Good on the fan that met you for not doing the “compli-sults” where it starts with a complement, then a few sentences in it turns into an insult. (Albert Brooks called it that in the podcast I listened to today)
My first Alison Vlog and you seem sad (about wanting to move out). Bummed me out a little. But I'm glad I found this. Alison, I feel you pain about wanting to be alone. I'm about to make a big move that will allow me to be alone for the first time ever. I wish you luck in your apartment search. Now, I'm gonna watch more of these.
i love the 'pee cushion' idea. and i love your vlogs. i would like to think that i would say hi to you in a similarly genuine way, but i would worry about the creep factor for you, me being a dude and all. maybe i would do a 'hail felllow well met' walk by 'alison, love you………bye…just know i would never go for the high five.
Good on the fan that met you for not doing the “compli-sults” where it starts with a complement, then a few sentences in it turns into an insult. (Albert Brooks called it that in the podcast I listened to today)
My first Alison Vlog and you seem sad (about wanting to move out). Bummed me out a little. But I’m glad I found this. Alison, I feel you pain about wanting to be alone. I’m about to make a big move that will allow me to be alone for the first time ever. I wish you luck in your apartment search. Now, I’m gonna watch more of these.
i love the ‘pee cushion’ idea. and i love your vlogs. i would like to think that i would say hi to you in a similarly genuine way, but i would worry about the creep factor for you, me being a dude and all. maybe i would do a ‘hail felllow well met’ walk by ‘alison, love you………bye…just know i would never go for the high five.
I get recognized all the time too. But being recognized by the state police probably isn't the same as being recognized by a fan. As I always say though — it's not what they know, it's what they can prove.
You had a big argument with your parents? I bet it was over the clicker. Let me tell you, it's a good thing I'm single because I'm the world's biggest clicker hog. NOTHING comes between me and my clicker. Don't even try.
I get recognized all the time too. But being recognized by the state police probably isn’t the same as being recognized by a fan. As I always say though — it’s not what they know, it’s what they can prove.
You had a big argument with your parents? I bet it was over the clicker. Let me tell you, it’s a good thing I’m single because I’m the world’s biggest clicker hog. NOTHING comes between me and my clicker. Don’t even try.
That was TOTALLY one of your better vlogs! If someone were to go through all your vlogs and determine which ones were better than other ones, this one would easily be in the 50% that's better than the other 50%. And with that, I think I may have complimented you too highly, and now you will be a complete dick to everyone you see. Please don't do that. Please remain cool and approachable. And please keep doing that thing where you stop talking and make faces and then point out that you made some faces. Because that's charming. I have a crush on you. Now it's awkward. OMG Bye!
That was TOTALLY one of your better vlogs! If someone were to go through all your vlogs and determine which ones were better than other ones, this one would easily be in the 50% that’s better than the other 50%. And with that, I think I may have complimented you too highly, and now you will be a complete dick to everyone you see. Please don’t do that. Please remain cool and approachable. And please keep doing that thing where you stop talking and make faces and then point out that you made some faces. Because that’s charming. I have a crush on you. Now it’s awkward. OMG Bye!
After so many “close calls” myself, whenever someone asks me to use the bathroom in my store I'm like “right over there!”
Doh.. I wasn't first
Good on the fan that met you for not doing the “compli-sults” where it starts with a complement, then a few sentences in it turns into an insult. (Albert Brooks called it that in the podcast I listened to today)
This is where I tell you you're awesome.
Haha… Interested to hear your relationship thoughts…
Are you high?
My first Alison Vlog and you seem sad (about wanting to move out). Bummed me out a little. But I'm glad I found this. Alison, I feel you pain about wanting to be alone. I'm about to make a big move that will allow me to be alone for the first time ever. I wish you luck in your apartment search. Now, I'm gonna watch more of these.
i love the 'pee cushion' idea. and i love your vlogs. i would like to think that i would say hi to you in a similarly genuine way, but i would worry about the creep factor for you, me being a dude and all. maybe i would do a 'hail felllow well met' walk by 'alison, love you………bye…just know i would never go for the high five.
After so many “close calls” myself, whenever someone asks me to use the bathroom in my store I’m like “right over there!”
Doh.. I wasn’t first
Good on the fan that met you for not doing the “compli-sults” where it starts with a complement, then a few sentences in it turns into an insult. (Albert Brooks called it that in the podcast I listened to today)
This is where I tell you you’re awesome.
Haha… Interested to hear your relationship thoughts…
Are you high?
My first Alison Vlog and you seem sad (about wanting to move out). Bummed me out a little. But I’m glad I found this. Alison, I feel you pain about wanting to be alone. I’m about to make a big move that will allow me to be alone for the first time ever. I wish you luck in your apartment search. Now, I’m gonna watch more of these.
i love the ‘pee cushion’ idea. and i love your vlogs. i would like to think that i would say hi to you in a similarly genuine way, but i would worry about the creep factor for you, me being a dude and all. maybe i would do a ‘hail felllow well met’ walk by ‘alison, love you………bye…just know i would never go for the high five.
You might be the most endearingly dorky woman in existence.
You might be the most endearingly dorky woman in existence.
You probably didn't scar your bladder. It is smooth muscle tissue and can expand very easily and return to shape. You may have strengthened it a bit.
Also, cheer up! That is an order!
You probably didn’t scar your bladder. It is smooth muscle tissue and can expand very easily and return to shape. You may have strengthened it a bit.
Also, cheer up! That is an order!
Being recognized like that is pretty exciting!!
I get recognized all the time too. But being recognized by the state police probably isn't the same as being recognized by a fan. As I always say though — it's not what they know, it's what they can prove.
You had a big argument with your parents? I bet it was over the clicker. Let me tell you, it's a good thing I'm single because I'm the world's biggest clicker hog. NOTHING comes between me and my clicker. Don't even try.
Geri Jewell book signing at BookStar in Studio City, June 4th 3pm. Just sayin'.
Being recognized like that is pretty exciting!!
I get recognized all the time too. But being recognized by the state police probably isn’t the same as being recognized by a fan. As I always say though — it’s not what they know, it’s what they can prove.
You had a big argument with your parents? I bet it was over the clicker. Let me tell you, it’s a good thing I’m single because I’m the world’s biggest clicker hog. NOTHING comes between me and my clicker. Don’t even try.
This has to be true, because the average dorky woman is rarely endearing. It has to be the hair.
Geri Jewell book signing at BookStar in Studio City, June 4th 3pm. Just sayin’.
Your faces in the pauses between your thoughts bring me back every time.
This has to be true, because the average dorky woman is rarely endearing. It has to be the hair.
What if you opened the left closet door? That'd probably get rid of it.
I need all the hairtennas I can get.
What if you opened the left closet door? That’d probably get rid of it.
That was TOTALLY one of your better vlogs! If someone were to go through all your vlogs and determine which ones were better than other ones, this one would easily be in the 50% that's better than the other 50%. And with that, I think I may have complimented you too highly, and now you will be a complete dick to everyone you see. Please don't do that. Please remain cool and approachable. And please keep doing that thing where you stop talking and make faces and then point out that you made some faces. Because that's charming. I have a crush on you. Now it's awkward. OMG Bye!
I need all the hairtennas I can get.
That was TOTALLY one of your better vlogs! If someone were to go through all your vlogs and determine which ones were better than other ones, this one would easily be in the 50% that’s better than the other 50%. And with that, I think I may have complimented you too highly, and now you will be a complete dick to everyone you see. Please don’t do that. Please remain cool and approachable. And please keep doing that thing where you stop talking and make faces and then point out that you made some faces. Because that’s charming. I have a crush on you. Now it’s awkward. OMG Bye!
Put a poster of your show logo over that top corner of the closet door to eliminate the light…
I saw Bridesmaids just a few nights ago, ya it was totally funny. Did you say something about NY? Are you coming to NY? I hope so.
Put a poster of your show logo over that top corner of the closet door to eliminate the light…
I saw Bridesmaids just a few nights ago, ya it was totally funny. Did you say something about NY? Are you coming to NY? I hope so.
Put a poster of your show logo over that top corner of the closet door to eliminate the light…
I saw Bridesmaids just a few nights ago, ya it was totally funny. Did you say something about NY? Are you coming to NY? I hope so.