own up to this one. I missed that part of the show the first time around, and having listened again, finally got the context. I actually hung my head in shame for several minutes today, for what it’s worth.
Anyway, sorry about that.
That being said, this overwrought response is pretty douchey. Get a grip.
I thought that this was one of your better guests and podcasts, I really enjoyed it.
This is only the second time listening
to your show. After the first time listening to one of your early
shows, I decided it wasn't for me, but this one was pretty decent.
Also, I really liked your band. I
don't like it enough to remember the name or do a google search, but
that was an awesome song at the end. Perhaps you should sell all the
songs on itunes and advertise it on your podcast.
I thought that this was one of your better guests and podcasts, I really enjoyed it.
This is only the second time listening
to your show. After the first time listening to one of your early
shows, I decided it wasn’t for me, but this one was pretty decent.
Also, I really liked your band. I
don’t like it enough to remember the name or do a google search, but
that was an awesome song at the end. Perhaps you should sell all the
songs on itunes and advertise it on your podcast.
Holy Crap! I'm on vacation and traveling Aug 7th through the 14th. One of these days I totally want to make one of your NerdMelts!
Holy Crap! I’m on vacation and traveling Aug 7th through the 14th. One of these days I totally want to make one of your NerdMelts!
finding it really difficult to not dislike this Norton guy. I know everyone needs a gimmick, and I guess his is to say shocking, perverted things, but I think he needs a little wit, humor and self deprecation to mix in with his act, because all I hear is an ugly, overweight, very unfunny person saying the grossest of things. I can get on a mic and say, “i just put my finger in my butt and licked it” and “sometimes I follow doggies around the park and when their owners miss picking up their turds I bend down on all fours and lick them with my tongue” but what would the point be? That seems to be all Norton does, say stupid gross stuff while not mixing in any sarcasm that would make him likable. The one-dimensional way he delivers the material we're supposed to find shocking, e.g., “who doesn't like a tranny every once in a while! ha!” makes me doubt whether he's even serious. He could at least add some insight into his revelations about past relationships that would make the average listener think, “oh, I can relate to that because I've had that emotion and been there” but really the only thing we can really garner from his relationship talk is that somewhere out there is a dude named norton who, well, “goes there” I guess.
just me or everyone?
finding it really difficult to not dislike this Norton guy. I know everyone needs a gimmick, and I guess his is to say shocking, perverted things, but I think he needs a little wit, humor and self deprecation to mix in with his act, because all I hear is an ugly, overweight, very unfunny person saying the grossest of things. I can get on a mic and say, “i just put my finger in my butt and licked it” and “sometimes I follow doggies around the park and when their owners miss picking up their turds I bend down on all fours and lick them with my tongue” but what would the point be? That seems to be all Norton does, say stupid gross stuff while not mixing in any sarcasm that would make him likable. The one-dimensional way he delivers the material we’re supposed to find shocking, e.g., “who doesn’t like a tranny every once in a while! ha!” makes me doubt whether he’s even serious. He could at least add some insight into his revelations about past relationships that would make the average listener think, “oh, I can relate to that because I’ve had that emotion and been there” but really the only thing we can really garner from his relationship talk is that somewhere out there is a dude named norton who, well, “goes there” I guess.
just me or everyone?
Alison and Jim Norton have an interesting chemistry. They are both very open. I think the sexual perversion thing is a small part of Jim Norton …mostly he's a thoughtful fairly funny comedian. Nice work kids.
Alison and Jim Norton have an interesting chemistry. They are both very open. I think the sexual perversion thing is a small part of Jim Norton …mostly he’s a thoughtful fairly funny comedian. Nice work kids.
He's funny. You're not.
He’s funny. You’re not.
Great Job Alison, keep up the good work! This was my first episode to listen to, downloading more now… 🙂
Great Job Alison, keep up the good work! This was my first episode to listen to, downloading more now… 🙂
you are a treasure. perhaps you have a newsletter I could subscribe to? Or maybe website. When is your next stand up gig. and what happened after you licked the dog turd?
you are a treasure. perhaps you have a newsletter I could subscribe to? Or maybe website. When is your next stand up gig. and what happened after you licked the dog turd?
Hi Alison: I just wanted to say that I think you are awesome! I love your sense of humor and listening to you every day on the ACS. I too enjoy poop humor and never get enough of it. I don't use a wash cloth either and when Jim Norton made the comment about getting his bum extra clean after a BM, I laughed so hard that I cried. Awesome pod!
Great song you shared last week. I think we've all had that douchey guy in our lives that we like and later figure out what a loser he was.M
Keep up the great work.You made my day when you read my iTunes comment of the week, thank you!
Hi Alison: I just wanted to say that I think you are awesome! I love your sense of humor and listening to you every day on the ACS. I too enjoy poop humor and never get enough of it. I don’t use a wash cloth either and when Jim Norton made the comment about getting his bum extra clean after a BM, I laughed so hard that I cried. Awesome pod!
Great song you shared last week. I think we’ve all had that douchey guy in our lives that we like and later figure out what a loser he was.M
Keep up the great work.You made my day when you read my iTunes comment of the week, thank you!
Hello Alison and Gary,
Thank you for such wonderful pod! Alison. you have a great interview style and I love the sense of humor. I think I'd call it “dry and low” but darn, you pull it off so well. And Gary, you are doing a great job. I really like that you are more vocal because you've got some good dingers and some great questions for guests.
My most perfect example of Alison's humor is when she offered to fill in for Terresa's new Phoenix gig. Wow! Is there any tension there? Don't get me wrong, T was a great co host. But I like your style a bit more. You seem less constrained, less formal, and willing to to make a quick comical deduction. You have to be fast around Adam. Your podcast stands on it's own two feet though and it's kept me very well entertained as I drive across the western states for a living.
Thank you again and keep up the great work!@47ba64265b8460bf0ebf8f58b0accfd6:disqus
Tom
Hello Alison and Gary,
Thank you for such wonderful pod! Alison. you have a great interview style and I love the sense of humor. I think I’d call it “dry and low” but darn, you pull it off so well. And Gary, you are doing a great job. I really like that you are more vocal because you’ve got some good dingers and some great questions for guests.
My most perfect example of Alison’s humor is when she offered to fill in for Terresa’s new Phoenix gig. Wow! Is there any tension there? Don’t get me wrong, T was a great co host. But I like your style a bit more. You seem less constrained, less formal, and willing to to make a quick comical deduction. You have to be fast around Adam. Your podcast stands on it’s own two feet though and it’s kept me very well entertained as I drive across the western states for a living.
Thank you again and keep up the great work!@47ba64265b8460bf0ebf8f58b0accfd6:disqus
Tom
Just you.
Just you.
Zip it cunt
Zip it cunt
I feel very strongly about this so I had to come find this page to comment. Alison, I just recently began listening to your podcasts (figured I like you on Carolla's show, so why not?) You guys are talking to Jim Norton about annoying things on the Internet.
Woot.
I HATE this and wish it would go away forever. People don't say it in person so why is this a common response to liking something on the 'net. Do you hate this too?Jessica in Japan
P.S. Thanks for the Podcasts. We have no Sirius/XM and terrible Military radio so Podcasts are keeping me sane
I feel very strongly about this so I had to come find this page to comment. Alison, I just recently began listening to your podcasts (figured I like you on Carolla’s show, so why not?) You guys are talking to Jim Norton about annoying things on the Internet.
Woot.
I HATE this and wish it would go away forever. People don’t say it in person so why is this a common response to liking something on the ‘net. Do you hate this too?Jessica in Japan
P.S. Thanks for the Podcasts. We have no Sirius/XM and terrible Military radio so Podcasts are keeping me sane
I feel very strongly about this so I had to come find this page to comment. Alison, I just recently began listening to your podcasts (figured I like you on Carolla's show, so why not?) You guys are talking to Jim Norton about annoying things on the Internet.
Woot.
I HATE this and wish it would go away forever. People don't say it in person so why is this a common response to liking something on the 'net. Do you hate this too?Jessica in Japan
P.S. Thanks for the Podcasts. We have no Sirius/XM and terrible Military radio so Podcasts are keeping me sane