What are you doing on Sunday, Dec 5? No, I’m sorry, that’s wrong.
Instead, you’ll be watching my show at 4:30pm because a man who has baked one pie in his entire life but is extremely proud of said confection will be coming on my show to demonstrate his baking prowess. He already asked me if swearing and drinking are allowed on the show if that’s any indication of the entertainment that lies ahead.
Here’s the problem I’m having though and maybe you guys can help me through this. On TV cooking segments there’s already a pie made ahead of time so that after they pop the pie in the oven they can magically pull out an already made pie. So he and I were going to get together ahead of time to make a pie so you guys won’t have to wait the 23 hours it takes for the fucker to bake. (45 minutes)
But then I was thinking if we’re going to do that we may as well turn on the camera for that and stream it, so we’re going to have to get together ahead of that to make a pie. See what I’m saying?
So I’m thinking since we’re all new best friends here, maybe we should just hang out during the 45 minutes it takes the pie to bake? Or should I go for the on-air magic of having the pie made ahead of time? The magic which I’ve already disclosed?
WHAT TO DO?
And while we’re talking, do send in your phone number for fan phone call if you haven’t already. Send it to fanphonecall AT alisonrosen DOT com and put “number” in the subject line.
Ok, see you all Sunday!
Do both, as in “be prepared for the worst” girl scout, as in “here is one we made while sober” vs. “here is THE ONE we did after sucking down giggle juice.”
……Oh, and I like the neo-syfy-weird-time paradox you posit.
Have a Mrs. Smith pie on standby. LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Do both, as in “be prepared for the worst” girl scout, as in “here is one we made while sober” vs. “here is THE ONE we did after sucking down giggle juice.”
……Oh, and I like the neo-syfy-weird-time paradox you posit.
If you are looking for a phone number to call, you might want to keep this one handy….1-877-FOR PIE TIPS. No joke, it is an automated line offering advice to novice pie bakers everywhere…LOL
Have a Mrs. Smith pie on standby. LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Make the pie but pretend you didn’t make the pie and keep it as a “backup” (and then when nothing goes wrong reveal the clever ruse for a laugh).
If you are looking for a phone number to call, you might want to keep this one handy….1-877-FOR PIE TIPS. No joke, it is an automated line offering advice to novice pie bakers everywhere…LOL
Will there be Ice Cream with the pie? I do enjoy a nice scoop of vanilla ice cream on a slice of peach pie
Will there be Ice Cream with the pie? I do enjoy a nice scoop of vanilla ice cream on a slice of peach pie