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Woohoo look at me; The Film Vault

Alright so I just Adam Carolla’d up my web site. Too much? I don’t want to be that asshole who’s running around saying, “LOOK AT ME, I’M ON THE ADAM CAROLLA SHOW!” however I received an email saying, “You should update your website,” and it was followed by a smiley. It looked like this: “You should update your website :)” and I’d be remiss if I just ignored it, smileyface and all.

In other news I think I just swallowed a bug. It was in my coffee. It may have just been some other type of non-insect clump. I really hope so.

with Anderson and Bald Bryan on The Film Vault

Also, I was on The Film vault and we talked chick flicks.

Also, did you hear the episodes of the ACS podcast I was on with Joel Stein and Patton Oswalt?

Also, just wanted to say also one more time.

But also last night I went to a party for the ACE network and I came home feeling so happy and lucky to be a part of this thing.

I brought Dustin, my friend who’s just a friend but whom no one thinks is just a friend. “Are you a car guy?” asked Adam. Dustin choked out some kind of star struck answer (sorry Dustin) involving the words “no” and “Sentra.” Then Adam said in a matter-of-fact tone, “Yeah, Alison wouldn’t like a car guy.” I don’t know what this means but I resent it highly and now I’m going to have to date ALL the car guys.

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17 Responses to Woohoo look at me; The Film Vault

  1. bringerofchill January 22, 2011 at 11:25 am #

    I’m not really a car guy, but i’ll play one on TV if it gets me a date with you.

  2. Perry Zoso January 22, 2011 at 11:45 am #

    My real name’s Piston Turbo. Uh . . . Piston Turbo Ford.

  3. Marc January 22, 2011 at 12:47 pm #

    Congrats on the Adam Carolla job. Your quick wit is a welcome addition. Sorry to hear about the bug in your coffee. I’d caution you against following it up with a spider, bird, cat etc… You are far too young and that never ends well.

  4. Justin Reynolds January 22, 2011 at 7:25 pm #

    I'm not really a car guy, but i'll play one on TV if it gets me a date with you.

  5. omnivore January 22, 2011 at 4:39 pm #

    I wasn’t sold at first because I liked hearing Adam talk about Gina Grad’s rack, but you are truly funny.

  6. Perry Zoso January 22, 2011 at 7:45 pm #

    My real name's Piston Turbo. Uh . . . Piston Turbo Ford.

  7. Alison Rosen January 22, 2011 at 4:54 pm #

    Why thank you!

  8. Marc January 22, 2011 at 8:47 pm #

    Congrats on the Adam Carolla job. Your quick wit is a welcome addition. Sorry to hear about the bug in your coffee. I'd caution you against following it up with a spider, bird, cat etc… You are far too young and that never ends well.

  9. omnivore January 23, 2011 at 12:39 am #

    I wasn't sold at first because I liked hearing Adam talk about Gina Grad's rack, but you are truly funny.

  10. Alison Rosen January 23, 2011 at 12:54 am #

    Why thank you!

  11. boinkity January 22, 2011 at 9:58 pm #

    I listened to the Movie Vault for the first time today. It was pretty good. You were fun on the show too Alison. I’ll have to check those guys out again…

  12. boinkity January 23, 2011 at 5:58 am #

    I listed to the Movie Vault for the first time today. It was pretty good. You were fun on the show too Alison. I'll have to check those guys out again…

  13. David January 23, 2011 at 4:02 am #

    Date the car guys and actually have one of them drop you off at work . I see you and him driving up in Classic Ferrari with the top down BLARING music from winger and then Adam coming out to see where the music is coming from only to see you and Billy bad ass making out like it’s a porno flick

  14. David January 23, 2011 at 12:02 pm #

    Date the car guys and actually have one of them drop you off at work . I see you and him driving up in Classic Ferrari with the top down BLARING music from winger and then Adam coming out to see where the music is coming from only to see you and Billy bad ass making out like it's a porno flick

  15. Matt January 23, 2011 at 2:24 pm #

    Does Bald Bryan have freakishly small thumbs?

  16. Mstsacto January 24, 2011 at 2:17 am #

    “In other news I think I just swallowed a bug. It was in my coffee. It may have just been some other type of non-insect clump. I really hope so.”

    The best part of waking up…is mystery clump in your cup.

  17. Mstsacto January 24, 2011 at 10:17 am #

    “In other news I think I just swallowed a bug. It was in my coffee. It may have just been some other type of non-insect clump. I really hope so.”

    The best part of waking up…is mystery clump in your cup.

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