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ARIYNBF 114 with Shane Dawson

Shane Dawson (youtube superstar) and Dustin Goot (old friend of Alison’s and of the show) stopped by this episode of Alison Rosen Is Your New Best Friend to talk about weight issues (there used to be 150 more lbs of Shane), new media superstardom, Heidi Montag and the Kardashians, chicken, what makes for giant faces (is it Botox?), bullying, romance, romantic bullying (not really), living at home, farts, waterbeds and an array of other important issues. Also Just Me Or Everyone? (click here for the JMOEs we put on the screen), topic sombrero, iTunes Comment of The Week and new segment called, “Hey, Go Fuck Yourself!” which may or may not continue to the dismay of Producer Gary.

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114 Responses to ARIYNBF 114 with Shane Dawson

  1. CheezyPuffs May 14, 2012 at 12:53 am #

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  2. CheezyPuffs May 13, 2012 at 11:53 pm #

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  3. Devagirl2016 May 14, 2012 at 1:50 pm #

    i love shanedawson!!! 🙂

  4. Einat. May 14, 2012 at 1:54 pm #

    I love shane so much <3

  5. Somya Shane Dawson May 14, 2012 at 1:57 pm #

    OMG shane dawson 

  6. Somya Shane Dawson May 14, 2012 at 2:05 pm #

    OMG shane dawson

  7. Darcy-mccarthy May 14, 2012 at 2:37 pm #

    aww shane dawson!! xx

  8. Michael Pemulis May 14, 2012 at 2:59 pm #

    Regarding the bread and bananas JMOE: bread, even kept in its sealed wrapper, when stored in close proximity to or on top of something odorous, e.g., bananas, onions, will take on these unwanted flavors. And sure, banana bread is delicious, but not incorporated with a turkey and cheese sandwich. 

  9. Devagirl2016 May 14, 2012 at 12:50 pm #

    i love shanedawson!!! 🙂

  10. Einat Szklowin May 14, 2012 at 12:54 pm #

    I love shane so much <3

  11. Somya Shane Dawson May 14, 2012 at 12:57 pm #

    OMG shane dawson 

  12. Somya Shane Dawson May 14, 2012 at 1:05 pm #

    OMG shane dawson

  13. Darcy-mccarthy May 14, 2012 at 1:37 pm #

    aww shane dawson!! xx

  14. Christine G. May 14, 2012 at 4:38 pm #

    I haven't actually heard of this show before Shane posted it on his Facebook wall. It's really entertaining, and I'll definitely keep listening! 😀

  15. Michael Pemulis May 14, 2012 at 1:59 pm #

    Regarding the bread and bananas JMOE: bread, even kept in its sealed wrapper, when stored in close proximity to or on top of something odorous, e.g., bananas, onions, will take on these unwanted flavors. And sure, banana bread is delicious, but not incorporated with a turkey and cheese sandwich. 

  16. Christine G. May 14, 2012 at 3:38 pm #

    I haven’t actually heard of this show before Shane posted it on his Facebook wall. It’s really entertaining, and I’ll definitely keep listening! 😀

  17. boinkity May 14, 2012 at 7:54 pm #

    OMG… Dustin Goot!! 

  18. Bitha May 14, 2012 at 6:08 pm #

    shane is so amazing!!!!!

  19. DjWeideman May 14, 2012 at 9:50 pm #

    Good show with Shane Dawson. “You are not working with that Limey” is the best laugh I've had this week. 

  20. boinkity May 14, 2012 at 6:54 pm #

    OMG… Dustin Goot!! 

  21. girlphnx May 14, 2012 at 10:40 pm #

    I LOVE Dustin on the show!  Please make him a regular!  

  22. Amoni Dawson May 14, 2012 at 10:49 pm #

    YAYY! SHANE LOVE YOU 

  23. Amoni Dawson May 14, 2012 at 10:49 pm #

    yayy! so proud love you shane!

  24. Mnoswad1 May 14, 2012 at 10:58 pm #

    Hey, Go Fuck Yourself………is the funniest shit I've heard on this show yet. 

  25. DjWeideman May 14, 2012 at 8:50 pm #

    Good show with Shane Dawson. “You are not working with that Limey” is the best laugh I’ve had this week. 

  26. girlphnx May 14, 2012 at 9:40 pm #

    I LOVE Dustin on the show!  Please make him a regular!  

  27. Amoni Dawson May 14, 2012 at 9:49 pm #

    YAYY! SHANE LOVE YOU 

  28. Amoni Dawson May 14, 2012 at 9:49 pm #

    yayy! so proud love you shane!

  29. Mnoswad1 May 14, 2012 at 9:58 pm #

    Hey, Go Fuck Yourself………is the funniest shit I’ve heard on this show yet. 

  30. Alison Rosen May 15, 2012 at 10:13 am #

    Thanks! I had fun doing it! Trying to figure out whether it's an every week kind of segment or just a once in a while thing…

  31. Alison Rosen May 15, 2012 at 10:13 am #

    Glad you enjoyed him! I always try to get him on the show but his schedule makes it difficult…

  32. Alison Rosen May 15, 2012 at 10:13 am #

    Welcome! And thank you!

  33. Alison Rosen May 15, 2012 at 9:13 am #

    Thanks! I had fun doing it! Trying to figure out whether it’s an every week kind of segment or just a once in a while thing…

  34. Alison Rosen May 15, 2012 at 9:13 am #

    Glad you enjoyed him! I always try to get him on the show but his schedule makes it difficult…

  35. Alison Rosen May 15, 2012 at 9:13 am #

    Welcome! And thank you!

  36. lingroach May 15, 2012 at 1:04 pm #

    Ugh… Unfortunately I'm probably going to be the only one that thought this episode was a miss. I love Alison and supports all that she does, but Shane has always been annoying. I thought with Alison being the kick ass person she was she'd cancel out his dopiness, it'd be better, but no… Love the show though <3

  37. Thatreporterkid May 15, 2012 at 2:04 pm #

    Great podcast, Alison!

  38. Paul Bomar May 15, 2012 at 2:09 pm #

    I love the HGFY segment. Very funny. I agree that a song would be a fantastic touch. 

  39. lingroach May 15, 2012 at 12:04 pm #

    Ugh… Unfortunately I’m probably going to be the only one that thought this episode was a miss. I love Alison and supports all that she does, but Shane has always been annoying. I thought with Alison being the kick ass person she was she’d cancel out his dopiness, it’d be better, but no… Love the show though <3

  40. Sunny Stephens May 15, 2012 at 3:35 pm #

    good 

  41. Thatreporterkid May 15, 2012 at 1:04 pm #

    Great podcast, Alison!

  42. Paul Bomar May 15, 2012 at 1:09 pm #

    I love the HGFY segment. Very funny. I agree that a song would be a fantastic touch. 

  43. YouGoChavez May 15, 2012 at 5:12 pm #

    Hi Alison. I really enjoyed this podcast. I have enjoyed Shane's videoson You Tube, so it was great to discover that he was your guest. I think Shane is one of the most talented of the “You Tubers”.
    I also found the “Hey, Go Fuck Yourself” segment to be funny, it was also vicariously cathartic – you expressed the kinds of thoughts I have when I hear or read insults directed at you. You are such a witty, charming and giving entertainer – I mean, what the hell?

  44. Sunny Stephens May 15, 2012 at 2:35 pm #

    good 

  45. Sanela-f-love May 15, 2012 at 6:45 pm #

    omg love you shane urrrr awesomeee

  46. YouGoChavez May 15, 2012 at 4:12 pm #

    Hi Alison. I really enjoyed this podcast. I have enjoyed Shane’s videoson You Tube, so it was great to discover that he was your guest. I think Shane is one of the most talented of the “You Tubers”.
    I also found the “Hey, Go Fuck Yourself” segment to be funny, it was also vicariously cathartic – you expressed the kinds of thoughts I have when I hear or read insults directed at you. You are such a witty, charming and giving entertainer – I mean, what the hell?

  47. Sanela-f-love May 15, 2012 at 5:45 pm #

    omg love you shane urrrr awesomeee

  48. Alicia Nelson May 15, 2012 at 6:48 pm #

    LOVE IT

  49. Takeda May 15, 2012 at 8:02 pm #

    “Alison’s old friend” or “old friend of Alison”, but “old friend of Alison’s”.

  50. Anna K May 15, 2012 at 8:43 pm #

    Shane Dawson is awesome! 😀 This was really funny!

  51. asd May 15, 2012 at 8:49 pm #

    I wish we got to hear more from Shane!

  52. Ashleelunar May 15, 2012 at 10:47 pm #

    This was awesome! Love the talk on one night stands! Great interview! 😀 ♥ Shane Dawson

  53. Faiza330 May 15, 2012 at 11:01 pm #

    SHANE!!! <3

  54. Joe May 16, 2012 at 5:15 am #

    I didn't recognize Dustin in that picture. Maybe it's the beard or maybe it's because Dustin's ears have grown 4 inches since the last ARIYNBF Ustream show.

    How you doing, Boink??

  55. Joe May 16, 2012 at 4:15 am #

    I didn’t recognize Dustin in that picture. Maybe it’s the beard or maybe it’s because Dustin’s ears have grown 4 inches since the last ARIYNBF Ustream show.

    How you doing, Boink??

  56. Katie May 16, 2012 at 8:19 am #

    This is the first time I've listened to one of your podcasts (Shane Dawson brought me here) but I love Shane, love Dustin, and love you! I will definitely be back! “Hey! Go fuck yourself!” needs to make another appearance as well.

  57. Katie May 16, 2012 at 7:19 am #

    This is the first time I’ve listened to one of your podcasts (Shane Dawson brought me here) but I love Shane, love Dustin, and love you! I will definitely be back! “Hey! Go fuck yourself!” needs to make another appearance as well.

  58. Chriz Lee May 16, 2012 at 12:02 pm #

    it suddenly stopped at 1:09:35, is that it all? i was enjoying so much! And this is the first podcast I listen to in like ever! 😀

  59. Meow:] May 16, 2012 at 1:21 pm #

    😀 woohoo

  60. Chriz Lee May 16, 2012 at 11:02 am #

    it suddenly stopped at 1:09:35, is that it all? i was enjoying so much! And this is the first podcast I listen to in like ever! 😀

  61. Meow:] May 16, 2012 at 12:21 pm #

    😀 woohoo

  62. Daily_alexa May 16, 2012 at 3:51 pm #

    shane dawson is my life.

  63. Sam_Houstonian May 16, 2012 at 4:26 pm #

    I 100% support this segment. Do it as often as you need to. Your fans and well-wishers are right behind you. Remember: anyone who takes issue with this probably wrote some kind of non-constructive criticism and never thought there'd be a reaction or consequence. It was great and strangely cathartic to hear you unleash. 

    I love the podcast and respect what you're doing. Keep it up.

  64. Your Fucking Mom May 16, 2012 at 5:36 pm #

    stfu 🙂

  65. Daily_alexa May 16, 2012 at 2:51 pm #

    shane dawson is my life.

  66. Sam_Houstonian May 16, 2012 at 3:26 pm #

    I 100% support this segment. Do it as often as you need to. Your fans and well-wishers are right behind you. Remember: anyone who takes issue with this probably wrote some kind of non-constructive criticism and never thought there’d be a reaction or consequence. It was great and strangely cathartic to hear you unleash. 

    I love the podcast and respect what you’re doing. Keep it up.

  67. Scomer May 16, 2012 at 7:09 pm #

    I quite enjoyed the new segment on the show this week!  Of course, I enjoy every segment on every show!  But I think it should be billed as “Hey!  Go Fuck Yourself!”  I think the exclamation point pause gives it the gravity and comedic timing it deserves.  I definitely think it should be a recurring segment; if not weekly, then at least bi-weekly.  Much appreciation and love for the show from far-far-northern California, been listening since the first episode!

    Det är så jag säger det!

  68. Your Fucking Mom May 16, 2012 at 4:36 pm #

    stfu 🙂

  69. Racheexo13 May 16, 2012 at 8:13 pm #

    shaneee <3 woooo

  70. Racheexo13 May 16, 2012 at 8:14 pm #

    awww shane was in forbes!!<3

  71. Penelopethefish May 16, 2012 at 9:03 pm #

    LOVE the Go fuck yourself segment. Please continue doing it… It helps make us feel like we're not all alone with idiots.

  72. Scomer May 16, 2012 at 6:09 pm #

    I quite enjoyed the new segment on the show this week!  Of course, I enjoy every segment on every show!  But I think it should be billed as “Hey!  Go Fuck Yourself!”  I think the exclamation point pause gives it the gravity and comedic timing it deserves.  I definitely think it should be a recurring segment; if not weekly, then at least bi-weekly.  Much appreciation and love for the show from far-far-northern California, been listening since the first episode!

    Det är så jag säger det!

  73. Racheexo13 May 16, 2012 at 7:13 pm #

    shaneee <3 woooo

  74. Racheexo13 May 16, 2012 at 7:14 pm #

    awww shane was in forbes!!<3

  75. Penelopethefish May 16, 2012 at 8:03 pm #

    LOVE the Go fuck yourself segment. Please continue doing it… It helps make us feel like we’re not all alone with idiots.

  76. Dave Hutchison May 17, 2012 at 3:17 am #

    sniper farts!!!

  77. Rob Abrazado May 17, 2012 at 4:37 am #

    Just got a chance to listen to this episode, and I thought it was one of the best yet.  Alison was in rare form!  I think HGFY had something to do with that; I fully support that segment. 🙂  The whole episode was super funny. Dustin Goot always a treat!

  78. Dave Hutchison May 17, 2012 at 2:17 am #

    sniper farts!!!

  79. guest May 17, 2012 at 5:32 am #

    how do i find this on itunes??

  80. Rob Abrazado May 17, 2012 at 3:37 am #

    Just got a chance to listen to this episode, and I thought it was one of the best yet.  Alison was in rare form!  I think HGFY had something to do with that; I fully support that segment. 🙂  The whole episode was super funny. Dustin Goot always a treat!

  81. guest May 17, 2012 at 4:32 am #

    how do i find this on itunes??

  82. Lor May 17, 2012 at 12:45 pm #

    I think I’m scarred from the horse talking… geeze… 

  83. Cheshire Cat May 17, 2012 at 3:06 pm #

    This is the first time I’ve heared one of your podcasts and I really enjoyed it! English isn’t my first, so I had to listen to some parts twice to get it, but still, it’s a pretty cool show. I love Shane and watch a lot of his videos, but I’ll make sure to catch a few more episodes of your podcast too. Just stay as hilarious as you are!

  84. boinkity May 17, 2012 at 11:58 pm #

     Joe! Sup mah brah-thah… I'm doing pretty good. Going thru some major changes in my life right now. I'm kinda having a career crisis, but it is also affecting my identity, so that is in crisis mode too. I can't help to wonder what will be next for me. I just am happy that I have not gotten any women pregnant… as far as I know.

  85. The40yroldvirgin May 18, 2012 at 12:40 am #

    Rosenator, Killer podcast as usual, and by the way beautiful as always. By the way loved you on the Ray Romano Ace podcast recently. You held your own!
    -40 🙂

  86. Amanda driessen May 17, 2012 at 10:42 pm #

    omg my sister has the worst farts and sometimes when we’re on the sofa i go, urg what’s that smell? and she will be like oh i guess that was me, i didn’t know i farted. =(

  87. boinkity May 17, 2012 at 10:58 pm #

     Joe! Sup mah brah-thah… I’m doing pretty good. Going thru some major changes in my life right now. I’m kinda having a career crisis, but it is also affecting my identity, so that is in crisis mode too. I can’t help to wonder what will be next for me. I just am happy that I have not gotten any women pregnant… as far as I know.

  88. The40yroldvirgin May 17, 2012 at 11:40 pm #

    Rosenator, Killer podcast as usual, and by the way beautiful as always. By the way loved you on the Ray Romano Ace podcast recently. You held your own!
    -40 🙂

  89. danielle babbie May 18, 2012 at 1:49 pm #

    i swear to god 75% of my class mates have aspergers and its HILARIOUS!! because they all hangput together, One hacked the school system, one walks one his tipey toes and massages your shoulders when your not looking, is crazy! They're okay in school but take them into the real world and thats were the magic happens, they are the craziest people you will ever meet, trust me! oh and P.S shane your my idol keep truckin' <3

  90. Nick Bell43 May 18, 2012 at 3:39 pm #

    I wonder if shane eats poop?!?

  91. danielle babbie May 18, 2012 at 12:49 pm #

    i swear to god 75% of my class mates have aspergers and its HILARIOUS!! because they all hangput together, One hacked the school system, one walks one his tipey toes and massages your shoulders when your not looking, is crazy! They’re okay in school but take them into the real world and thats were the magic happens, they are the craziest people you will ever meet, trust me! oh and P.S shane your my idol keep truckin’ <3

  92. Esly May 18, 2012 at 3:55 pm #

    te amooooooooooooooooooooooo Shaneeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  93. Les May 18, 2012 at 4:02 pm #

    The intermittent noise you are hearing on your set is probably an “Annoy-A-Tron”, or an “Eviltron” from http://www.thinkgeek.com.  Look under the counter or on any magnetic surface.

  94. Nick Bell43 May 18, 2012 at 2:39 pm #

    I wonder if shane eats poop?!?

  95. Esly May 18, 2012 at 2:55 pm #

    te amooooooooooooooooooooooo Shaneeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  96. Les May 18, 2012 at 3:02 pm #

    The intermittent noise you are hearing on your set is probably an “Annoy-A-Tron”, or an “Eviltron” from http://www.thinkgeek.com.  Look under the counter or on any magnetic surface.

  97. TS May 18, 2012 at 9:35 pm #

    “HEY GO FUCK YOURSELF” worked very well for me, good stuff.  Nice to hear that much  passion btw- it's the sort of thing usually reserved for videos of baby animals, though with a somewhat different tone.

  98. TS May 18, 2012 at 8:35 pm #

    “HEY GO FUCK YOURSELF” worked very well for me, good stuff.  Nice to hear that much  passion btw- it’s the sort of thing usually reserved for videos of baby animals, though with a somewhat different tone.

  99. Rania May 20, 2012 at 7:54 pm #

    <3 You Shane! 🙂 

  100. Rania May 20, 2012 at 6:54 pm #

    <3 You Shane! 🙂 

  101. definitely a jew May 23, 2012 at 12:54 pm #

    hey allison – the show is getting better and you're becoming much more relaxed… i'm not saying i'm a fan just yet, but i'm not repulsed.  basically the same thing i said to my wife when i proposed, so don't take it negatively, or “rosenate”… a term which i quite like.  very witty.  you're also beautiful and perfectly proportioned imo.    

    i do have a bone to pick though.  when i posted a (not unkind though somewhat biting) constructive criticism on the acs board, the forum moderators deemed it too offensive to post. however, when i reposted the same comment w/out referencing you, it made it through.  here's the issue: the go fuck yourself bit is great!  cathartic i would imagine… and humorous.  but if you're going to censor the forum posts how can you in fairness trash your detractors without giving them a voice.  just my opinion of course. 

    dear moderators – if you're too chicken-s to post this i'm not going to buy a man grate!! 😀 

    finally… the “mr. hands” person you guys were talking about was from a rural (there's that word again) town about 45 minutes south / southeast of seattle.  his spleen was perforated by the immense girth of the equine.  the horse belonged to the neighboring farm.  there is a documentary about it… i think it's called “mister ed & me: a love story”.

  102. definitely a jew May 23, 2012 at 11:54 am #

    hey allison – the show is getting better and you’re becoming much more relaxed… i’m not saying i’m a fan just yet, but i’m not repulsed.  basically the same thing i said to my wife when i proposed, so don’t take it negatively, or “rosenate”… a term which i quite like.  very witty.  you’re also beautiful and perfectly proportioned imo.    

    i do have a bone to pick though.  when i posted a (not unkind though somewhat biting) constructive criticism on the acs board, the forum moderators deemed it too offensive to post. however, when i reposted the same comment w/out referencing you, it made it through.  here’s the issue: the go fuck yourself bit is great!  cathartic i would imagine… and humorous.  but if you’re going to censor the forum posts how can you in fairness trash your detractors without giving them a voice.  just my opinion of course. 

    dear moderators – if you’re too chicken-s to post this i’m not going to buy a man grate!! 😀 

    finally… the “mr. hands” person you guys were talking about was from a rural (there’s that word again) town about 45 minutes south / southeast of seattle.  his spleen was perforated by the immense girth of the equine.  the horse belonged to the neighboring farm.  there is a documentary about it… i think it’s called “mister ed & me: a love story”.

  103. Terry May 23, 2012 at 8:17 pm #

    Your podcast with Joel Stein was great! I loved the “back and forth” between the two of you. You could feel the “sexual tension”… although I think he was between Joel and Producer Gary (not that there's anything wrong with that)… guess Joel still has a little more “Manning-up” to do. 

  104. Terry May 23, 2012 at 7:17 pm #

    Your podcast with Joel Stein was great! I loved the “back and forth” between the two of you. You could feel the “sexual tension”… although I think he was between Joel and Producer Gary (not that there’s anything wrong with that)… guess Joel still has a little more “Manning-up” to do. 

  105. Terry May 24, 2012 at 3:17 am #

    Your podcast with Joel Stein was great! I loved the “back and forth” between the two of you. You could feel the “sexual tension”… although I think he was between Joel and Producer Gary (not that there's anything wrong with that)… guess Joel still has a little more “Manning-up” to do. 

  106. Oscarkakuzu123 June 5, 2012 at 7:18 pm #

     haw do i play the podcast it's not working !?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?

  107. Oscarkakuzu123 June 5, 2012 at 6:18 pm #

     haw do i play the podcast it’s not working !?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?

  108. Jenn June 16, 2012 at 1:19 pm #

    Am I the only who didn't like the HGFY segment? I adore this podcast but I think this segment gives way too much time and credence to the charge of the cretins.

  109. Jenn June 16, 2012 at 12:19 pm #

    Am I the only who didn’t like the HGFY segment? I adore this podcast but I think this segment gives way too much time and credence to the charge of the cretins.

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