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About my flight and other stuff

On the way to the airport yesterday my sister asked me what I was going to do in CA and I told her one of the many things I had planned was a head transplant. Then I confessed that I was unsure whether I wanted to get a new head put on my body or have my head put on a different body, which perhaps would be a body transplant. She suggested I make a list of pros and cons on the airplane. Unfortunately my airplane time was taken up with other things such as watching When in Rome and fidgeting. So I guess I’m right where I began, transplant wise, and for that I’m sorry.

Also today is the day an ARIYNBF is happening although I only woke up a little while ago (it’s a little after 2pm in my head which apparently is early for me?) and a lot of things have to happen before this show comes together (not really) so bide your time my preciouses.

Precious is a word that doesn’t lend itself to being plural.

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Sending out ariynbf shirts

I gave my assistants the day off right after I realized I didn’t have any. Thankfully I was able to encourage a fleet of woodland creatures to help me with the packaging, addressing and putting stamps on that’s involved in getting these shirts out. Chipmunks, by the way, are great at math.

In other news someone is playing music so loud outside that I feel like I’m at college and someone has their stereo pointed toward the courtyard indicating it’s the beginning of a vacation. Except that sounds kind of exciting versus this, which is just loud and annoying.

Instead of complaining I was going to just close my window but lo and behold it’s closed. Back to complaining I go.
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In a car, Atlanta

I’m in a car in Atlanta. An insane wave of fatigue is hitting me which is a shame. A true professional would work through it. I hope I find one of those.

In other news, my driver is giving me a tour of Atlanta. It’s very nice. He’s very nice. Unfortunately he has a very soothing voice. Zzzzzzzz
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