Oh hi! I bet you’ve come here to hear what all the fuss with the new podcast is about. Am I right? AMIRITE? I hate when people write it that way. Also I h8 when ppl rite it that way.
Okay enough fucking around. The inaugural episode of Alison Rosen Is Your New Best Friend with guest Pete Holmes will be available for downloading and loving the hell out of on Monday which really means late Sunday night.
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On the first episode we talked about my hobbit house, Pete’s first sexual experiences and what he’s looking for in a girl (hint: himself) (oooh, that’s an unintentional dirty joke!)(I really just mean he wants a girl who’s similar to him)(Okay enough parentheticals.) Also we talked about Ryan Gosling and deleted tweets and assorted other stuff, all of which is awesome. Please feel free to love this episode and then click the hell out of the sponsor links on the right. Do it!
Also please rank this episode highly if you like it and tell a friend or 16.
I suppose this episode will need some credits and this is how that’s going to go, I think:
Executive producer: Alison Rosen
Producer: Gary “PG13” Smith
Music: Tom Rapp
Logo: Kezilla
follow @alisonrosen and @ariynbf for updates. Don’t use iTunes? Subscribe to the show’s RSS feed or listen on the Adam Carolla app!
I h8 that I hafta wait till Monday (late Sunday night) to watch your new (old) podcast with the son of the porn guy with the really big penis!!! What? He's not related?!?! (I h8 that)
I h8 that I hafta wait till Monday (late Sunday night) to watch your new (old) podcast with the son of the porn guy with the really big penis!!! What? He’s not related?!?! (I h8 that)
Give me an MP3 to download.
I don't believe in itunes.
Ohhhhhhhhh boy!
Executive Producer: Alison Rosen. WOW … look at you!!! LOVE IT!!!
Give me an MP3 to download.
I don’t believe in itunes.
Ohhhhhhhhh boy!
Executive Producer: Alison Rosen. WOW … look at you!!! LOVE IT!!!
Get Adam occasionally as the News Boy and don't let him speak.
I need how tall/short are you Alison? Thanks, CMW
Get Adam occasionally as the News Boy and don’t let him speak.
“Alison, Alison, Alison Rosen is you New Best Friend!……” Yeah can't wait, and the Rosenation, supports all you do! If you get an Amazon thing going, I'm supporting you!
I need how tall/short are you Alison? Thanks, CMW
“Alison, Alison, Alison Rosen is you New Best Friend!……” Yeah can’t wait, and the Rosenation, supports all you do! If you get an Amazon thing going, I’m supporting you!
http://ariynbf.libsyn.com/rss
HOW do I listen to this?! I'm a dumb guy, need things to be simple – like “click here to play episode” (I went to “New Best Friend” site and didn't get a prompt to play when I moused over episode). Coming from Corolla, enjoy your work there.
I just heard about this, while listening to the AC Podcast, and I went and subscribed on iTunes.
I am afraid since you're a nice girl Pete Holmes will refrain from saying “You son of a bitch.” like he always does. Definitely my favorite thing he says.
http://ariynbf.libsyn.com/rss
HOW do I listen to this?! I’m a dumb guy, need things to be simple – like “click here to play episode” (I went to “New Best Friend” site and didn’t get a prompt to play when I moused over episode). Coming from Corolla, enjoy your work there.
I just heard about this, while listening to the AC Podcast, and I went and subscribed on iTunes.
I am afraid since you’re a nice girl Pete Holmes will refrain from saying “You son of a bitch.” like he always does. Definitely my favorite thing he says.
http://ariynbf.libsyn.com/rss
HOW do I listen to this?! I'm a dumb guy, need things to be simple – like “click here to play episode” (I went to “New Best Friend” site and didn't get a prompt to play when I moused over episode). Coming from Corolla, enjoy your work there.
I just heard about this, while listening to the AC Podcast, and I went and subscribed on iTunes.
I am afraid since you're a nice girl Pete Holmes will refrain from saying “You son of a bitch.” like he always does. Definitely my favorite thing he says.
It's a real thing. I've seen it before.
Awesome 'eggnog-ural' show, Alison!! You and Pete really seemed like you had a fun time, which made the podcast that much more fun to listen to!! Congrats!!
How cute does Alison look in this photo?!?!?! The answer: very!
It’s a real thing. I’ve seen it before.
Awesome ‘eggnog-ural’ show, Alison!! You and Pete really seemed like you had a fun time, which made the podcast that much more fun to listen to!! Congrats!!
Welcome back! We missed you so much!
Welcome back! we will always love teh show and we missed you so much! But so happy that you are doing the ACE Podcast too!
The show's acronym, “ARIYNBF”, sounds kinda like….”Aryan BF (best friend or butt $!%)”
hmmm…
great show! also: the podcast currently sits #1 on comedy and #4 overall on iTunes! congrats!
Congratulations! Excellent work, Alison.
Thanks!
Welcome back! We missed you so much!
Welcome back! we will always love teh show and we missed you so much! But so happy that you are doing the ACE Podcast too!
Lot of fun. Highly entertaining. Pete Holmes was a good guest, too, though perhaps he's a bit too large. Smaller guests in future, please.
The show’s acronym, “ARIYNBF”, sounds kinda like….”Aryan BF (best friend or butt $!%)”
hmmm…
Alison, is that young man in the picture super tall, or are you super short?
Congratulations! Excellent work, Alison.
Thanks!
ok, i hit the link from adam's page and it took me straight to itunes. there are a whole lot of us out here who don't use itunes (itunes sucks to hell) – webmaster, FIX IT. i use RSS for all my podcasts.
alison, you are my favorite clueless lib chick since my local talk radio lib news chick went outta business due to zero ratings. gonna give this a go, just remember, guys like logic.
Lot of fun. Highly entertaining. Pete Holmes was a good guest, too, though perhaps he’s a bit too large. Smaller guests in future, please.
Alison, is that young man in the picture super tall, or are you super short?
ok, i hit the link from adam’s page and it took me straight to itunes. there are a whole lot of us out here who don’t use itunes (itunes sucks to hell) – webmaster, FIX IT. i use RSS for all my podcasts.
alison, you are my favorite clueless lib chick since my local talk radio lib news chick went outta business due to zero ratings. gonna give this a go, just remember, guys like logic.
Good job Alison! My husband and I enjoyed your show. Keep up the good work!
Wow, what a honest podcast. Great job! I don't feel like we're bff…yet.
Where's the iTunes link or are you going to make us go all the way to the iTunes store?
That was an amazing inaugurational episode. You were great and I just needed to tell you that Pete's Adam impression sounded exactly like Dana Carvey's Ross Perot. Classic.
Thanks Alison, You're Awesome 🙂
You need a news boy for this cast
I volunteer with a segment called “Jews News”
Only stories that make you feel “less depressed and guilty”
Good job Alison! My husband and I enjoyed your show. Keep up the good work!
Ms Rosen,
I thoroughly enjoyed this episode, very good conversation. Hope the show is great success!!
Wow, what a honest podcast. Great job! I don’t feel like we’re bff…yet.
So, I'm only ever going to be able to read ARIYNBF as Aryan BF.
Where’s the iTunes link or are you going to make us go all the way to the iTunes store?
That was an amazing inaugurational episode. You were great and I just needed to tell you that Pete’s Adam impression sounded exactly like Dana Carvey’s Ross Perot. Classic.
Thanks Alison, You’re Awesome 🙂
You need a news boy for this cast
I volunteer with a segment called “Jews News”
Only stories that make you feel “less depressed and guilty”
Is he 6'8″ or is Alison 5'2″?
Your voice…..so soothing!
Ms Rosen,
I thoroughly enjoyed this episode, very good conversation. Hope the show is great success!!
So, I’m only ever going to be able to read ARIYNBF as Aryan BF.
Dear Alison
I think this is the beginning of a beautiful friendship =^{D
Melo
Is he 6’8″ or is Alison 5’2″?
This guy is hilarious. Great first show Alison.
Your voice…..so soothing!
Approvr
Dear Alison
I think this is the beginning of a beautiful friendship =^{D
Melo
This guy is hilarious. Great first show Alison.
Approvr
Great job Alison! Your podcast really brightened up my cloudy day; thank you. Hope you have a very happy Valentine's Day.
Great job Alison! Your podcast really brightened up my cloudy day; thank you. Hope you have a very happy Valentine’s Day.
Really great Alison!
Pete's a great guest.
Really great Alison!
Pete’s a great guest.
Is he gigantic or is she tiny?
Alison Rosen is my new best friend on my I-Pod! Good relationship banter and funny moments. It's like a cupcake filled with cream. Something that I consume alone and with no t-shirt on.
Is he gigantic or is she tiny?
Fantastic first episode! Great guest!
I'm going to love having you as my new Jewish, Aryan best friend.
Then it is a thing of the devil.
Alison Rosen is my new best friend on my I-Pod! Good relationship banter and funny moments. It’s like a cupcake filled with cream. Something that I consume alone and with no t-shirt on.
Fantastic first episode! Great guest!
I’m going to love having you as my new Jewish, Aryan best friend.
Then it is a thing of the devil.
'atta girl.
Good show, I loved when Pete kept telling us how funny he was. Hahaha. Loved you though, as always.
Today I had to sit on an airplane from NY to SC while a sick kid continuously coughed saliva all over me. Your new podcast kept me from freaking out, thank you Alison! +1 fan
Good podcast & I'm sure it will only get better. Glad to hear it is climbing the charts already! Pete sounded like a handful at times. I found him kinda annoying but that's just me. I'll be tuning in every week. Congrats!
Great show!
‘atta girl.
Good show, I loved when Pete kept telling us how funny he was. Hahaha. Loved you though, as always.
Today I had to sit on an airplane from NY to SC while a sick kid continuously coughed saliva all over me. Your new podcast kept me from freaking out, thank you Alison! +1 fan
Good podcast & I’m sure it will only get better. Glad to hear it is climbing the charts already! Pete sounded like a handful at times. I found him kinda annoying but that’s just me. I’ll be tuning in every week. Congrats!
I love Pete Holmes very much.
just some questions and observations, Is Pete a giant or are you a member of the Lollipop Guild? Wear more plaid shirts, Will fan phone call return as part of the podcast? My head feels larger than usual today. Since we can't see you on the podcast, how will we know you are really doing the wavy pencil dance? When you Taser someone at the grocery store because their cart is blocking access to coffee filters while they are talking on their cell phone about a story about a lost cat in People magazine, should you warn them first?
Maybe we can eat ice cream TOGETHERRRR!
XD
When Pete got into his rant on how beautiful and awesome women are, I totally blushed and got all softy.
<3
Great podcast, Pete Holmes was great, I'm going to give his podcast a listen too. One comment though, you need a sign on and off-something similar to Get it On and Mahalo or Zip it Cunt. The hi hellos and byes sound weird. Love you Alison, glad you are my new BF!
I love Pete Holmes very much.
just some questions and observations, Is Pete a giant or are you a member of the Lollipop Guild? Wear more plaid shirts, Will fan phone call return as part of the podcast? My head feels larger than usual today. Since we can’t see you on the podcast, how will we know you are really doing the wavy pencil dance? When you Taser someone at the grocery store because their cart is blocking access to coffee filters while they are talking on their cell phone about a story about a lost cat in People magazine, should you warn them first?
egg nog eggroll
he's 6'6. Forreal
Maybe we can eat ice cream TOGETHERRRR!
XD
When Pete got into his rant on how beautiful and awesome women are, I totally blushed and got all softy.
<3
Great podcast, Pete Holmes was great, I’m going to give his podcast a listen too. One comment though, you need a sign on and off-something similar to Get it On and Mahalo or Zip it Cunt. The hi hellos and byes sound weird. Love you Alison, glad you are my new BF!
egg nog eggroll
he’s 6’6. Forreal
I think people assume you're not liberal because you have to “yes girl” for Adam so often, or get outright shouted down. Glad you have another platform for your own awesome views though!
Ha, no one laughs at Pete Holmes' jokes more than Pete Holmes
Very good job. Its nice being able to hear a little more from the beautiful and intelligent Alison Rosen.
Looking forward to more!
Loving the show Alison! You're so cute!
I think people assume you’re not liberal because you have to “yes girl” for Adam so often, or get outright shouted down. Glad you have another platform for your own awesome views though!
Ha, no one laughs at Pete Holmes’ jokes more than Pete Holmes
Good to hear Adam advertising the new show. Alison the first episode was wonderful. Maybe DAG in the future?
Very good job. Its nice being able to hear a little more from the beautiful and intelligent Alison Rosen.
Looking forward to more!
Loving the show Alison! You’re so cute!
Funniest moment? When Holmes calls Greg Fitssimmons a “tough guy” and Alison starts to point out that all of the stories come from Greg's imagination and gives up.
Word.
yep, throw to the news and then instantly interrupt to tell an off topic story.
Good to hear Adam advertising the new show. Alison the first episode was wonderful. Maybe DAG in the future?
As always Alison, I love you. That being said, you should get another person. It feels kind of lonely. I don't mean it to be negative, just constructive. Of all the female celebs I have seen, you are without a doubt my favorite. Thank you for making my everyday brighter.
alison is great, but this pete holmes guy is a supreme douchebag
Wow…
Somewhere Teresa Strasser just rolled over and took another xanax
This was a really great podcast, didn't seem like a first at all (though that's not surprising since both participants are seasoned professionals)
Great to get a more in-depth look at Alison's wit and intelligence. She's not just that news girl I listen to every day as she tries to get a story in edgewise.
Funniest moment? When Holmes calls Greg Fitssimmons a “tough guy” and Alison starts to point out that all of the stories come from Greg’s imagination and gives up.
Word.
yep, throw to the news and then instantly interrupt to tell an off topic story.
As always Alison, I love you. That being said, you should get another person. It feels kind of lonely. I don’t mean it to be negative, just constructive. Of all the female celebs I have seen, you are without a doubt my favorite. Thank you for making my everyday brighter.
Great show, great guest. Congratulations on your solo show… You have earned a regular listener!
Wow…
Somewhere Teresa Strasser just rolled over and took another xanax
This was a really great podcast, didn’t seem like a first at all (though that’s not surprising since both participants are seasoned professionals)
Great to get a more in-depth look at Alison’s wit and intelligence. She’s not just that news girl I listen to every day as she tries to get a story in edgewise.
just an observation… ARIYNBF makes me think aryan butt fuck,
Great show, great guest. Congratulations on your solo show… You have earned a regular listener!
just an observation… ARIYNBF makes me think aryan butt fuck,
Great start but the theme music is a rhythm killer.
between 46:10- 46:30, what is Pete describing at Bennigan's when he says, “glacier of ades? aids? AYDS? “
Loving it great show Alison.
Great show Alison. Its nice being able to hear you. Dont get me wrong love Adams podcast but when you have something to say and Adam / the guest or Brians sound clips interrupt you it kind of blows. Also impressed how you don't lose your train of thought when you get interrupted.
Great start but the theme music is a rhythm killer.
Pete Holmes is…. Gandalf the Grey! Did he bang his head on the threshold, too?
between 46:10- 46:30, what is Pete describing at Bennigan’s when he says, “glacier of ades? aids? AYDS? “
Loving it great show Alison.
Great show Alison. Its nice being able to hear you. Dont get me wrong love Adams podcast but when you have something to say and Adam / the guest or Brians sound clips interrupt you it kind of blows. Also impressed how you don’t lose your train of thought when you get interrupted.
Thank you Alison ! The title is very apt as you come across as someone that could be a good friend.
If I had to pick someone to share a booth at Denny's at 2AM it would have to be Alison. We could chat over a Grand Slam about every topic out there.
Looking forward to the next show.
Alison is great. love it. Pete is a bit annoying..
Pete Holmes is…. Gandalf the Grey! Did he bang his head on the threshold, too?
Thank you Alison ! The title is very apt as you come across as someone that could be a good friend.
If I had to pick someone to share a booth at Denny’s at 2AM it would have to be Alison. We could chat over a Grand Slam about every topic out there.
Looking forward to the next show.
Alison is great. love it. Pete is a bit annoying..
Daniel is the name of Teresa's husband AND Alison's boyfriend. Anyone else find that an interesting coincidence?
great show!!1 please just don't leave adam when this show blows up. you manage to,almost, keep him in check and break up the crazy. also, god your freakin pretty. i mean seriously
Daniel is the name of Teresa’s husband AND Alison’s boyfriend. Anyone else find that an interesting coincidence?
great show!!1 please just don’t leave adam when this show blows up. you manage to,almost, keep him in check and break up the crazy. also, god your freakin pretty. i mean seriously
This was a good podcast dispite the annoying douche who thinks he is so hilarious. What a douche!
Daniel is the name of Teresa's husband AND Alison's boyfriend. Anyone else find that an interesting coincidence?
great show!!1 please just don't leave adam when this show blows up. you manage to,almost, keep him in check and break up the crazy. also, god your freakin pretty. i mean seriously
This was a good podcast dispite the annoying douche who thinks he is so hilarious. What a douche!
This was a good podcast dispite the annoying douche who thinks he is so hilarious. What a douche!
great pod cast .thanks Alison
great pod cast .thanks Alison
Plad shirt…I think the Ace man's style is rubing off on you. eh you still look cute in it. Glad to see you got your own show. Best of luck.
Plad shirt…I think the Ace man’s style is rubing off on you. eh you still look cute in it. Glad to see you got your own show. Best of luck.
So glad to get to download this off ACE Broadcasting and not iTunes. I thought that Magnet had finally forsaken me…
So glad to get to download this off ACE Broadcasting and not iTunes. I thought that Magnet had finally forsaken me…
LOVE the podcast. I despise itunes, but I might go on there just to rate your show.
LOVE the podcast. I despise itunes, but I might go on there just to rate your show.
I LOVE the podcast! What an amazing job you did! Do you think on a future episode (because I'm already a fan) you can complete that thought you had about Adam around 21:25- it felt like it was about to be a glimpse into the off-mic genuine Adam Carolla? And could you shorten the theme song a smidge? Otherwise, perfection! I'm all in!
I LOVE the podcast! What an amazing job you did! Do you think on a future episode (because I’m already a fan) you can complete that thought you had about Adam around 21:25- it felt like it was about to be a glimpse into the off-mic genuine Adam Carolla? And could you shorten the theme song a smidge? Otherwise, perfection! I’m all in!
Is Pete Holmes a giant human or are you standing 12 feet behind him for the pic and having an awesome perspective experiment?
Is Pete Holmes a giant human or are you standing 12 feet behind him for the pic and having an awesome perspective experiment?
In the picture with Pete. Are you standing in a hole? Is Pete Holmes a monster? A monster baby!
In the picture with Pete. Are you standing in a hole? Is Pete Holmes a monster? A monster baby!
Loved this episode (or is that epipod? epicast? podisode?). My favorite so far. Riki was awesome too tho.
Loved this episode (or is that epipod? epicast? podisode?). My favorite so far. Riki was awesome too tho.
I have a hunch that Daniel is “D. B. Weiss” who is a writer for the Game of Thrones series on HBO. Alison suddenly got obsessed with Game of Thrones about the same time she started dating Daniel.
I have a hunch that Daniel is “D. B. Weiss” who is a writer for the Game of Thrones series on HBO. Alison suddenly got obsessed with Game of Thrones about the same time she started dating Daniel.
This was a really great podcast
This was a really great podcast
I wanted to listen to this inaugural show before listening to the Rosen chat on You Made it Weird. “People as drugs” hmmm I like that. I'm like that, it speaks to my selfishness.
I wanted to listen to this inaugural show before listening to the Rosen chat on You Made it Weird. “People as drugs” hmmm I like that. I’m like that, it speaks to my selfishness.
I wanted to listen to this inaugural show before listening to the Rosen chat on You Made it Weird. “People as drugs” hmmm I like that. I'm like that, it speaks to my selfishness.