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Can't decide which book to read

The book on the left is one I found at the house where I’m house and dogsitting this week. The one on the right is a gift from Dustin. A funny side note: Last night I tweeted a photo of the fart book with the caption, “A belated Christmas gift from Dustin!” but the photo had Charlie the dog in it and most people assumed I was saying a dog was the gift from Dustin. They also assumed it was a yellow lab and possibly it was Molly (Adam Carolla’s dog) which makes no sense as it’s Charlie, a white pug/shitzu/Japense chin/I’m not sure/mutt rescue/small dog and to which I ask, what would the fart book be doing in the foreground of the photo if that were the case?

Also, I have a lot of other news and thoughts and things which I should probably blog so as to get them out of my head to leave more room for some philosophy ideas from the book on the left and some names of farts from the book on the right. A quick update which has nothing to do with the preceding sentence, I recorded some stuff for E! over the summer which I thought was only airing internationally (like all the porn I’ve done)(I haven’t done any porn) but people have been telling me they’ve seen me on E! to which I usually think, “Thanks but I think you’re thinking of the BIO channel,” but then I checked and the shows are airing. I think one of them, Movie Stars: Then and Now is on tomorrow at ten. I haven’t seen it yet and I may have been terrible.

Also, the fart book has sound effects!

Also, fuck daylight savings.

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25 Responses to Can't decide which book to read

  1. Mike Spain March 13, 2011 at 11:38 am #

    Do you want a whole grain muffin or a candy bar? Picking a book can be a bitch.

  2. Mike Spain March 13, 2011 at 11:38 am #

    Do you want a whole grain muffin or a candy bar? Picking a book can be a bitch.

  3. Michael. March 13, 2011 at 2:01 pm #

    I think that was a very thoughtful gift Dustin gave you, Alison. I’m thinking that somewhere between the two of those books should be Snooki’s book. I’m sure that it’s full of philosophical ideas right along with a load of crap. Ha! I made my first pun. Ahem. Speaking of your tv appearances. I was flipping through the channels yesterday and I found myself watching the Tv Guide channel and saw you commenting on there. My first thought was, “Hey, there’s Alison. She just made a hysterical remark about Exit to Eden.” My second thought was, “Hey, why are you watching the Tv Guide channel?” It was totally worth it.

    As to your thoughts on daylight’s savings time. I’m holding up one of those foam fingers to it. Only it’s not the index finger. Daylight’s savings time? Pick up your toys and go home. You are not wanted here.

    P.S. Thank you auto-spell check. You have saved me from complete and utter failure. Yeah, I like talking to inanimate objects.

  4. Alison Rosen March 13, 2011 at 2:03 pm #

    I’m glad the original Michael is back!!!!

  5. Michael. March 13, 2011 at 2:13 pm #

    Awww, thank you so much, Alison. I really appreciate that. It’s good to be back. : )

  6. Mike Spain March 13, 2011 at 7:38 pm #

    Do you want a whole grain muffin or a candy bar? Picking a book can be a bitch.

  7. Michael. March 13, 2011 at 10:01 pm #

    I think that was a very thoughtful gift Dustin gave you, Alison. I'm thinking that somewhere between the two of those books should be Snooki's book. I'm sure that it's full of philosophical ideas right along with a load of crap. Ha! I made my first pun. Ahem. Speaking of your tv appearances. I was flipping through the channels yesterday and I found myself watching the Tv Guide channel and saw you commenting on there. My first thought was, “Hey, there's Alison. She just made a hysterical remark about Exit to Eden.” My second thought was, “Hey, why are you watching the Tv Guide channel?” It was totally worth it.

    As to your thoughts on daylight's savings time. I'm holding up one of those foam fingers to it. Only it's not the index finger. Daylight's savings time? Pick up your toys and go home. You are not wanted here.

    P.S. Thank you auto-spell check. You have saved me from complete and utter failure. Yeah, I like talking to inanimate objects.

  8. Alison Rosen March 13, 2011 at 10:03 pm #

    I'm glad the original Michael is back!!!!

  9. Michael. March 13, 2011 at 10:13 pm #

    Awww, thank you so much, Alison. I really appreciate that. It's good to be back. : )

  10. Uncle Joe March 14, 2011 at 10:28 pm #

    Yeah, tons of people are idiots. That’s like if my never to be wife were to try on clothes asking me which one looked better and me saying “why would you wanna wear a blt sandwich?” Ok, it’s nothing like that. Moral is that people are slightly retarded and/or insane.

  11. Tim Warneking March 14, 2011 at 11:10 pm #

    I fart, therefore I am.

  12. Uncle Joe March 15, 2011 at 6:28 am #

    Yeah, tons of people are idiots. That's like if my never to be wife were to try on clothes asking me which one looked better and me saying “why would you wanna wear a blt sandwich?” Ok, it's nothing like that. Moral is that people are slightly retarded and/or insane.

  13. Tim Warneking March 15, 2011 at 7:10 am #

    I fart, therefore I am.

  14. Don P. Nagai March 15, 2011 at 6:13 am #

    The simplicity and “truth” of the fart book allows the philosophy tome to actually make some sense.

  15. Don P. Nagai March 15, 2011 at 2:13 pm #

    The simplicity and “truth” of the fart book allows the philosophy tome to actually make some sense.

  16. Remman March 15, 2011 at 12:30 pm #

    Do you miss that one hour of sleep?

  17. Puttie March 15, 2011 at 4:03 pm #

    Philosophy, farts, and daylight savings together in one wonderful blog sandwich. Who would have thunk?

  18. Remman March 15, 2011 at 8:30 pm #

    Do you miss that one hour of sleep?

  19. Wesley Kanaloa March 15, 2011 at 7:04 pm #

    I received the same book from my father for Christmas … It’s been donated to the guys who mine for cans outside my house every Friday morning. I didn’t feel bad about that until just now … I forgot to put the batteries in.

  20. Puttie March 16, 2011 at 12:03 am #

    Philosophy, farts, and daylight savings together in one wonderful blog sandwich. Who would have thunk?

  21. Wes Kanaloa March 16, 2011 at 3:04 am #

    I received the same book from my father for Christmas … It's been donated to the guys who mine for cans outside my house every Friday morning. I didn't feel bad about that until just now … I forgot to put the batteries in.

  22. James March 24, 2011 at 12:32 pm #

    It’s “Daylight Saving” not “Daylight Savings”. No “S”.

  23. Alison Rosen March 24, 2011 at 12:34 pm #

    I know! I didn’t know then, but I know now.

  24. James March 24, 2011 at 8:32 pm #

    It's “Daylight Saving” not “Daylight Savings”. No “S”.

  25. Alison Rosen March 24, 2011 at 8:34 pm #

    I know! I didn't know then, but I know now.

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